And lo, The Lord came down from the heaven, and spake unto them; "lo", said he, "shut up already, I don't care about you or your bloody famine."
And lo, they praised his name and made a statue of him and he was all like "what, are you trying to bribe me, I'm god, you cannot do- Ooh, is that ivory?"Look around in a paranoid fashion.
You glance around nervously.
There is nothing to see
Raise my spear into the air and give out a victorious shout with no regard to people who might give me strange looks.
"GLABOGL!", cry you, in a victorious manner.
A passing peasant gives you an odd look.
Coin flip:TAILS
You regard it, and find it slightly unsettling!
Time for more RUNNINGLIKEASEAL, no?
You tear yourself away from the grass, and start to run!
Coin flip: HEADS
The dryad, who had assumed you were insane, is unprepared to stop you! You manage to escape her barky talons.
You cannot run like this for much longer!
Statuses:
Shadow: Does not have an appendix.
-Letter
-9 copper coins (not shiny)
-Map
-7 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Shoddy Hat
By the pedestal, Somewhere in Rubik, Rubik.
Duck: Nonplussed
Inventory: Bearmna cape. Grants power of magma diving.
In Shadow's hands, Somewhere in Rubik, Rubik.Ultimuh: UNSETTLED
-Letter (chewed)
-paperclip'd note
-5 copper coins (bloody)
-Bloody Knife
-6 empty spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Trashcan lid
-Sharp Stick
-Shiny Helmet
Outside TDT, Regit, Peasantia.
ExKirby: Dryad scratches!
These will make some sweet scars-Letter
-8 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Cleaver (tree sap covering)
-Orange Shirt
-Reelyite Novice badge
Back door of the palace, Regit, Peasantia.
Put me on the waiting list please.
Apply bearman to waiting list.
I kid, I kid. The real moral is don't do drugs; bearman will kill you. acutaly those are two, serpeate morals.,