Good news!
My computer is brokenAs it may be a while before I get it all fixed up, though it pains me to do, allow me to present this copout imageless turn.
Can my discovery become Reely's loophole?
What do you mean by this?
Please clarify your intention.
>_
I'll ask for a cheap ale, cheap but tasty. Then ask for something to satiate my hunger. Mighty warriors need their daily booze and stomach fillings.
You exchange one copper for a mug of ale which is, at the very least, palatable, and a plate of leftovers.
You consume both in a boring way. The bartender talks about a way to clean coins using bear piss. You aren't paying attention, but when he drops the coin into a mug of yellow liquid, you make a mental note not to accept change from this guy.
>_
Grab that Rubik's cube, turn the far yellow section counter clockwise(or clockwise from my avatar's viewpoint)
Um... I think a diagram is in order...
You grab the cube. It refuses to be moved more than a foot away from the pedastal, so you leave it there.
You try to turn it. It refuses to budge.
>_
Statuses:
Shadow: In 3D, but not the normal ones.
-Letter
-9 copper coins (not shiny)
-Map
-7 free spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Shoddy Hat (with duck)
Somewhere in Rubik, Rubik.
Ultimuh: hunger, thirst: sated.
-Letter (chewed)
-paperclip'd note
-5 copper coins (bloody)
-Bloody Knife
-6 empty spaces
Equipped:
-Rags
-Trashcan lid
-Stick
-Shiny Helmet
Inside TDT, Regit, Peasantia.
ExKirby: Running like a regular peasant, thank you very much.
-Letter
-8 copper coins (not shiny)
-8 free spaces
Equipped:
-Cleaver (tree sap covering)
-Orange Shirt
-Reelyite Novice badge
Some street, just inside of Regit, Peasantia.
Hey, what?
The
COMPETITION is real, people. FABULOUS PRIZES are waiting to be won. By ANYONE. Get cracking, chaps!