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[Itnetlolor]

No, feed him to carp and use his bones to build a tree. That ought to keep them away for a good while.

No no no, you use his bones to grow a tree somehow, then you cut down the tree and make a wooden/bone statue depicting the carp eating him. Then you send it to the elves as a gift.

I see that and raise you trading it with them in an isolated trade depot; after they tear each other to shreds... lather, rinse, repeat.

And when you're finally bored, just dump magma on their siege party after catapulting (bridgapulting) all the "remaining" statues on top of them.

[Malicus]

...but the elves in question engaged in a great dwarven pastime.  Why all the hate?

[Akura]

Because he's an elf. BUT, this particular elf happens to be one of the very few truly enlightened ones.