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[Boatmurdered]

So my first noble ever just showed up, and its a Dungeon Master. I decide to look at her thoughts and preferences, and I'm greeted with this:

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She likes... frog demons. For their impressive bellies.

Do I even want to know

[tombthedwarf]

actually this is pretty standard for Dungeon masters: they like fat loot and evil critters

[Leotto]

[PREFSTRING:impressive bellies]
right there in creature standard.txt

[SenorOcho]

Man, that image went off the right of my screen and I saw "two-handed sword mail"

[Blargityblarg]

Dammit, Ocho, now someone has to draw that.

OT, dwarves can like justabout anything. Even tentacle demons (for their corrupt intentions) or elves.

[XSI]

Some nobles also like adamantine. And they will mandate it, even if there is no HFS on the map and there is no way to get some.

I don't think I've ever seen a dwarf that liked goblins.

And congratulations on your first noble, the dungeonmaster is the only one that's actually useful. (Unless you count the philosopher as dedicated lever-puller). Since it's your first, I suggest you look at what she's wearing, dungeon masters have been known to go around wearing nothing but cloaks.

For the mental image of a dwarf with no pants at all, it can be safe for work, I imagine them wrapped around the dwarf like a toga with multiple parts.

[beekay]

Is the weird thing here really the frog demons? I mean that is pretty much a list of the most valuable things in the game, united in one mandate-issuing noble. Even for a DM, that's toeing the line.

[Ze Spy]

NEXT MANDATE :

Capture Frog Demon : 0/3

[kotekzot]

Dungeon masters don't make mandates.

[ungulateman]

The joke strikes kotekzot in the brain!
It is broken!

[Jacob/Lee]

*Ilral Soloniklist spots a frog demon*
Ilral Soloniklist admires the frog demon for its' impressive belly!
Ilral Soloniklist has been struck down

[TomPedersen]

*Ilral Soloniklist spots a frog demon*
Ilral Soloniklist admires the frog demon for its' impressive belly!
Ilral Soloniklist has been struck down

sig'd

Edit: If Jacob approves of course...

[NW_Kohaku]

I still love my female dwarves that love "hugging clowns" for their "corrupt intentions".

I named my first one "Kiki", after the character from Ghastly's Ghastly Comic. (warning: It's a webcomic where a "hugging clown" is the most moral and sexually normal entity there.  I'm not linking to it for NSFW reasons. (not really graphically explicit, but the whole thing is a comic about sex and fetishes) You can probably use Google.)

I can't help but imagine that, had I "hugging clowns", she would rush into their... "hugging appendages" with a look of raw... corrupt intentions on her face, only to have the "hugging clowns" scream in fear, and rip her apart trying to keep her from "making unwanted hugs" upon them.

[Jacob/Lee]

*Ilral Soloniklist spots a frog demon*
Ilral Soloniklist admires the frog demon for its' impressive belly!
Ilral Soloniklist has been struck down

sig'd

Edit: If Jacob approves of course...

Thats' what I was going for.

[Hyndis]

My current dungeon master likes spirits of fire for their fiery glows.


Urist McDungeonmaster has seen a wonderful creature lately.
Urist McDungeonmaster has sustained serious injuries lately.
Urist McDungeonmaster has died in the heat.