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HastyLumbago

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Cheap dwarfish humor
« on: March 19, 2010, 10:43:57 pm »
Due to my strict adherence to Law, I need to know if there's a way to deny access to certain stockpiles for certain dwarfish professions.

For you see, I stoutly refuse to serve alcohol to miners.


Feel free to toss your cheap one-off dwarfish humor into this thread.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 11:57:47 pm by HastyLumbago »
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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2010, 02:26:53 am »
I don't get it.

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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2010, 02:32:34 am »
This thread is confusing.
He asks a question which seems like one, but he hints to it being humor.
Someone want to tell me what the joke was?
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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2010, 02:36:25 am »
It's a pun. Minors/Miners. The use of stoutly threw me off, I was looking for the joke in that.
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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2010, 02:42:43 am »
Augh.

I like that I'm more offended by puns than I am by discussion of the capture, enslavement and systematic culling of mermaids for fun and profit.
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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2010, 02:43:25 am »
I was originally just going to voice my support for that fantastically bad pun, but I couldn't think of any suitably bad jokes to go along with the post.

Can't say I found it too difficult to pick out though...  Maybe I'm just naturally attuned to jokes like this.


Man, that's a scary thought.
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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2010, 02:47:25 am »
Quote from: Kagus on March 20, 2010, 02:43:25 am
I was originally just going to voice my support for that fantastically bad pun, but I couldn't think of any suitably bad jokes to go along with the post.

Can't say I found it too difficult to pick out though...  Maybe I'm just naturally attuned to jokes like this.


Man, that's a scary thought.

My funny bone doesn't tune to the playing with words sadly...
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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2010, 03:32:52 am »
Alas, while the pun was good, I've got nothing funny to say for it. Maybe later.
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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2010, 04:01:46 am »
OH WOW.

Now that I actually get the joke, that's actually pretty funny! I feel dumb now.
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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2010, 05:35:05 am »
I once embarked with only seven steel battle axes, then told my miner to take his pick.

What do you call a dwarf with no arms and no legs in the barracks?
Dabbling axedwarf.
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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2010, 06:58:21 am »
Is this going to turn into another one of those dwarven pick-up line threads?
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2010, 09:03:52 am »
Quote from: Rowanas on March 20, 2010, 06:58:21 am
Is this going to turn into another one of those dwarven pick-up line threads?
Wanna come back to my place and tug on my beard?
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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2010, 09:14:43 am »
NO! NO! BAD DABI! Go necro the dwarven pick up line thread.
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Quote from: Dutchling on April 14, 2012, 02:28:14 pm
I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Quote from: Bumber on November 27, 2018, 01:05:30 am
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.

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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2010, 09:24:10 am »
Schist, another thread about Gneiss puns. You're Mica me sick.
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Re: Cheap dwarfish humor
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2010, 10:26:41 am »
That one is classic  ;D
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