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Author Topic: Dwarven Drinking Songs.  (Read 15980 times)

Ze Spy

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2010, 04:05:43 am »
24 . As i fell down the stairs
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Heron TSG

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2010, 11:25:43 am »
which were made out of trees that grow pears!
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2010, 12:47:28 pm »
Current song summarized and renumbered.  Completed songs put into opening post, spoilered.
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*Nobody messes with Mrs. Urist!*
She's armed with sword and child!
Shes married to a muralist.
she'll slit your throat and slice your beard...
A more terrible fate could not be had!
I cried "Boohoohoo" as my chin was sheared.
All the attention drove me mad
As I fell down the stairs
which were made out of trees that grow pears!

8 lines so far, thus:

9: "Urist had felled them with a wave of 'er beard"
« Last Edit: March 21, 2010, 12:50:14 pm by Qloos »
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2010, 01:04:57 pm »
10: man I tell ya it was weird!
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2010, 03:39:03 pm »
11: 'Twas exactly as she feared,
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I'm currently making a nice room for my legendary clerk. I always treat my legendaries with the greatest respect, giving them the best rooms and so on. Although the walls are mostly engraved with pictures of my miner starving to death after he fell down a well, so it's not too cheerful.

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2010, 02:27:55 am »
12 the entire bloody forest cleared
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Ze Spy

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2010, 04:18:41 am »
13 : as magma sweep across
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2010, 09:05:46 am »
14: The smoldering moss
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2010, 07:43:15 pm »
15: It sent up a cloud of the blackest smoke;
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2010, 07:52:40 pm »
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*Nobody messes with Mrs. Urist!*
She's armed with sword and child!
Shes married to a muralist.
she'll slit your throat and slice your beard...
A more terrible fate could not be had!
I cried "Boohoohoo" as my chin was sheared.
All the attention drove me mad
As I fell down the stairs
which were made out of trees that grow pears!
Urist had felled them with a wave of 'er beard
man I tell ya it was weird!
'Twas exactly as she feared,
the entire bloody forest cleared
as magma sweep across
The smoldering moss
The smoldering moss
It sent up a cloud of the blackest smoke;

(second last line deserves a [semi] repetition)

16 Nobody mess with Mrs. Urist!
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2010, 10:27:32 pm »
Song 2 compiled and spoiler-ed in OP.

Theme for drinking song number 3:  Spider Silk.
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2010, 10:41:17 pm »
Quote from: Qloos on March 22, 2010, 10:27:32 pm
Song 2 compiled and spoiler-ed in OP.

Theme for drinking song number 3:  Spider Silk.

Mrs. Urist Has a *dress* that's made of spider silk.
« Last Edit: March 22, 2010, 10:55:28 pm by Flaede »
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Heron TSG

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2010, 10:54:43 pm »
2: The fabric is quite as white and bright as milk;
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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2010, 04:00:45 am »
3. But the way she'd obtained it had made some cross,
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Ze Spy

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Re: Dwarven Drinking Song.
« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2010, 05:06:39 am »
4 because it came from the goblins
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