Topic: Dwarven Drinking Songs. (Read 15987 times)

twwolfe · « **Reply #120 on:** April 05, 2010, 07:29:17 am »

14. Upon a dish of well-minced wine!

Binamrad · « **Reply #121 on:** April 05, 2010, 08:12:59 am »

15. That the chef minced with his dong.

(Dong being the currency of Vietnam)

Qloos · « **Reply #122 on:** April 05, 2010, 12:18:15 pm »

16. That dwarf was known for wearing a thong.

(I, however, have no such reservations.)

GlassInMyEyeGuy · « **Reply #123 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:09:38 pm »

Title: Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold, Gold
Rhyme Scheme: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's right, ALL THE LINES MUST RHYME WITH GOLD.

Heron TSG · « **Reply #124 on:** April 05, 2010, 07:31:15 pm »

Striking with their picks, the miners found gold!

Dermonster · « **Reply #125 on:** April 05, 2010, 08:09:16 pm »

Unfortunately, covered with deadly mold.

Heron TSG · « **Reply #126 on:** April 05, 2010, 08:21:27 pm »

3. This was a mold that was very old.

ISGC · « **Reply #127 on:** April 05, 2010, 08:33:32 pm »

old mold that suffered the nightly cold

twwolfe · « **Reply #128 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:50:48 pm »

5. and so the gold the dwarves promptly sold

Jack A T · « **Reply #129 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:53:55 pm »

6. because they didn't feel quite that bold

Heron TSG · « **Reply #130 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:55:57 pm »

7. They piled the gold upon the cart that they rolled.

Jack A T · « **Reply #131 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:58:04 pm »

8. ~~MEOW~~ But the gold the cart was unable to hold

Heron TSG · « **Reply #132 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:11:22 pm »

9: and very quickly did it fold.

Jack A T · « **Reply #133 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:40:04 pm »

10. And so the carpenter the dwarves did scold

Heron TSG · « **Reply #134 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:44:27 pm »

11. The process had been rigamarole'd!

12(optional, skip if you like.). So the carpenter flew into a rage, and many dwarves were overbowled.