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[100killer9]

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I don't know how to put this... Start with absolutely nothing and see what comes about as people attempt to do things. Like extremely... Uh abstract(?) Tacticus.

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Ascend to Godhood.

[dwarfguy2]

>TURN INTO A MONKEY

[ToonyMan]

Command your banana army.

[Haika]

Don't forget the muffins.

[100killer9]

Ascend to Godhood.

You never existed, but I'll be nice and throw in a god. There is now a god, amongst the lack of existence

>TURN INTO A MONKEY

Who? The god? Or you?

Command your banana army.

I don't have one, but I digress...
You can't command something that doesn't exist, especially if you don't exist and nothing exists.

Don't forget the muffins.

I'll make sure not to.

So far, nothing exists except for a god.
((By the way, while nothing exists I'll need you to be specific. Silliness is great, as long as I know what you're trying to do.))

[ToonyMan]

Create light.

[100killer9]

Create light.

Light exists now, but nothing else but a god does.

[Criptfeind]

Create shadows.

[ToonyMan]

Make a flat planet.

[Phantom]

No, make it Octagonal Prism Shaped Planet.

[100killer9]

Only those concepts can exist. Hmm...

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Now where does everything exist?

[ToonyMan]

Below God.

[Acanthus117]

God then takes a shit, pees on it, and uses his godly powers to turn them into the land and the sea, which he places on the planet.

[100killer9]

Sigh...
There is no planet yet. There is no god, as there is nowhere for god to be.
Nothing exists, because there still isn't a universe!