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Leotto

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This thread is a lie.
« on: March 18, 2010, 06:52:13 pm »

And is now about elves.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 05:39:13 am by Leotto »
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Leotto

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Grimeling a Civ. Race? It's more likely than you think.
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2010, 06:52:57 pm »

v Nevermind that.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 05:41:53 am by Leotto »
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Re: Grimeling a Civ. Race? It's more likely than you think.
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2010, 06:57:16 pm »

Er...   Shouldn't this be in the modding forum?

Leotto

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Re: Grimeling a Civ. Race? It's more likely than you think.
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2010, 07:36:22 pm »

^nevermind that...


Next two posts unrelated.
« Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 05:40:16 am by Leotto »
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Re: Grimeling a Civ. Race? It's more likely than you think.
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2010, 09:12:33 pm »

WHAT!? no elves? how did you do that?
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Re: Grimeling a Civ. Race? It's more likely than you think.
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2010, 12:27:01 am »

I dunno, I just genned a 10000 year world and bam Named alligators, humans, Dwarf Owned Gobos, and Dwarves.
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Re: This thread is a lie.
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2010, 07:57:18 am »

So elves DO have beards! They just hide them!
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Don Blake

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Re: This thread is a lie.
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2010, 09:33:20 am »

So elves DO have beards! They just hide them!

That elven civilization is probably all made up of pairs of dwarves standing on each other's shoulders.
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Re: This thread is a lie.
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2010, 10:34:58 am »

So elves DO have beards! They just hide them!

That elven civilization is probably all made up of pairs of dwarves standing on each other's shoulders.
And do they go "Ooh look at me, I'm an elf! Protect the trees"?
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Re: This thread is a lie.
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2010, 12:12:44 pm »

So elves DO have beards! They just hide them!

That elven civilization is probably all made up of pairs of dwarves standing on each other's shoulders.
And do they go "Ooh look at me, I'm an elf! Protect the trees"?
Blasphemous fools! MAGMA!
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Re: This thread is a lie.
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2010, 01:10:17 pm »

According to the DF2010 document, beards will be a body part, and elves will have them. They'll probably be wussy little goatees or something, though.
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Re: This thread is a lie.
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2010, 01:27:22 pm »

According to the DF2010 document, beards will be a body part, and elves will have them. They'll probably be wussy little goatees or something, though.

My elves will look like this:



Pip pip. Cheereo. Save the trees. Tie helpless damsels to railroad tracks and all that rot.
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Re: This thread is a lie.
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2010, 02:12:49 pm »

Needs more monacle.
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*cuts down a tree*

ROIGHT! WOT'S GOIN ON, 'ERE?
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Re: This thread is a lie.
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2010, 02:40:50 pm »

Elves use false beards to infiltrate the dorfs.

Like my avatar  ;D
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