WHERE ARE THE WAGONS
I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT WITHIN THE WAGONS LIES THE HEART OF ARMOK! SECRET TO REACHING MORTAL GODHOOD!
All we need is 20 bricks of pure adamantine, 3 artefact statues, a statue depicting itself, a spoonful of honey badger blood, the blood of every single elf in existance, mixed into a cocktail of juice with the entrails of 200 Clowns, a book of necromancy, the bpdy of a carp killed by a Dwarf peasant, and a few chickens.
Arrange the adamantine bricks in a wall around the wagon, so no-one can see the secrets of the universe, and so that the secrets are endlessly bounced around this space with the shining mirrors of adamantine, etc. etc., then take the three artefact statues, and arrange them in a square with the statue of itself making one corner. Anoint the self referential statue with the honey badger blood. Take the elf demon blood organ cocktail, and pour it over the wagon. Read the book containing the secrets of life and death, then cover it in blood cocktail, and theow it in the general direction of the wagon. Tale the carp body, murder the chickens, and cover them both in each other. Cover the wagon with it. Recite a long and prayer to Armok, self orchestrated, regarding the futility of life, and the meaningless of existance, and how one day the gods shall face punishment for their sins, then serve with noodles.
Reveal the secrets of existance.
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Nope, not enough chicken blood. Nevermind.