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And regarding the enchanted iron, its really only another normal metal. Its got slight advantages over regular iron as material properties go, but its only other important attribute is that many magical creatures are weak to it.
Haha, go ahead. And that’s good to know about the enchanted iron. Even if it’s only slightly better, I still just like the idea of carrying around enchanted weapons. It makes it sound more adventurous!
Unfortunately, I think I ran into a bug with my jaguar woman. I tried to become a vampire, but drinking the blood seems to have, somehow, inexplicably, made me simultaneously both a vampire and NOT a vampire. I was starving, thirsty for water and blood, and getting tired and drowsy, but I couldn’t quench my thirst for water or fill my stomach with food, so I was just constantly weak.
So I started a new character. This time just a regular human woman, from a nation called the Confederation of Pine. I immediately defiled a temple and was “cursed” with superhuman abilities, immortality, the ability to detect living creatures, and the ability to forgo basic human needs with no ill effect. Curse???
Once I became a vampire, I decided I wanted to learn magic next. I was luckily very close to a mage’s tower. I traveled deep into the desert until I came upon the magical structure. Inside I met the Master, a dwarf named Edem. An interesting character, he’s over 150 years old, and gained magic after he took up the worship of a Gorlak deity named Shedim the Deepsilver. Shedim blessed Edem with a bronze tablet giving him the “secrets of the underground.” Edem then built a tower and took on apprentices, including an elf, two goblins, and, strangely, a mountain goat woman.
Unfortunately, it turns out that the bronze tablet had been stolen over a decade ago by a conniving Kobold. On the positive side, the kobold’s lair was only a half day’s walk to the north.
I traveled to the lair, which had a really grand name that I cannot quite remember, something along the lines of “the Deep Dwelling of Champions.”
I couldn’t for the life of me discover the entrance, and as the lair contained nearly a thousand kobolds as well as two hundred cave sliders and two hundred snakes (skull snakes or something? I haven’t played enough to memorize the creatures, sorry!) I didn’t want to spend too much time there.
I carved directly down into the tunnels and simply jumped inside. My attempt at communication was rebuked (my game crashed) so I just skipped straight to the slaying. Kobolds, it turns out, are much weaker than I expected. Using my enchanted iron flail, I simply struck each one in the head, killing them instantly whenever they got in my way, feeding on their blood with impunity. I killed over 80 kobolds before I found their treasure room. There, I took many rough gems, some sort of artifact statue, as well as two tablets! One was the bronze tablet of the Secrets of Underground that I had been seeking, while another was a stone slate created by a dwarf deity of volcanoes and mountains, which granted me the magic ability to fling rocks at people really, really hard. It is extremely useful.
After slowly, painstakingly crawling back out of the caverns, weighed down by giant stone blocks, I traveled back to the tower. I told Edem about my triumphant quest to reclaim the sacred magical tablet gifted to him by his god. He said he had no opinion about that.
Okay, Edem, I guess I’ll keep it then.
Now I have a new goal for my immortal life. I discovered an abandoned dwarf fortress not far to the east from Edem’s tower. It is apparently the lair of the forgotten beast that ran the dwarves off, and, coincidentally enough, the tablet containing the Secrets of Metal was lost in the fortress during the attack. I will slay this beast, take the tablet as my own, and then build my own magical tower. My goal is to collect all of the divine magic in the world, learn it all, take on apprentices, and then become a god.
Should be simple enough unless I fall in a pit or get frozen in the ocean or a dog bites me in the brain.