Ibon Pricemobbed was a simple man, who decided to bring 4 guardsmen with him on an adventure.
After just a few days traveling, Ibon lost his leg to a alligator who pulled it clean of and ran away with it, while one of his fellow travelers, Sitsu Knightclean, lost a fot to a snapping turtle. Another couple of days of traveling passed, at a slow pace since Ibon was now unable to stand and had to crawl to get anywhere.
For a week he crawled through the woods, with his companions walking idly by his side, trying to get him to go fight a swamp titan who killed 12 people. As the days passed, one of the guards was lost to a river, being unable to swim. Another guard wandered of and was never seen again. The third guard got maimed by a giant leopard, which Ibon managed to kill while laying on his back, rolling from side to side to dodge incoming attacks, furiously stabbing at the leopards face, managing to take out both of his eyes and then killing it.
After another week of crawling around the woods, the party of two (Ibon and Sitsu-the-footless) came upon a fort run by Minotaur-looking creatures, who sadly did not have any knifes to trade Ibon. The goal of getting a crutch so he could finally walk again vanished once again. Searching high and low, asking ferric elves and badgermen for a knife, Ibon decided to crawl all the way back to where he came from, to see if he could find a knife there. While on his way back, Sitsu walked off and was never again seen. While crawling along through the woods all by himself, Ibon was attacked by Skim Scrapedflayed the griffon, the flying creature attacking Ibon on sight. Ibon did what he had done for weeks now, rolling left and right, and attacking whenever possible, dualwielding a copper short seax and a scythe. Ibon managed to take out one of the griffons legs, who fell to the ground, giving Ibon the advantage, since the griffon was clearly not as skilled as Ibon was at prone-fighting, who after a series of stabs killed Skim, death by bleeding. After butchering his corpse, Ibon put Skim's skull in his backpack and crawled away.
Back at his home city, Ibon managed to find not only a knife, but also a wooden crutch, and for the first time in 2 weeks, Ibon could stand once more. He also found and equipped a full set of glass armor in the keep, and some trinkets, hoping to sell them in a nearby town. Walking out of the town, Ibon shouted to everyone who would listen about how he killed the griffon, while laying on his back. He had the skull to prove it.
As Ibon traveled alongside a lake, he was suddenly ambushed by a magical creature known as a Raiju, a electric fox-like creature who can stun enemies and pull metallic weapons away from them. Ibon had no chance of reacting as the Raiju dashed towards him with lightning speed, and shocked him enough to stun him instantly, and Ibon fell to the ground, unable to move a muscle. The raiju then proceeded to try and scratch Ibon to death, but this proved to be a futile attempt, the electric fox's claws unable to penetrate Ibons glass armor. It scratched his head, his legs, his chest, over and over again, but did no damage. Eventually the fox fell to the ground, having overexerted itself. After a short rest, it got back up and continued to scratch away at Ibon, who still laid stunned, as the foxes lightningstrikes kept Ibon in a frozen state.
This meeting turned out to be fatal for Ibon, but not because of the foxes pitiful claws. Ever since the fox first struck him down with its lightning attacks, Ibon had been unable to move any muscle. This included the muscles in his lugns. Ibon Pricemobbed died there on that beach by suffocation, being unable to breath.
And who knows, maybe the fox is still there by Ibon's corpse, fruitlessly clawing away at his armor to try and get to the fleshy bits.