okay so uhh with no knowledge of modding I didn't notice animalmen bit not picking up on body-wagon.
so this thing is literally has the front and back and 4 wheels of a wagon with none of the man part.
and because of that it can't attack a damn thing also jump, or climb.
but it can talk and perform so that's a plus.
creature_equipment
[OBJECT:CREATURE]
[CREATURE:EQUIPMENT_WAGON]
[DESCRIPTION:A rolling platform for carrying passengers or cargo.]
[NAME:wagon:wagons:wagon]
[OUTSIDER_CONTROLLABLE]
[CASTE_NAME:wagon:wagons:wagon]
[CREATURE_TILE:'W'][COLOR:6:0:0]
[EQUIPMENT_WAGON][COMMON_DOMESTIC]
[NOT_BUTCHERABLE]
[BODY:WAGON]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:WOOD:WOOD_TEMPLATE]
Wagons-as-creatures is most likely going to be replaced once moving siege engines are in, so we'll just use a generic "wood" material here instead of worrying about coding up race glosses again.
[TISSUE:WOOD]
[TISSUE_NAME:wood:wooden]
[TISSUE_MATERIAL:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:WOOD]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:WOOD]
[ITEMCORPSE:WOOD:NO_SUBTYPE:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:WOOD]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:1200000000000]
[ALL_ACTIVE]
[TRADE_CAPACITY:15000]
[MUNDANE]
[ODOR_LEVEL:0]
[CREATURE:WAGON_MAN]
[COPY_TAGS_FROM:EQUIPMENT_WAGON]
[OUTSIDER_CONTROLLABLE]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:ANIMAL_PERSON]
[GO_TO_END]
[SELECT_CASTE:MALE]
[CASTE_NAME:wagon man:wagon men:wagon man]
[SELECT_CASTE:FEMALE]
[CASTE_NAME:wagon woman:wagon women:wagon woman]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION][NOSTUN][NOFEAR]
[NOBONES][NO_SLEEP][]
[ATTACK:GORE:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:TUSK]
[ATTACK_SKILL:BITE]
[ATTACK_VERB:Runs-Over:Multi-Hits]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_PREPARE_AND_RECOVER:1:1]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:PUNCH_ATTACK]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:KICK_ATTACK]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:NAIL_SCRATCH_ATTACK]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:TOOTH_BITE_ATTACK]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:TUSK_STAB_ATTACK]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_BIPED_GAITS:1:1:0:0:1:1] 30 kph 2 wheeler mode
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_CLIMBING_GAITS:20:57:25:31:10:10] 12 kph
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_SWIMMING_GAITS:29:22:15:7:43:61] 12 kph
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:STANDARD_CRAWLING_GAITS:0:0:1:1:0:1] 12 kph Car mode
[GO_TO_START]
[NAME:wagon man:wagon men:wagon man]
[DESCRIPTION:A large person made of wood with head of an wagon.]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:5000:10000]
[CLUSTER_NUMBER:15:30]
[MAXAGE:60000:800000]
[CREATURE_TILE:'W']
[COLOR:7:0:0]
[GO_TO_TAG:BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:HUMANOID_RIBCAGE_POSITIONS]
[APPLY_CREATURE_VARIATION:NAIL_MATERIALS]
[GO_TO_TAG:USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:NAIL:NAIL_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:FINGER:NAIL:FRONT]
edit: finds the first library in the new update and I CAN'T READ ANY OF THESE... because I can't pick up the books not because of lack of reading.
when you normally defy death on a norm, Dwarf fortress finds new and exciting ways for you to Lose.
okay time to find a temple so I can smash this wooden cart into it and gain arms and legs.
good news I an topple statues, bad news no curses happen so I guess Wagon boy is stuck as a wagon boy.
also this happen