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[Rumrusher]

"Too easy?"

How old is the world?
Dragons age kind of slowly.
A fully matured (and more difficult) dragon would be around a thousand years old. Or something like that.

Oh right, totally forgot about the age. But still, its year 206.

Well, I butchered it for 100 meat. At least I'll have enough to eat for a long time, just looks like I need to search for other lairs to get a more !!FUN!! fight for my spider.

best cross bogeymen off that list due to nofear, oh yeah spiders have no pain so any broken limbs you get won't knock you unconscious, also nostun.

[Dust Bunnies]

Traded the bard some jewelry for all the crap that she's holding in her hands. Now she's wielding two earrings and a bracelet. She killed a Cyclops with the amethyst earring.

Dammit, I know those elves have some ears!

...how? Did you give it an infected wound or something?

[SyrusLD]

"Too easy?"

How old is the world?
Dragons age kind of slowly.
A fully matured (and more difficult) dragon would be around a thousand years old. Or something like that.

Oh right, totally forgot about the age. But still, its year 206.

Well, I butchered it for 100 meat. At least I'll have enough to eat for a long time, just looks like I need to search for other lairs to get a more !!FUN!! fight for my spider.

best cross bogeymen off that list due to nofear, oh yeah spiders have no pain so any broken limbs you get won't knock you unconscious, also nostun.

Yeah, I Know, spiders make some good adventurers, as long as you don't try to cross a (bigger) river/body of water. Being able to carry several weapons and shields (or having a hand or two free for wrestling) is also quite fun.

Finding a good fight will be difficult, especially since I got myself steel armor. So far I mostly just got into brawls with goblins, besides the occasional bandit-disposal. Still need to see what all I can do with this, I have yet to visit a tower and such! Just didn't expect to get "so lucky" as to chipping a dragon's bone and instantly knocking it unconcious due to severe pain on the first strike...

(Besides, I prefer to have no bogeyman, I dislike the way they work and all.)

Weeeell, that will at least make for an interesting story to tell when I get back to the tavern!
Maybe.

[Uzu Bash]

Found a dark fortress that almost had a road into it. It's like someone pissed in the contractors' coffee while they were halfway through, they said fuck it and just skipped the middle. That way people in the fortress could look out the window and think, "Oh, our road has been built!" Then the contractors took their pay and fucked off. If they were humans they would've at least bulldozed those trenches and towers and then took a very long break.

It was another human-administered fort, but it was full of goblins, all running around as if they had nothing better to do than burn up my framerate. There was a whole lot of the loot in the pits, though. One after another, found rooms fill with gems, various quality of small clothing, furniture, weapons, all better than you find in the fortress proper. No marketplace, no taverns. Also no beak dogs or trolls; where exactly do they keep those? Trying to follow an animal handler was pointless, as he was just busy going someplace else, never arriving anywhere.

[Rumrusher]

funny thing about spiders are their 2000 times smaller than a fluffly wambler

here's a adult dwarf size
[BODY_SIZE:12:0:60000]
here's the body size of a wambler
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:2000]
half of that is what bogeymen(1000)
here's one for the size raws jumping/brown recluse spider people use
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:1]
your adventurer are literally microscopic

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[Amperzand]

wait what

[Max™]

Holy gods they are!

[SlothPajamas]

funny thing about spiders are their 2000 times smaller than a fluffly wambler

And don't spider adventurers start with a full set of clothes? How would someone even go about making clothes that small?

[Amperzand]

For that matter, how would you go about fighting one? Any weapon in existence would be like dropping a mountain on them!

[Rumrusher]

yeah spider people are so small they could sit on atoms or a cell of a dwarf's beard.
if bogeymen are the littles, then jumping spider people are the Who's from whoville.
so small they could live on a snowflake.
imagine if you will a spiderperson of that size killing a dragon.
practically you're playing a virus or a germ that can talk and hold weapons million times their size.

so take all that with stealth and well with no skill in it you have

and this is with a fresh spider character with no stats at all going prone.

oh and the weapons I modded in I set the size to 1 just because I didn't want to take any chances of them not even using the stuff in fort mode.
only to find out yeah I was accurate to the size.

spider people and more so bogeymen if you mod them in as a playable race normally can't carry or use tools in fort mode, where as in adventure mode that stuff gets toss out the window.

also fighting one is just like fighting a bogeyman... only even really smaller and have a chance of poisoning you if they are a brown recluse spider person.
or how a dwarf fights a bronze colossus.
spider people the bogeyman of bogeymen.

[Amperzand]

The magical follower duplication bug still exists. :V Thanks for giving me a second crossbowminion, game.

[SlothPajamas]

Now that i think about it, how fast would these spider people actually have to go in order to keep up with human walking speed? This is assuming of course that spiders are as fast as humans, but if a sprinting spider is as fast as a sprinting human then a spider could probably be the new Sonic the Hedgehog. Just a random thought.

[Amperzand]

They'd certainly have to have a hella weird metabolism.

[Max™]

Or you could just say they're jumping along.

I mean if you're not launching yourself around into the trees of a forest retreat to lure bogeymen up there so you can dance while they get punched to death.

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Yes that is a little tiny @ symbol.

[Zarathustra30]

Started out as a horseshoe crab bard. I play a stringed instrument known as a gåkïz, which is pretty much a ukulele made out of rock. However, whenever I tried to play a song, a bunch of tone-deaf imbeciles started singing along, ruining the performance. I look around for another instrument I could play alone and discover the bazsa, "a mid-size hand-held wind instrument consisting of ten adjacent closed metal pipes." Oh, a pan flute!, I think to myself, so I pick it up.

That's when I discover the basza is 33 freaking kilograms!