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[Random_Dragon]

Hnng. No seriously, there are no goddamn doors. And I can't climb worth shit.

I see one option. The keep is right next door. I can head up to a watchtower, hope I can sprint up enough to get a full running jump, phasing through the fortifications. Then I gotta hope I land on the roof in one piece.

And if the entrance isn't on the roof...then what? Any way to make a fucking entrance? This game seriously needs powder charges. :V

EDIT: AUGH YOU COCKSUCKING COMPANIONS GET OUT OF MY WAY! Fuck it, I'll just give kobolds the flier token.

[Eric Blank]

Dorf fortress: when the only way to read a book is to blow a hole in the side of the library because there are no doors.


I started up today, didnt get anything done. There's an asterisk hanging out to the north of me overnight. I went to investigate. It's a zombie giant jaguar. I could not defeat it, so I ran back to the tavern. This does not bode well.

[Random_Dragon]

Recruit an army of performers and mob it. o3o

Well, time to see if I can get in via the roof. Kobold flight powers, activate!

EDIT: There...isn't an entrance. This might well be the only human library on the planet, and there's no goddamn entrance.

EDIT 2: Guess my kobold bard's gonna jump off its roof.

Oh right. Kobold. Tiny. Square-cube law. Damn near immune to falling damage.

[jaxy15]

The knowledge stored inside is too much for any being to handle.

[Random_Dragon]

Welp. Time to go on a rampage instead. This town will PAY for taunting me.

EDIT: The first to die were the local lady and her bodyguards. I wanted to give one last performance of The Lark of Flutes before I started the what I call The Lark of Blood, but one of the guards kept bumbling into us and interrupting the dance.

That one? That little pest? Got to watch his elven lady bleed out before I killed him.

[ZM5]

Hmmmm...I've been considering making a couple of "sleeper" adventurers with legendary art skills to not only advance the world and see if my main troupe does something but also seeing if the legendary guys compose anything.

Anyway, currently I'm gonna make an adventurer who purposefully gets cursed by a god in order to become a beast and unleash hell on a nearby forest retreat. Their sacrifice will be for the greater good.

[Random_Dragon]

"This giraffe bone earring is from The Meandering Empire, out to the east."

*lops head off*

[Max™]

Yeah, I just gave up on the worlds that had the sealed off libraries.

[YHVH]

I became a human vampire and I managed to beat some enemies with one punch. I've raided two bandit camps, killed everyone there without a scratch and walked all the way back to town. Also, I am a great dancer.

[Random_Dragon]

Yeah, I just gave up on the worlds that had the sealed off libraries.

Well. I'm going to hack my way through each and every creature in my way.

Defiled a local temple, and soon after running out of isolated shopkeepers to murder, I attacked the market. Having gotten sick of my companions getting in my way, I decided to instigate a loyal cascade by draining an elf merchant. Half my comrades went no-quarter at the sight.

[ZM5]

*sigh*

Seriously, game...

[Noel.se]

*sigh*

Seriously, game...

How?
I can only plays as an animal, not as an actual animal...

[Random_Dragon]

Even mobbed by my former allies, they can't touch me. Kill count's at 163 so far.

[ZM5]

*sigh*

Seriously, game...

How?
I can only plays as an animal, not as an actual animal...

I think it could be mods? I have no idea, to be perfectly honest, I played as a horse, a jaguar and a horse before, from a centaur civilization that has the same "animal civil war" as the goblins do. But the sheep came from a human civ...weirdest part is I can do this only one time and not again.

[Random_Dragon]

I've modded playable cats before. >w>

Also...wow. I think I've murdered the entire town and all my ex-comrades.