After tackling all the goblins with a dorf girl in a brand new world (year 3) and killing the demon in charge with a pickaxe, I was loathe to risk the horrible gunk I am sure covers the purple expanse of super evil biomes spanning most of the middle of the map, so I brought her to a nearby steel angel hamlet (modded race, replace stuff in bronze colossus with steel, elf sized, and I added flier tags to the hands because wrestling/striking with the wings just got clunky and overwhelming... also added civ access to steel making and plate gear so there is some nice loot seeded here and there in worlds where they survive long enough, but they're peaceful and low pop so they won't godstomp everyone) as they're much better suited for slogs through horrible goop... and also very fun to use Kisat Dur with.
Found some elves and was getting info from the diplomat, then the queen, and later told the queen that since her diplomat wouldn't bow to me I killed him. She spits at me, I tackle her out of the tree, and my steel angel swordsman partner hacks her head off. Later I see an asterisk roaming the area and catch up to it, no ambush, but it is apparently a new diplomat!
I decide to have fun so I grab some of the molten coins in my backpack (I'm fireproof... and was making use of this to uh... prune some trees) and offer them to him as a gift... along with the corpse of his queen, her ear, and head:
Afterwards I told him that my friend--the terrifyingly fast and deadly little angel statue with the sword over there--was responsible for killing her. He was upset but didn't get violent or anything, so grabbed the queens head back and tackled him out of the tree, he tries to shoot me with his bow, so I grab it and tackle him again.
At this point I was expecting him to run or futilely slap at my steel hide... so this was a surprise which made me hurt myself laughing when it sunk in what just happened:
...what is this I don't even.
"Oh gods, the queen is dead, you bastards! Don't worry my liege, I will avenge you... WITH YOU!"
Naturally after this happened and my partner did what she does (spoiler alert: it involves ripping things to shreds and then making their heads careen across the map) I was inspired to see if I could replicate this... what is funnier than making a diplomat attack you with the corpse of his dead queen?
Did you say "getting an acolyte to dual-wield the corpses of the diplomat and queen" just now? What the hell is wrong with you!
You're absolutely correct though: