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[Dunamisdeos]

Why thank you, glad you enjoyed that line. Seriously though as a superhuman agile vampire running at full sprint i was BARELY faster than it.



I have been, for hours now, been trying to think of a way to aquire pants. Despite conquering 8 different governments, and aquiring all manner of jewelery, the one thing that Flidifiplorsnus Rirnecar Slinamcudal has been unable to obtain, was a suitable pair of pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eGQEAiZJMco#t=55

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[random_odd_guy]

Why thank you, glad you enjoyed that line. Seriously though as a superhuman agile vampire running at full sprint i was BARELY faster than it.



I have been, for hours now, been trying to think of a way to aquire pants. Despite conquering 8 different governments, and aquiring all manner of jewelery, the one thing that Flidifiplorsnus Rirnecar Slinamcudal has been unable to obtain, was a suitable pair of pants.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eGQEAiZJMco#t=55

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That...is so perfect, sweet armok, my sides hurt


new achievement of epic stealth: i snuck up on this guy with my now legendary ambushing skills:


and after hitting him about fifty times, and cleaving off several less important body parts...



Off with his head.

I've never heard of a kobold killing a titan before.

[Inarius]

and a kobold with a two handed sword ?!

[random_odd_guy]

Yup, when I realized I was wielding even the shortsword two handed, I felt I may as well go all the way...and...
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BFS

[99Hedgehog]

So I'm playing as a human demigod named Thola Martyrclimates the Incinerated Plan of Suns, an ardent worshipper of Kuppo, the God of Light.

I roleplay him as a paladin, dual wielding (surprise surprise) +bronze longswords+s and I also possess an +iron crossbow+ and some bolts. Not trained in Crossbow though. I'm also decked out in +iron armour+ and it doesn't impede on my speed.

It's fucking awesome.

[gnome]

I was climbing a tree, attempting to find an elven tree house to sleep for the night, and upon getting to the correct z level I realize I'm one tree over, but just barely. So I decide to try and jump over and chance an air grab. Didn't work, and I knocked a fellow elf reeling off the branches, landing on his face. To which he got up and replied "it is good to be outside"

[smjjames]

I was playing a human vampire and when I went into a vault, I suddenly dodged and exploded my head on impact.

Dang slade floors. The equipment might be retrievable because of the bug where the angels inside there despawn if you enter the site, leave, and then come back. Not sure if death counts.....

[FallenAngel]

Death counts. I had a kobold die of fall damage and only one was there when I returned.

[random_odd_guy]

My kobold has now had a REAL titan fight. the first 3 i snuck up on and they never noticed me. the fourth one died instantly being made of water. this one...was made of stone. and it spotted me.

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something blew up on it...not sure why MAGMA was the result. shrines seem to like to explode if there is anything spawned in the same spot as it...like sand. i think the rock heated up or something.

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being a titan made of stone, it was of course entirely unbothered by this



the shrine stopped exploding into gaseous magma, and it noticed me, despite sneaking while prone, i looked at it, and noticed it was made of gemstone. this was gonna be interesting.



i stopped crawling, started sprinting, and ran up to it to start hacking away at it with my sword, being made of iron, this at least did some decent damage when striking it.



i remind you, I am a kobold, no armor, couldn't find any my size, if that thing landed a blow it would be all over, but then, inspiration struck



striking its foot, i brought the towering behemoth to the ground, significantly crippling it, with that, it was far slower, and i could hit it more easily. and off came its head.

[smjjames]

Death counts. I had a kobold die of fall damage and only one was there when I returned.

The two vaults I had raided earlier with that adventurer only had mostly multi-grasp weapons, so the only weapons I actually grabbed was a branching whip or two and two short swords.

Not sure whether to imagine the whip as being like a feather in structure or like a cat o' ninetails.

[jax3639]

I was exploring a dwarven fort which was apparently abandoned
As I searched the place from room to empty room
After about five minutes of searching each and every room I planned to just give up and leave

Then at that exact moment in time I happened upon something...
A forgotten beast

I was unprepared

[Quitschi]

I found a necromancer ina  tavern and he joined me, now this is going on:

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The dingo head shudders and begins to move!
The dingo head bites The Dingo in the head from the side, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle!
The dingo head latches on firmly!
Mos Risluostri, Human Crossbowman necromancer: There's fighting!  What is it this time...
The dingo head shakes The Dingo around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!
An artery in the head has been opened by the attack!
The dingo head shakes The Dingo around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!

[CancerousCthulhu]

Made a world with 90% evil biomes. After 200 years of history, the only creatures left were gobbos. Fun fun! A gobbo adventurer! So I made him and within five minutes I am now an undead thrall. I somehow lost my right hand AND my warhammer to an undead salt water crocodile, so I am now using its corpse as an incredibly effective replacement to my old hammer. Thank you pulping!

[random_odd_guy]

Trying to find some capitals, no clue how to do so. How do I tell which city is the capital for a given civilization?

[smjjames]

Made a world with 90% evil biomes. After 200 years of history, the only creatures left were gobbos. Fun fun! A gobbo adventurer! So I made him and within five minutes I am now an undead thrall. I somehow lost my right hand AND my warhammer to an undead salt water crocodile, so I am now using it's corpse as an incredibly effective replacement to my old hammer. Thank you pulping!

Via evil cloud/mist/fog or rain? I have yet to see the evil cloud/mist/fog weather in adventure mode.