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[Broseph Stalin]

My new manuver is to jump towards the enemy, thereby flanking them, and launch an unstoppable attack for the head, throat, or weapon arm.

[FallenAngel]

I punch people in the feet.
Instead of just disabling them, slowing their speed, skilled strikers can make it explode in gore, which causes things that feel pain more than enough pain to faint.

[gnome]

"You smell spongeman on the wind"



Plz... no

[Zavvnao]

I have gone around and either cut off the heads of thing as stealth is op...
or cut off their necks, leaving the head attached somehow as stealth is op.

[nomoetoe]

I have gone around and either cut off the heads of thing as stealth is op...
or cut off their necks, leaving the head attached somehow as stealth is op.

xD I have over 1000 goblin heads stored in chests/cabinets.

[Zavvnao]

oh my. ^^ I should star doing that. claimed a camp as a northern sergal, mixing mario, vilouse, and regular df into a massive new world.

[nenjin]

I tend to carry them with me, walk into the local lord's hall, shout my deeds and then hurl the head at the wall behind them.

[RosenJanus]

HOW DARE MISS SAS WEEP?!

She'd just killed a vampire goblin that had killed over 100 people... and she is crying?
And while I was typing this, I just realized... she drank vampire blood off her clothes.. is she going to become a vampire? Maybe that's why she's crying.

I think I was told you can only become a vampile by drinking vampire blood off the ground or something.

[Inquisitor Dust]

I usually just kinda keep the heads around and throw them out when I have a cooler one.

Also the Dark Pits are really, REALLY annoying to navigate. I just want to go to this tower, dammit.
Is there anything to fight in the dark pits besides the terrain?

[RosenJanus]

So.. I entered a building looking for a shopkeep.
Suddenly, I heard "Is that a weapon? What's going on?" or something.. so I strapped my weapon and stuff to my upper body with "q" (a little thing I figured out trying to get the quest log up).

A fight broke out anyways.
I didn't know my stuff was still strapped away when I finally decided to attack, but I'm glad I forgot. The punch was... well... see for yourself.



Kalima! KALIMA!
Suffice to say I think I want to turn her into a pure fighter.

[tuypo1]

So.. I entered a building looking for a shopkeep.
Suddenly, I heard "Is that a weapon? What's going on?" or something.. so I strapped my weapon and stuff to my upper body with "q" (a little thing I figured out trying to get the quest log up).

A fight broke out anyways.
I didn't know my stuff was still strapped away when I finally decided to attack, but I'm glad I forgot. The punch was... well... see for yourself.



Kalima! KALIMA!
Suffice to say I think I want to turn her into a pure fighter.

Your lucky I can't seem to hit anything in the heart lately not even an attack that does nothing

[smjjames]

HOW DARE MISS SAS WEEP?!

She'd just killed a vampire goblin that had killed over 100 people... and she is crying?
And while I was typing this, I just realized... she drank vampire blood off her clothes.. is she going to become a vampire? Maybe that's why she's crying.

I think I was told you can only become a vampile by drinking vampire blood off the ground or something.

That's the normal coating of tears I believe.

[Guylock]

"You smell spongeman on the wind"

Plz... no

I recently encountered those a few days ago on my demigod character, was rather amusing.
I call em spongebobs.

[gnome]

The fuck is a crundle? For some reason I always end up with adventurers who run off and attack crundles, and when I wanna brag about a titan I killed I have to scroll through two million crundle fights to find it. And they'll brag to townspeople about their crundle battles.

[Broseph Stalin]

The fuck is a crundle? For some reason I always end up with adventurers who run off and attack crundles, and when I wanna brag about a titan I killed I have to scroll through two million crundle fights to find it.

It's a fatty, muscular animal that can feed entire fortresses with its delicious meat.