When last we left Rose Asrihob Tetharashcat, the human hammerwoman, she was wandering the depths of the Dark Goblin Fortress Evildrab at the slow, agonizing, rate of about one action every minute due to the sheer number of nonhostile civilian trolls and goblins in the area. No one raised a weapon to her, despite the two towers full of goblin dead she'd left there in her previous lag-free ventures.
Perhaps she was driven mad by the slowness of her actions. Or perhaps she wanted to see what lay at the bottom of this 1x1 hole that led further than she could see, (Admittedly, not very far at all.) So she started to climb down one of the pits in the larger troll-rooms. And then, in an effort to speed things along, she let go and entered free fall. What followed was a rapid attempt to grab hold of the walls, any of the walls, in order to stop before going too deep. But it was not to be. She passed the first level of the caverns, and then clean missed the second. And caught barely a glimpse of the third level of the caverns. And then, she discovered something that every dwarf knew existed since the beginning of time itself, well before the universe was even generated. Magma, the Great Magma Sea, in fact. Incinerated her in an instant, not even giving her time to contemplate the foolishness of her actions.
Now, time to make a dorf so I can actually see in these underground places.