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[MonkeyHead]

Human Swordsman, given several early quests to go vampire slaying, which all go smoothly. Returning to town to boast about my exploits, and I am thirsty and out of water, so I drink some of the blood of my sword. Some time later, I am thirsty agian, but water just wont help. Yes, thats right, I drunk vampire blood. Now Kensa Graveward the vampire wanders the world, feeding on those who would try and send him to his own grave in order to stay alive, and his name is cursed by all. Soon the far north necromancer tower will feel the wrath of Kensa, and the world will know no mercy.

[MrWillsauce]

Killed a dragon without taking a scratch. Drown in 1 Z-level of sewer water.

[Eric Blank]

Butchered two rocs, a dragon, another cyclops, an ettin if I recall, a bunch of dumbass animals, and a bunch of dumbass kobold bandits. Legendary shield user/dodger/armor user is a good thing. Not that the dragon didn't break several bones before her bloody end, but close enough to invincible that I'm about to take on a stonefly titan with deadly blood.

Soon, though, I will have the powers of necromancy. Then? Noone will stop me!

[edit]

Damnit, I can't fit the titan corpse in the minecart!

[itisnotlogical]

I modded humans to be able to throw fireballs like the fire imp. Somehow, I got the idea that only my adventurer would have this ability, and none of the other humans. Then I burned to death within seconds of entering a bandit camp.

[Jetman123]

This was my first Kobold Ambush.

Looks like you ran into the Kobold version of The End.

[hops]

So I'm out adventuring on my own, sleeping on the ocean beach to avoid bogeymen... and suddenly awake in the middle of the night. I try to go back to sleep, but don't feel safe enough.

Then this happens.

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Nice ambush, shark.

At first on the first image I understood that the shark drowned in water, and was like "meh."

Then realization came and I died.

[Eric Blank]

My journey was long, but I made it to the tower and back with the secrets of shamanistic magic in my pocket and all the way to my retirement home. But then disaster struck: I arrived on the full moon, and all my previous adventurers, companions, and stupid peasants that I had turned to werewolves went nuts and started one big riot in the streets. Blood everywhere, but all my stockpiled adventurers dead! Given that this is unacceptable according to mission parameters, I savescummed. Now I have to walk all the way back down there, and make sure I don't arrive while everyone is PMS'ing. Damnit.

[edit]

Of course, the next attempt ends in fiery damnation at the hands of the local lesser dragon population. Bastards caught me sleeping.

[eharper256]

So, working with my first relatively long surviving adventurer, he'd killed at least 5 bandits with only a minor bruising, and had just killed off a bunch of giant lions as part of a quest with the aid of his new buddies. I finally arrive at the capital to try shopping and spreading the news that the savannah was safe again.
So I finish my quick travel into town, take two steps, cough up blood and apparently die to a flesheating plague of some sorts... along with all the people and animals around me. It happened so quickly I was like 'WTF?!'. Here's the shots:


At least, I assume this was some horrible syndrome at work.

[Eric Blank]

That has to be some sort of syndrome. A truly horrifying one at that.

Well, after many hours of wandering the wilds I have finally made it to the site once again, and not on the full moon. I infected all my past adventurers with the secrets of shamanistic magics, and retired. Now, I'm not sure if I want to start a fort finally or add another adventurer to the collection.

[Scruffy]

My latest dwarf was utterly unable to find any dwarf-sized metal armor and finally got killed. Something was seriously wrong with the kobolds in that world. They were everywher and most wielded iron. I even met many swordmaster and elite crossbow kobolds. My drowsy adventurer and his 10 minions finally got slaughtered by a horde of bow kobolds in some dark forest.

A skilled (legendary in many skills) adventurer that had traveled halfway across the large world finally got killed by kobolds. How humiliating.

[pisskop]

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Haha, made me laugh.  Picture a little lizardman flying head-over-heels after a headshot...

[Eurynomos]

I got killed by crocodiles as I tried to cross a river. Next time, I need to look down, into the water. They got me as I tried to crawl out and ripped my head off.

[Mr Space Cat]

I got killed by crocodiles as I tried to cross a river. Next time, I need to look down, into the water. They got me as I tried to crawl out and ripped my head off.

Oh man, I know that feel. Next time you find crocs though, if you're a necromancer you should definitely kill them and reanimate the corpses/pieces. Zombie crocodiles are terrifyingly efficient at tearing off limbs, even when they're just heads.

[Eurynomos]

Alright, my new adventurer was more successful than the last. He survived a goblin ambush, lost most of his companions, but is still alive. Unfortunately it seems like he lost the ability to stand after getting his right foot broken by a night troll. I don't know if its gonna heal or what, but it kinda sucks to be a cripple after getting hit once.

[Fredrikus Fatvessel]

I am currently trying out adventuring with an Kobold character.

My first one got killed by an carp when he went fishing.

My second one got some really nasty disease due to evil rain and died of dehydration due to throwing up all the time.

My third one got his head punched off by an vampire.

I am currently on my fourth one and so far it is going pretty good, i recruited some fellow kobolds and i am now off to kill an minotaur! Wish me luck!