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Author Topic: What's going on in your adventure?  (Read 2124499 times)

Xantalos

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4365 on: June 19, 2012, 06:21:16 pm »
Holy crap. I just asked a kid about his family and he said: My father was Human McPantsman. In 2, he married Missy McPacman. This is the year 200. He still says he's two, but I just found a child vampire.

EDIT: Ohshit he's a master vampire from FTN mod! F***f***f***f***f***!!!
DOUBLEEDIT: Everyone but the kid is dead...within 30 seconds RL...
« Last Edit: June 19, 2012, 06:27:26 pm by Xantalos »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4366 on: June 20, 2012, 05:24:19 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on June 19, 2012, 06:21:16 pm
Everyone but the kid is dead...within 30 seconds RL...

Which means about 5-10 seconds in-game, with the game spending some amount of time paused, waiting for you to act.

That kid is SCARY :o
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4367 on: June 20, 2012, 06:57:57 am »
>arrive in big town
>ask self why there are no walls nor fort
>get job to go to catacombs
>dont find acces to catacombs
>go into fast travel mode
>see this:




FFFFUUUUUUU

EDIT:
I just swam over that river with my companinos.
wtf?

EDIT2:

In the dungeons.
Killed one goblin axeman.
Suddenly, chieftain!
me, a companion and a badly wounded companion vs him.

EDIT:
Nvm, he's got like 5000 goblins.

EDIT:
Elf master lasher.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

EDIT:
Deceased.
Not ever going in there again...
There was zero loot that i wanted, and all the goblins were in a single chamber. (save one.)
« Last Edit: June 20, 2012, 07:24:25 am by miauw62 »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4368 on: June 20, 2012, 07:49:18 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on June 20, 2012, 06:57:57 am
The lack of a bridge is a shame, but I kind of like a settlement that segregates the military and the civilians.

KIND OF GIVES ME AN IDEA FOR FORT MODE IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

I imagine it would be a bit of a mad rush to get everyone from the town behind the safety of the walls during an attack though.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4369 on: June 20, 2012, 07:51:46 am »
I think that its just a bug :P

EDIT:
The weirdest thing tough, was the fact that my companions swam over 10 tiles of river without any trouble ._.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2012, 07:55:25 am by miauw62 »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4370 on: June 20, 2012, 12:16:31 pm »
Even our bugs are amazing. It would be nice if this was an intended feature - different governments favouring different architecture and town designs for example.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4371 on: June 20, 2012, 12:17:57 pm »
That explains... Its probably a elven village living next to a human village!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4372 on: June 20, 2012, 07:59:27 pm »
I got severe internal injury inflicted by the corpse of a parrot. o_O

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The Kea falls over.
The kea has bled to death.
The kea mutilated corpse strikes You in the lower body bruising the muscle and bruising teh pancreas through the goat leather robe.

...did it fall on me?
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4373 on: June 20, 2012, 10:25:30 pm »
My shyguy climbed atop the wiggler as it bled from multiple wounds, she then proceeded to kick off its nose and stab an arrow into its brain.  Then the heart was consumed.  Glorious.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4374 on: June 21, 2012, 06:25:55 am »
I finally received a quest to slay a dragon.

Its lair lies far to the north, beyond the dwarven mountainhomes. I recruited half a dozen soldiers (hammermen, mostly) and took to the road, intending on recruiting half a dozen (or perhaps seven would be more fitting) dwarves when we reach their city.

We were ambushed on the road by kobolds! One of the hammermen died, and another keeps falling over thanks to one of her toes being cut off. No other serious injuries, but some awesome-looking scars that will provoke enthralling tales of derring-do at the next inn we stop at.

Edit: But, of course, there are no mountainhomes.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2012, 06:43:09 am by Headhanger »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4375 on: June 21, 2012, 10:35:32 am »
"Life is, in a word, disease"
._.

These guys must have the most epic god ever.

EDIT:
nearly got killed by a goblin hammerman that was very good in dodging. He killed the lasher companion in a matter of turns. (guy knows his prioritys, heh).
So i fled. Somehow my spearman companion managed to not die. A night of sleep cured all wounds, but damn :(
« Last Edit: June 21, 2012, 10:53:30 am by miauw62 »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4376 on: June 21, 2012, 11:19:20 am »
Right now I am trying to get my stats up a bit.. to losoe the encumberance from the shit I carry..
Then going to go back to training throwing.

But right now I need to find something to kill, Theese zombie ravens and emus kill me ina matter of two-three steps.
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miauw62

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4377 on: June 21, 2012, 11:37:52 am »
Just sold some rat weed, but i fail to find the coins.

EDIT:
Oh look, i have them on me. ;_;

EDIT:
Bought gems with them and threw the gems away.
Fuck logic.
Also, this town has an epic religion.


EDIT3:
Poor guy, his entire family is dead :(
He's probably very old, as his wife died of old age. they were married for abut 50 years.

EDIT4:
Wow, i think i just found the only iron long sword in the entire town, and i bought it for a head.

EDIT5:

Just found out that there is a fish women with the first name "ustir".
Close, but not perfect.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2012, 12:35:45 pm by miauw62 »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4378 on: June 21, 2012, 12:48:34 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on June 21, 2012, 11:37:52 am
EDIT4:
Wow, i think i just found the only iron long sword in the entire town, and i bought it for a head.
A sound investment. You can use the sword to make more heads to sell for more swords.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #4379 on: June 21, 2012, 12:56:49 pm »
Quote from: Headhanger on June 21, 2012, 12:48:34 pm
Quote from: miauw62 on June 21, 2012, 11:37:52 am
EDIT4:
Wow, i think i just found the only iron long sword in the entire town, and i bought it for a head.
A sound investment. You can use the sword to make more heads to sell for more swords.
If i dont get ambushed by 10 humans, wich will certainly not....

Guess what the bandits are soon going to sell.



EDIT:

The Epic-Last-Sword-Throw move doesnt work as well as they say...

EDIT2:
I'm actually not doing too bad...
Having 10 shields certainly helps.


EDIT3:

Nvm.
It started with a lash in my hand. Then i lost hold of 10 shields.
« Last Edit: June 21, 2012, 01:01:16 pm by miauw62 »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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