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[Scelly9]

My best adventure mode character assaulted a tomb. We found a mummy and nearly killed it, then it gestured and this happened.

Cue getting eaten by zombies while running the fuck away.

[CursedBurger]

Visited a fortress made entirely of pitchblende. It's abandoned. I think I can guess why.

[Vanaheimer]

Getting my bones ground to a fine flour by a bunch of horses.

[Intro1827]

Escaped the caverns with a masterwork azure long sword, currently using it to kill evil beasties. Also unleashed 300 or so zombies on a town before that.

[Stoup]

But by far the weirdest thing I've seen that I've never encountered in any other version is

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a partially disassembled house. After that first sighting, I've noticed several in many different cities.

Those are actually quite common on older worlds, where many people die. They're abandoned houses of former inhabitants of the city.

[Putnam]

I had finally reached the tower. Inside, there were secrets of many things--what, I didn't exactly know.

When I walked in, the first thing I noticed were the zombies. Seeing this, I immediately went Super Saiyan 3. At this stage of power, zombies go down in one hit anywhere on their body.

However, I quickly noticed two things after going Super Saiyan 3 (which tends to cause a bit of overconfidence): 1: The walls are covered in cheese. 2: There's a voidwalker matron covered in milk and cheese fighting the zombies.

Okay. This is strange. No matter. Punch them in the head until they go down, all of them.

Suddenly, all the corpses rise again... and die immediately after from blood loss. Okay, so I guess we have on our hands the kind of resurrection that doesn't heal any wounds and doesn't have any magic behind it.

I kill everyone inside and read the books. Afterwards, I have the secrets of foodomancy, the voidey thing, the timey thing and the lifey thing. Well, I guess that's all well and good, since it's always nice to have a glass of milk poured out from your fingertips, have your dead dog resurrected at will, slow down whoever you want to a standstill and blind anyone you deem annoying.

[Vanaheimer]

Genned a pocket sized world... medium every except:
Savagery (max)
Beasts (max)


Should be fun. Hopefully I can be something other than a human outsider.

[Xangi]

But by far the weirdest thing I've seen that I've never encountered in any other version is

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a partially disassembled house. After that first sighting, I've noticed several in many different cities.

Those are actually quite common on older worlds, where many people die. They're abandoned houses of former inhabitants of the city.

They're even more common with my vampires, who have this tendency to eat entire cities.

[DarkWolfXV]

Got encased in ice along with all my squad while swimming
Best
way
to die
EVAR!

[Garath]

in 4000 years they'll dig you out of the glacier.

[Eric Blank]

And subsequently claim that backpack you had with you was part of technology bestowed upon you by aliens?

I retired my adventurer, for no particular reason. She had a good run, and succeeded in becoming a necromancer after a cunning theft of a book of secrets. Now I intend to generate a new world with my updated interactions and sow chaos throughout the land!

[Poot]

Been savescumming.

I can already hear your hissing. But my adventurer just became a vampire and is going into a tower soon.

Sensory nerve damage is a bitch.

[ArKFallen]

I finally killed enough bandit warlords to get a good quest from a lord, the Quest was to "conquer the forces of nature". So I start heading off to slay the Tundra titan. See a human civ and get a task from a local lord. My quest is to kill a master vampire (could be worse) grunt (just got worse). Grunt is short for Planetary Trade Grunt, as in frieza's minions from DBZ. Their power is comparable to a saiyan, and then you add in that master vampire humans can kill whole towns in hand to hand combat.

So I've reached a dilemma. Do I gamble for nearly unlimited might against a ferocious murder machine or take the safer bet first? Of course I'm a saiyan so if I survive I might be able to solo the titan without sneaking. Decisions.

[Intro1827]

Debating pro and cons of vampire vs werebeast, though neither seems appealing.

[ArKFallen]

Went after the master vampire. On the way there a bandit attack killed all but 2 companions. Went on and got pwned. The master didn't take a hit and my mangled companion who I've named 'Terminator' distracted him. I run away very slowly and mass recruit villagers. On the way back 'Terminator' came out to greet me, perfectly fine. For the longest time he couldn't walk, likely because of nerve damage (got out of fast travel, he'd fall over) and just randomly got over it. We all attack again as a group and noone manages to harm him, again. Terminator and I get knocked out with full body injuries. He wakes up first and escapes hobbling. I follow suit. We get ambushed by bandits right after and I die.