Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[olopi]

Getting my Guy killed by an Ambush, but when i tryed to make a new guy i saw that the old one was set back in time, shortly before i saved the game, so i can eat something

[Vlad]

Just walked into a house at night to feed my vampire adventurer when a random monitor monster shoots its web at me, my companion and everyone else in the room. It then proceeded to bash everyone in the head with his Dwarf Hair Crown. And I was really starting to like this character.... 

[Reudh]

My vampire got kicked in the face by a hippo.

He recovered.

[NonconsensualSurgery]

I buried a dwarf today. There's only one necromancer tower in my world and it is a long, long walk away - being on the other side of a massive mountainrange that nearly splits the map in two. I rescued military dwarves from an abandoned fortress along with some weapons, booze and armor, and set out for immortality.

"A", named for her draft designation, was the last one left. Her ≡silver warhammer≡ had 22 kills when she lost the ability to grasp - not bad for an NPC. I was going to retire her in a town in recognition of her good deeds but there was a bandit ambush when the party was almost there.

The pikeman who killed her was tortured extensively with joint locks and a wooden sword before I accidentally cracked his skull, thus ending the punishment. I hauled the body for about 1/3 of the length of the world (and had to subdue it and her severed hand several times when crossing evil biomes) before I found a dry cave in a non-evil region. I left her surrounded by campfires with a -rose gold flask- and some wine, plus two gold coins, and soldiered onwards towards the only tower.

[Hotaru]

After about two days' worth of attempts and many, many adventurers dead, I finally have a well trained nefarious dust husk adventurer wielding a *silver maul*. He really wouldn't need it, but he's just ridiculously deadly.

I think I may actually savescum on this one though, since I saved when I first met the nefarious dust - develop my strength higher, as I'm still only propelling very small foes away, and try to be called something cooler, like a haunting mist lurker.

[Courtesy Arloban]

I've generated a weird world, reptilemen, amphibianmen, dingomen, goblins, humans, dwarfs, elves, werebeasts, and a skink fiend live in the same civ, same city.  I passed a hamlet that had no structures but bridges, inhabited by tame animals.  Most Quests I get are for human bandits.  The humans in the Civ worship a hydra, not the skink fiend and they have a temple to him.  The houses have very nice furnishings, and the keep in the capitol has a moat, and looks like lord british's castle.  I wonder if my human adventurer is a member of a goblin civ?

[FingO]

Well...


A human outsider vs nine bronze colossi.
I am armed with a spear and a knife. Naked.

[olopi]

Well...


A human outsider vs nine bronze colossi.
I am armed with a spear and a knife. Naked.

Vanod the second!!!

[Gamerlord]

Well...


A human outsider vs nine bronze colossi.
I am armed with a spear and a knife. Naked.

RIMARA:
*Looks left*
*Looks right*
"Fuckin' bring it"

[Doctor Blood]

I threw a copper bolt at a wolf which strikes the wolf in the left rear paw chipping the bone. A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn.
The Wolf gives in to pain.
The Wolf Falls over.
You stab the wolf in the right eye with your copper spear, tearing it apart.
The Copper Spear has lodged firmly in the wound.
I twist the copper spear around in the wolfs right eye.
I maintain possession of the Copper Spear.
I bite the wolf in the right eye, Latching on firmly. I did that multiple times.
I then bit the wolf around in the throat latching on firmly. I shook the wolf around twice opening a major artery.
I then stabbed the wolf in the head with my spear killing it.
Good Times!

[Raidmaster]

"Uso Sitiarad Cemir Cor" - I don't know what it means.

My latest Adventurer, and perhaps my favourite so far, has just started out with a quest killing a vampire in a town.

I managed to spot the vampire, after a little leading from the other people around town, who were telling me that they were too afraid to accuse him of being a vampire. I accused asked him nicely if he was, from which he started screaming out his war cry. Immediately, I took a step back and watched as the peasants and other civilians began to beat on him, while I got the odd hit in from my Silver Flail.

Upon his death, I drunk the blood that poured from his wounds, and waited outside of the city walls for the transformation to take place. I woke up a vampire, and I was thirsty for blood, so I went to the closest hamlet in pursuit.

I stumbled into the hamlet, it was during the evening by this time, as I wanted to stay away from the allied civilisations, in the case that they noticed something strange about my appearance. At the time I was sneaking, for I didn't want anybody to wake up, I sneaked inside one of the cottages and started to feed from the sleeping humans, and I noticed that my form was taking place, so I quickly escaped once more, into the early hours of the night.

[Flying Dice]

Camping outside a werebeast lair, waiting for the full moon. Bits of leather and goddamn batmen have been appearing around the place.

[Meta The Golem]

i am in the middle of making an undead army, you would be surprise how close i started to the tower, they nearly rip all of his limbs off. after he got immortality i just started making monsters left and right... i need to get rid of them all....

[Rumrusher]

i am in the middle of making an undead army, you would be surprise how close i started to the tower, they nearly rip all of his limbs off. after he got immortality i just started making monsters left and right... i need to get rid of them all....

find another tower or tomb and retire there, coming back will lose all your zombie minions.

[lifehole]

"Uso Sitiarad Cemir Cor" - I don't know what it means.

Using the magic of human language files, I think it is this: Cut Targetdrum Shield Direct