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[Eric Blank]

Once I finally made it to the tower alive, I immediately began my siege. It's a long adn slow process tht ends in me getting one-shotted by a zombie every time. Even when I've successfully slew the necromancers, the zombies get me! Damnit!

I should just download DFhack and spam magma. I'm TESTING something, and I intended to have a bronze colossus adventurer anyway, but for whatevr reason that didn't work.

[jaxy15]

I was tasked to kill a vampire. I went to the keep, looked at the law-giver's items, found many pages of people bling, and then I accused her.

"Blah blah blah, prepare to die!"

Great, me first!

*slash to the head*

Human vampire has been struck down.

Then I licked her blood and became a vampire myself. I will use my vampirism for good.

I went to a werebeast's lair, waited for a full moon, went in, sliced apart the werelizard with my iron halberd even though the creature was weak to copper and then reported the news. Unfortunately, since I am already a vampire, I doubt that I'm gonna be a werelizard myself. I let the werelizard bite me. Twice.

[runlvlzero]

The combat log speaks to itself (about 2 minutes after generating adventurer and spawning)
You bash the door down!
You pick up +large cuttlefish leather shirt+ and put it in your giant cave spider silk backpack
you lose hold of the cave spider silk cap
you lose hold of the copper shield
you lose hold of the bismuth bronze short sword.
The XX*silver halberd*XX strikes you in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
You have been killed by a trap.

Best death ever, decapitated Indiana Jones and the crusade for the holy grail style. This is why I love dwarf fortress!

Traps + fatal horrible possible dismemberment = win

[Eric Blank]

I finally conquered the necromancers' tower, only to realize that it was, in fact, the wrong tower. I was looking for Pantsadored, which was far to the north. I reanimated all the corpses from the fighting and brought them with me. The unstoppable legion is now right on the doorstep of Pantsadored, and what a battle it shall be!

ALso, my title is now Cobar Deadbusts the Impervious Hips-Frigidity of Sorcery... So I'm now considered an unstoppable cold-assed bitch of a necromancer? Suppose I should steer clear of town...

[igorgitirana]

I found the kingdom of Willy Wonka. And he wants to give me a mission. XD:

[lifehole]

I don't understand, are you guys using mods? I can't find any traps, necromancers towers. or even any tasks or were-things, I can only find empty fortresses with a single person in them who will not give me a task because I haven't accomplished anything. I can find towns that have no need for me to do anything, and can only find tombs, no caves or anything. And each town only has 1 area, called "Houses".

[Eric Blank]

I don't understand, are you guys using mods? I can't find any traps, necromancers towers. or even any tasks or were-things, I can only find empty fortresses with a single person in them who will not give me a task because I haven't accomplished anything. I can find towns that have no need for me to do anything, and can only find tombs, no caves or anything. And each town only has 1 area, called "Houses".

Are you generating anything more than a pocket region, with a history of more than 50 years? Medium regions at 50 years generally have at least 2 towers and thousands of things to kill. And towns.

[jaxy15]

I found the father of the vampire I killed. I recruited him.

Then I used some of the money I got from bandits in keeps to buy an iron great axe. Now I wield a shield, halberd and great axe. All made from iron.

[Rumrusher]

I just learn that necromancers can't read.
how I learn this, from bodyswapping into one.
Oh and dfhack's body swap has a nice feature of making every one you use it on accessible later as a playable character when you retire.

[Stoup]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

...My tooth is stuck in his corpse. Is there any mod or anything by which I might be able to exit a wrestling stance?

[thatkid]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

...My tooth is stuck in his corpse. Is there any mod or anything by which I might be able to exit a wrestling stance?

It's an item now. Pretty sure you can either 'r'emove it or 'i'nteract with it in order to pull it out of your teeth.

[Stoup]

Well I rather meant to say that my mouth was stuck to his corpse, not his corpse stuck to my mouth I'm literally stuck to the floor along with his dead body. I meant to imply that I'm stuck in some sort of glitch wherein I'm in a wrestling grip with absolutely nothing. I can't move at all, since there's no creature for me to struggle against.

[agentorangesoda]

This is what happens when you challenge A GOD!!!!!

[Felicido]

I recruited a vampire. A vampire lasher, to be exact. I got a mission to kill her, but got a bit doubtful after seeing she's armed. I interview all my vamps  before slaying them, though, and noticed that she was willing to join. Fair enough. Just wondering what will come of this. Probably something fun, as always in this game.

Also: YAY! First post ever!

[Nexaduro]

So.

I named a groundhog.

Rather, gave the RNG the opportunity to do such.

Wanna guess how?