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[miauw62]

I just found a superhuman!
Its human bowman, the human pincushion!

oh, i love throwning <iron bolts> at people.

[Shook]

So like, i just found a night beast. The kicker? It's a human child. Incoming infanticide.

[Jacob/Lee]

I walked into a keep to pick up some soldiers. The first sight? The soldiers are fighting the First Future (a goblin) and killing him. They randomly backed off, and when I walked next to the First Future he shouts "PREPARE TO DIE!" and tries to kill me. I kill him, then the soldiers turn hostile and I take them down too. I walk upstairs and get jumped by a serpent man lawgiver sitting on a pile of human corpses. I run like hell from him when I notice that he is actually a really good fighter, then run out of the keep and back to town. I can't travel out for some reason, so I walk into a store and the shopkeepers try to kill me. I turned the entire city against me because I attacked someone who attacked me first.

[Ogdibus]

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[Jacob/Lee]

I walked into a keep to pick up some soldiers. The first sight? The soldiers are fighting the First Future (a goblin) and killing him. They randomly backed off, and when I walked next to the First Future he shouts "PREPARE TO DIE!" and tries to kill me. I kill him, then the soldiers turn hostile and I take them down too. I walk upstairs and get jumped by a serpent man lawgiver sitting on a pile of human corpses. I run like hell from him when I notice that he is actually a really good fighter, then run out of the keep and back to town. I can't travel out for some reason, so I walk into a store and the shopkeepers try to kill me. I turned the entire city against me because I attacked someone who attacked me first.

You're not alone.  Something's wonky with entities, I suspect.

That's kind of weird. I'm also taking a couple seconds to process each turn, probably from every single person in the city all turning against each other for no reason.

[MasterMorality]

Massacred a human town. Ended up with about 80 kills. Travelling to the next town I was beset by two bandits: a maceman and a pikeman. Despite being legendary spear skill and skilled with a sword, I could not hit either of them. They blocked the bolts, they blocked my attacks, and completely decimated me.

I'm beginning to see why people are a little irritated by the bandit attacks...

[Jacob/Lee]

It seems bogeymen are very susceptible to being bisected at the waist. I just killed an entire bogeymen ambush by chopping them in half with my sword.

[Squanto]

Went to fight a vampire at a temple.  It... dodged my first attack.
And fell 6 z levels into water.
It can't swim.
Lol.

[Splint]

It seems bogeymen are very susceptible to being bisected at the waist. I just killed an entire bogeymen ambush by chopping them in half with my sword.

I noticed that too. But you need alot of strength for the killing blow.

[Eric Blank]

My companion has been bitten by a were-kangaroo... This will either end in awesome or hilarious failure.

[Splint]

My companion has been bitten by a were-kangaroo... This will either end in awesome or hilarious failure.

This is DF. It will somehow do both.

[sirquote]

Got two quests in a capital city sewers, 1 normal kill quest and 1 queen approved giant montrosity quest.

Am I the only one with empty sewers? In two towns I have discovered that all there is in here is dead fish/fishman bodies. granted the quest giver actually stated to "First search ...  the sewers" which means I could be looking in the wrong place. oh wells, lots of fish man skellies to raise/add to my army.

[Splint]

I find the remains of battles in the sewers alot. Typically a mess of dead humans, a coupl chests of weapons, and normally the survivors will be somewhere nearby.

[GreatWyrmGold]

My axeman had an epic battle with an axegoblin. After killing his spearwoman leader and pike-wielding pal, the axer promptly crippled my legs. We started hacking at each other; I swiftly removed a foot, and it went from there. After I removed his weapon-wielding hand, he picked his axe up in the other. He disabled my arms, shield-arm first, as well as one foot; I bit and tore off his remaining hand. He bled to death; after one turn of somehow picking the loot off of the dead axegobbo, I followed suit. In bleeding to death, that is.

[Baron Baconeer]

My vampire-necromancer has realized that animated ravens are the new best thing in undead circles.