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Author Topic: What's going on in your adventure?  (Read 2125955 times)

finalfrog

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3480 on: February 16, 2012, 04:59:28 am »
I just found a town that was apparently the victim of a major biological terrorist attack. By which I mean someone left a box full of kittens in the middle of town:

STRAY CAT USED HEADBUMP
« Last Edit: February 16, 2012, 05:01:04 am by finalfrog »
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Tarran

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3481 on: February 16, 2012, 05:17:26 am »
Holy cow, there's an Olm Woman Law-Giver in charge of a human fort. That's new.

...And she has various things made out of humans on her. This is... awkward.

Edit: Actually, there's two. And the latest one wants to kill me for no reason at all. It also has at least 40 or 60 pages of humanoid crafts on it. Freaky. Maybe it's an Vampire Olm Woman Law-Giver?

Edit2: Yes, she is in fact a vampire. See this thread I created.
« Last Edit: February 16, 2012, 05:56:51 am by Tarran »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3482 on: February 16, 2012, 08:29:08 am »
So I was going around, killing anyone who got in the way of my quest to the necromancer's tower. My trusty lasher companion was along with me.
The day before I should have arrived, I made camp. Slept until dawn but woken up almost as soon as I got up.

My lasher was injured from previous fights, so I went to protect him. We decimated the goblin bandits until only a maceman was left. I had no injuries up until now...

Goblin Maceman has struck you on the head with a silver mace.
Your brainhas been torn.
You have been struck down.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3483 on: February 16, 2012, 11:01:29 am »
You need a wooden helmet. ><
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3484 on: February 16, 2012, 12:08:22 pm »
I just started a new adventurer (Miauw Dragonborn, The Savior of Worlds :3)
and when i noticed i couldnt read, i just started a killing spree.
IN THE CAPITAL.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3485 on: February 16, 2012, 12:35:16 pm »
Spent a day cleaning out the capital's sewer system of all the Olm people, I killed around 40 odd Olm people in total, and 3 "bosses". 

Then, I spent another day looking around the whole sewer system, mopping up Olm people searching for a Dwarven Vampire who was apparently found out and driven underground.  He managed 1500 kills or so, but he was no match for my Swordmaster (Olm's are good for training). 

So now me and my 8 companions are currently fighting an ambush of Kobolds.  Its early in the fight and my companion spear user is down with a broken leg. They'll be easy to mop-up, I hope!
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miauw62

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3486 on: February 16, 2012, 01:24:06 pm »
Ohmigosh!
I think im gonna die :(
Somebody scratched my right hand and now it is infected!

Ah well, i already murderd half the capital.
And dead isnt imminent just yet!
THERE IS HOPE!
(by that i mean i think i can murder the entire capital before dieing)
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3487 on: February 16, 2012, 01:40:27 pm »
Holy shit, I started a new guy and got about 8 quests to kill a "creature of the night". Too bad a bandit took off my guy's head early before I could encounter them.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3488 on: February 16, 2012, 01:48:42 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on February 16, 2012, 01:24:06 pm
Ohmigosh!
I think im gonna die :(
Somebody scratched my right hand and now it is infected!

Ah well, i already murderd half the capital.
And dead isnt imminent just yet!
THERE IS HOPE!
(by that i mean i think i can murder the entire capital before dieing)
Oh no, you've been afflicted with the most heinous of plagues: the small shallow scratch! But there is a cure, you must be bitten by a werebeast- when you transform into the beast your wounds will have been healed.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3489 on: February 16, 2012, 02:19:11 pm »
drink the blood of a vampire! that works too.
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Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3490 on: February 16, 2012, 02:22:00 pm »
Became a human vamp-omancer, raised an army of dingoes to follow me and do my bidding. I then found out the hard way that the larger your adventuring party, the larger the ambushes are. I was beset by about 30 kobolds who murdered me and my dingo army effortlessly.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3491 on: February 16, 2012, 02:25:19 pm »
So that's why all the ambushes were useless lately, since I was traveling alone
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3492 on: February 16, 2012, 02:29:17 pm »
My amazing hammerlord vampromancer was just traveling around with a merry band of zombies, when suddenly...
30 kobold ambush!  Half of my undead were wiped out in a single turn following a heavy rain of arrows, and I took a hit to the leg and fell down shortly after.  I kept reviving my companions and the fallen 'bolds, and we eventually emerged victorious, but I took a few serious hits and very nearly bled out.  I never knew kobolds could be so... competent.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3493 on: February 16, 2012, 03:29:59 pm »
I spoke with a Human Leathertanner.
Then DF crashed.

I spoke with a Human Ranger.
Then DF crashed.

I spoke with a Human Clothier.
Got a quest to kill a night beast.
Killed the night beast.
Reported the quest.
I spoke with a Human Leatherworker.
Then DF crashed.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3494 on: February 16, 2012, 03:54:37 pm »
DF just crashed while walking around with a 300+ strong undead army. I am fury.
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In mid air, the dwarf continued to take hits from both the minecart and his own falling axe.
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