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[Intro1827]

I think werecurses only spread by biting. Also, I have to find a reptile man in the sewers, but the FPS is like 2

[Cthulhu]

My army is huge.  I slaughtered my way through a village, killing over 150 people and dozens of farm animals, now I'm marching on Mineglaze, the human fortress.

And I just got encased in ice trying to cross a river manually (Which you have to do now, you can no longer cross them automatically)

Sometimes I really hate this stupid game.

[Chartington]

I was given a quest to kill a necromancer very close to a large city. I thought it was going to be easy, just a necromancer and a couple of easy zombie elves. Shortly after opening the tower doors, this happened:

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To add insult to injury, my only companion was killed and turned into a corpse, and when I decapited the corpse, the head started to attack me.

Gotta love surprises.

[dood_]

My army is huge.  I slaughtered my way through a village, killing over 150 people and dozens of farm animals, now I'm marching on Mineglaze, the human fortress.

And I just got encased in ice trying to cross a river manually (Which you have to do now, you can no longer cross them automatically)

Sometimes I really hate this stupid game.

To be honest, I've taken to sacescumming due to the random deaths. Like hell am I going to spend another hour grinding before I hunt some vampires to raid a Necrotower!

[Horizon9]

Got lost while looking for a vampire, ended up stumbling into a tomb.
Found myself a mummy, got into a fight with it. My partner got bit up real good, and I lost the use of my left arm, but we killed the mummy.
Walked outside, fell asleep for a few hours, that traitor ditched me in the middle of the night. Had to fight off night creatures.
Went to sleep inside the tomb for safety, woke up, now I'm on top of the tomb.
Seems like the only thing left to do is kill myself. There's no way down that doesn't involve reaching terminal velocity.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

You could sleep again and see if you teleport down

[Horizon9]

You could sleep again and see if you teleport down

Worth a try.
Also, random question. How long have you been here?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Since October 2010, it shows join date on your profile.

[Tarran]

Just a note: If you don't teleport down, you could always jump and hope you survive. Then sleep a whole day. My adventurer healed a shattered leg bone in a day with normal regeneration.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Yeah, I think pretty much anything heals instantly when you sleep.

[jvm]

The master punches You in the first toe, left foot with his left hand, shattering the nail and bruising the muscle through the blue peafowl leather shoe!
The master attacks You but You jump away!
You charge at The master from the side!
The master looks surprised by the ferocity of Your onslaught!
You miss The master!
You collide with The master!
The master is knocked over!
You kick The master in the left lower leg from the side with your left foot, bruising the bone through the large cat leather chausse!
You strike The master in the lower body from the side with your iron shield, bruising the muscle and bruising the guts through the large skunk leather coat!
The master looks sick!
The master is no longer stunned.
You grab The master by the lower body from the side with your right upper arm!
You grab The master by the throat from the side with your right lower arm!
You place a chokehold on The master's throat with Your right lower arm!
The master stands up.
You take The master down by the lower body with Your right upper arm!
The master vomits.
You strangle The master's throat!
The master passes out.
You bite The master in the head, bruising the muscle through the ®+large alpaca wool hood+¯!
You latch on firmly!
The master retches.
You shake The master around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!
An artery in the head has been opened by the attack!
You bite The master in the head, bruising the muscle through the ®+large alpaca wool hood+¯!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The master around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!
An artery in the head has been opened by the attack!
The master retches.
You strangle The master's throat!
You shake The master around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!
An artery in the head has been opened by the attack!
You shake The master around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!
An artery in the head has been opened by the attack!
You shake The master around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!
An artery in the head has been opened by the attack!
You bite The master in the throat, bruising it through the large skunk leather coat!
You latch on firmly!
The master retches.
You shake The master around by the throat, tearing apart the throat!
A major artery in the throat has been opened by the attack!
You bite The master in the right foot, bruising the muscle through the large giant wren leather sandal!
You latch on firmly!
You shake The master around by the right foot, tearing apart the right foot's muscle and bruising the bone!
An artery in the right foot has been opened by the attack, many nerves have been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
You release the grip of Your upper right back teeth from The master's right foot.
You release the grip of Your lower front teeth from The master's throat.
You release the grip of Your upper front teeth from The master's head.
You release the grip of Your right lower arm from The master's throat.
You release the grip of Your right upper arm from The master's lower body.
Gido Beksurbaze, Human Hammerman has bled to death.

My one handed dwarf wins over you puny humans. All i have is my dignity and teeth. My iron shield and my lost left hand which i cannot find. This marks the day of Geshud Swordbeard, adventurer, biter.

I took on a group of 6 human fighters with one legend and won thanks to my throwing abilities and biting

[Tarran]

Just traded away 1000 extra currency by accident in a food shop. Dammit!

[The Merchant Of Menace]

* The Merchant Of Menace slides a sword over to Tarran.

Nobody would stop you man, your call.

[dood_]

An inspiration to us all 

My human high master axeman necromancer vampire (Phew, quite a mouthful) hasn't had a right hand since before he was a vampire, but he's always gotten on fine. A few too many near misses with archers lead to grabbing as much protective gear as he could, which worked. For a while.

The lower spine was broken in a huge fight with a warlord and a dozen goons. While feeding atop his corpse, I was shot from behind. The spine healed, but there was heavy bruising on the nervous tissue. Now, every wound bar nervous tissue has healed within an hour (game time).

It was a good few months in Fortress mode for nervous tissue to heal. How long do you guys reckon it'll take? Been two days now. Sleeping for the first time since I became a necromancer too.

tl;dr FUN

[Intro1827]

I decided to reclaim my FPS, and thus started to kill all merchants in the bazaar/market area. There are a couple of heads going about and ripping hands off, which I also reanimate. My companions list is 7 pages long. Fun stuff.