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[Yoink]

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Urfra swam for what felt like years, several days through the open ocean.
Many times, she almost gave into despair... Almost just gave up, slipping down through the water to her death...
But somewhere inside her short, fat goblin form was a huge, hidden reserve of strength and determination, and she kept swimming, Smuntsu's body still over one shoulder, and her iron scimitar still between her teeth.

A long, very long time later, she hauled herself up over the rocky shore of Armok-knows-where, and collapsed in an exhausted heap, Smuntsu's corpse falling beside her. She dreamt dreams both sad, of the death of Smuntsu and her other companions, all friends from her village... And happy, about how she'd completed the first stage of her journey, and was well on her way to meeting Warghui...
She woke, ten hours later, cracking her eyes wearily to survey her surroundings.
She saw a strange, blurry shape in the distance, and got slowly up to a sitting position.
He red eyes took a moment to focus on it, then widened. "Sea serpent!" She hissed to herself, scrambling to her feet and snatching up her blade. "It's 'ere to eats Smuntsu!... An' me!" She rushed the huge creature, swinging wildly, and battered it into a pulp, a process which took a good long while.
She stood by its wrecked corpse, breathing heavily with sea-serpent blood coating her. She was disappointed it hadn't put up more of a fight... But that wasn't really surprising, the poor thing had washed up on shore and become stranded, and was dying a slow painful death even as she attacked it. But she didn't know that.
She went back to where she'd first dragged herself onto the rocky beach, grabbed up Smuntsu and set off, eastwards, pushing down the sadness in her heart and keeping her jaw set in determination.
Her map had been ruined in the water, but she knew one thing: She would find Warghui Kutsmobzon, and drag him out of retirement.

This is just epic. INTERCONTINENTAL ADVENTURES AHOOOOY!!

[Flaede]

Yoink, I am loving the story. if you made a thread I would follow it.

My own stories for Ms. Neverguiles, the ninja assassin (sneaky name, eh?) are coming to an end, I think. She was a Loincloth Challenge, so I only have loincloths, and a cloak (and a raptor dragonscale cape this bandit had) to protect me. Most of her body is melted, though, from fighting this Balor, only one arm and hand, and one leg still have any fat. While that fight let her steal the power of the god's own fire, she is not so resiliant without fat to block attacks.

I suppose I could use all the awesome armor I've got cached away, but then I'd be abandoning the loincloth challenge.

How do people feel about indiscriminate looting of previous adventurerers' caches? I have enough treasure and spare armor to equip a small army, and the sword, horns and tail of a balor as the most awesome throwing weapons ever conceived. I don't like having to give those up, but like I said, Ms. Neverguiles has seen better days. Her head got melted, and yet she survived. As as agent K said, "That's one of a hundred memories I don't want."

[Hydrall]

Seriously, make a thread! This is awesome!

Meanwhile, I finally made it into the caverns!

Why the hell did I want to do this, again...?

[Eric Blank]

Adu Vopeumpig Rismugust Ersi, 14 Obsidian, 104
The horrors! I've stumbled upon a cave that leads underground to find the exit surrounded by water. I decided I wanted my companions to be able to cross with me so I cast a spell to summon magma over the pool, casting obsidian. It worked at first... then everything BURST INTO FLAMES OH GOD THE BURNINING!

So now everyone but myself is dead, i'm badly burnt and I'm dizzy from the blood loss. I should just leave, but I feel wrong in doing so; I've spent the past few weeks mindlessly slaughtering. I've killed hundreds more innocent people than any mighty beast I've fought. The world is better off without me, I'll stay down here, I'll survive.

[Flaede]

Meanwhile, I finally made it into the caverns!

Why the hell did I want to do this, again...?

Why the hell did I want to do this, again...?

Why the hell

hell

And there is your answer.

[Hydrall]

Oh yeah, that's right...

But as it turns out, it seems those Kobolds are either out for revenge or there are way more than 20 of them... What's with this place?

[Eric Blank]

My experience with the new towns taught me that buildings will be completely restocked with fresh civilians if you leave the area and come back, even by walking. As a guess, this is probably also the case with kobold caves and human fortresses, and all other civ-inhabited sites if they existed. If you haven't gone far enough from the cave to lose sight of it when 'l'ooking around, then you obviously didn't kill all of them yet!

[Vertigon]

Apparently this fisherman's life is hell, because he has given me over 40 quests in one go. I just spawned, geez :U

[xeivous]

Genesis mod, made a snake-man, ran into an elf fort, killed a lot of elves, took their dicks, lost my eyes...

still more elves here...


dead...

[Flaede]

Genesis mod, made a snake-man, ran into an elf fort, killed a lot of elves, took their dicks, lost my eyes...

still more elves here...


dead...

You likely found a cursed castle. They are from civs that were destroyed in worldgen, but not completely. No matter how many dudes you kill, there will always be more.

[xeivous]

Genesis mod, made a snake-man, ran into an elf fort, killed a lot of elves, took their dicks, lost my eyes...

still more elves here...


dead...

You likely found a cursed castle. They are from civs that were destroyed in worldgen, but not completely. No matter how many dudes you kill, there will always be more.

That might explain all the wrestlers and no clothes...

[Flaede]

Genesis mod, made a snake-man, ran into an elf fort, killed a lot of elves, took their dicks, lost my eyes...

still more elves here...


dead...

You likely found a cursed castle. They are from civs that were destroyed in worldgen, but not completely. No matter how many dudes you kill, there will always be more.

That might explain all the wrestlers and no clothes...

Yup. That was a cursed castle all right.
note: it is safe to sleep anywhere "indoors" in that castle. When you wake up there may be enemies around you, but if you sleep "till dawn", then they will all be asleep long enough for you to hide.

[Hummingbird]

The flying silver arrow strikes you in the left eye from behind, bruising it through the iron mail shirt!

Aww shi…  Wait, what?

[Hydrall]

Yeah, there are still some things to work out.

[bob2alien]

Had my first encounter with a minotaur today, had practically half an rmy with me. However he was lurking around a corner and charged me. He grabbed and beat the crap out of me then for some reason he dissappeared. I thanked my luck and then crawled out of the labyrinth thinking I need to heal up and train some more. Guess what happens, the moment I exit my hero suffocates and dies O_o. Oh well at least he was seen as a hero by a load of towns and had a sweet sounding title "Dag Silkensaviors the Deified Apogee of Insanity."