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[Kobold Troubadour]

Beat up the king to unconsciousness just outside the Castle wall...

...I then climbed up the top of the castle & elbow dropped him from several z-levels from above Pro-wrestling style...

.......I noticed that I simply got stunned & bruised, so I did it again......several times...quite fun, will try on a child next (Haven't tried/checked on just how much I can abuse my body though, I am getting slightly hurt each time).

[Wolf Tengu]

I GAVE KOBOLDS INTELLIGENCE AND LIGHT ARMOUR!

I LET THEM HAVE MULTIPLE LITTERS! ALL HAIL THE CRIPPLED KOBOLD ARMY!

[Nicolo]

i threw rocks at dragons until their lungs were crushed, but then lost my shield (i probably threw it at someone) and with no markets in adventure mode had no way of replacing it
with no shield there was no way i could fight another dragon so... hmm...

[Wolf Tengu]

I'm running around with my GM Kobold, and am searching for dwarves.

See, I got a quest to kill a fire-breather, and if i'm the only target, then it'll be hard...

[SeriousConcentrate]

Beat up the king to unconsciousness just outside the Castle wall...

...I then climbed up the top of the castle & elbow dropped him from several z-levels from above Pro-wrestling style...

.......I noticed that I simply got stunned & bruised, so I did it again......several times...quite fun, will try on a child next (Haven't tried/checked on just how much I can abuse my body though, I am getting slightly hurt each time).

That's complete and utter win. How do you do that? Just climb up and jump off on him? Because if it's somehow possible... damnit... man, I wish suplexes were able to be performed when wrestling. Yeah, I know, I could grab the lower body with both lower arms and take-down or throw, but it would be much more epic to select "belly-to-belly suplex." Especially when you manage to do it to something much larger than you are.

[Untouchable]

That's complete and utter win. How do you do that? Just climb up and jump off on him? Because if it's somehow possible... damnit... man, I wish suplexes were able to be performed when wrestling. Yeah, I know, I could grab the lower body with both lower arms and take-down or throw, but it would be much more epic to select "belly-to-belly suplex." Especially when you manage to do it to something much larger than you are.

I would mark so hard if that was possible. Just because of the fact that you would probably be able to suplex something so hard that they would explode.

[Medicine Man]

Beat up the king to unconsciousness just outside the Castle wall...

...I then climbed up the top of the castle & elbow dropped him from several z-levels from above Pro-wrestling style...

.......I noticed that I simply got stunned & bruised, so I did it again......several times...quite fun, will try on a child next (Haven't tried/checked on just how much I can abuse my body though, I am getting slightly hurt each time).

Please tell us how you did that!

[Rumrusher]

Beat up the king to unconsciousness just outside the Castle wall...

...I then climbed up the top of the castle & elbow dropped him from several z-levels from above Pro-wrestling style...

.......I noticed that I simply got stunned & bruised, so I did it again......several times...quite fun, will try on a child next (Haven't tried/checked on just how much I can abuse my body though, I am getting slightly hurt each time).

Please tell us how you did that!

I think he just fell on top of the person. wait I wonder if that Z level teleport function still works and one can pick up and drop a creature from the air

[Urist McMick]

Lately I've just been making the journey to Hell. S'good fun.

[Josephus]

Beat up the king to unconsciousness just outside the Castle wall...

...I then climbed up the top of the castle & elbow dropped him from several z-levels from above Pro-wrestling style...

.......I noticed that I simply got stunned & bruised, so I did it again......several times...quite fun, will try on a child next (Haven't tried/checked on just how much I can abuse my body though, I am getting slightly hurt each time).

Please tell us how you did that!

I think he just fell on top of the person. wait I wonder if that Z level teleport function still works and one can pick up and drop a creature from the air

No, sounds more like a charge from a higher z-level.

[Wolf Tengu]

I can't beat that.
Can't even come close.

I fought a giant with Kobold + Human hammer sidekick. We could barely scratch it, but it couldn't hit me, and became too wounded to hit the hammerguy.

It took FOREVER to kill.Eventually, I threw a turtle at it, fracturing its skull, and knocking it out.

I should've kept its corpse to fight my next target (A DARGON!) with. Still got 'lil turtle buddy though.

[KaguroDraven]

Kill the dragon, use it's corpse as a club.
I spent litteral in game days fighting a bronze collossus on my own. It couldn't damage me except for if I tried to stand up, and my steel axe was takeing forever to damage it. When I won I took its head and carried it around until my adventurer died.

[Wolf Tengu]

I might be a little underleveled for a dargon.

I need to get a better weapon than bronze, but as I can't do forts-should I just look for a swordsdwarf to recruit?

Oh, and this turtle is my mascot now.

EDIT: I'm completely serious, I ran into the dragon by accident. Burnitated my companions, so I ran as fast as my 'lil kobold legs could.

EDIT2: Turns out my companion broke its foot off, so I decided to finish it. I'll kill the next megathingie with its corpse,then use the corpse of that enemy to kill that one...

[KaguroDraven]

I might be a little underleveled for a dargon.

I need to get a better weapon than bronze, but as I can't do forts-should I just look for a swordsdwarf to recruit?

Oh, and this turtle is my mascot now.

Get lots of dwarves, purposely let them die in a way that will let you live, like sneaking while fighting goblins or megabeasts.

[Wolf Tengu]

Thanks for the advice, i'll use them to kill my 2nd dragon.