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[CapnKorin]

I just killed a dragon. And while carrying said dragon corpse I mysteriously started to melt.

What a world, what a world!

Your adventurer is allergic to dragons.

[Libelnon]

I came across a forgotten beast with a breath attack that was harmless at first, but after I'd run away and been hit a few times, I ended up with severe necrosis all over my body.

Where's that doctor when you need him!?

[Macalano]

I ran into the forgotten beast that did my old fortress in.
Well, I crawled, I had nerve damage.

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Mosle Sweatspittle, The Muck of Juice

All those scars? 30-man dogpile.

I died...

[Serio]

I was tasked to find an ogre, and slay him. After finding his cavern, I spent about 15 minutes fighting him. It ended with me getting thrown off the mountain.

[cappstv]

I was tasked to find an ogre, and slay him. After finding his cavern, I spent about 15 minutes fighting him. It ended with me getting thrown off the mountain.

I just spent an hour lashing a warlord.

[Josephus]

I was tasked to find an ogre, and slay him. After finding his cavern, I spent about 15 minutes fighting him. It ended with me getting thrown off the mountain.

I just spent an hour lashing a warlord.

Did he pay you, or did you do it for free?

[cappstv]

I was tasked to find an ogre, and slay him. After finding his cavern, I spent about 15 minutes fighting him. It ended with me getting thrown off the mountain.

I just spent an hour lashing a warlord.

Did he pay you, or did you do it for free?

I ask for some service, and he said he had no need for it, so I decided to give some to him anyway.

[Macalano]

I was tasked to find an ogre, and slay him. After finding his cavern, I spent about 15 minutes fighting him. It ended with me getting thrown off the mountain.

I just spent an hour lashing a warlord.

Did he pay you, or did you do it for free?

If I knew how, I would sig it.

[OmnipotentGrue]

What do you mean "If you knew how"? You just copy it and stick it in your sig...

[Serio]

I was exploring some caverns on a "Pocket Island" world, looking for a bronze colossus. Instead, I found this... thing:

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Now it/she/the thing is helping me search for the bronze colossus.

[Kobold Troubadour]

Wait...was she above ground? And she was a adventurous warrior queen? Freaky...yet welcome, might get interesting...

[Serio]

She was underground, hiding in the cavern. I brought her up, and we fought the colossus. Unfortunately, she died pretty quickly when the bronze colossus ambushed us.

[Medicine Man]

I was going to start a new,peaceful,helpful adventurer but then Pantera's War Nerve started playing and I suddenly want to flood the world with magma.

[Rumrusher]

Dang looks like the only way this adventurer is going to make relationships in the fort is by doctors for patching him up. Sadly this means I have to dance around life and death and unmarried talented surgeons to make this happen. I hope armok this is just this dude fetish and not the only way to do this.

so I could dump his rump in hell for some spar... oh wait necrocity. the caverns to fight off some creatures and poof his but back when he mildly injured.

[iceball3]

just use wooden upward spears on him.