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[endlessblaze]

I did not even know you could make them skip across water. but I do love slamming into everyone, I just wish I could manage it without cutting of there legs or getting them into an enclosed place....it would be handy against night trolls


also I wish those ethics varied in fort mode. not much, with the more extreme the deference from the norm being rarer.

most dwarves get mad about oath braking, why don't we ever see any that don't see it as a big deal?

[Max™]

I usually bash them in a leg with a blunt attack or chop off a foot, and yeah I didn't know they'd skip with a full speed impact, then I started trying deliberately and got several to skip three times with a full speed run-up at 3.9, you can get elves up to like 4.2 sometimes, think mine is too big actually, and you can get creatures up to 6.666 with dfhack or raw edits, didn't check with one yet to see if I could get more than three skips from a much faster creature yet.

[SirQuiamus]

750 trolls killed, axedwarf and fighter skills at legendary+n... I guess that's enough of mindless, cheap grinding for now.
(In related news, all three of my companions died tragically because of my indiscriminate use of macros.)

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I should really be moving along since the area is becoming unplayable due to lowered FPS, which may be caused by some buggy behaviour, or the inordinate amount of severed limbs.

[klefenz]

I was ambushed by a goblin spearmaster vampire (without a spear). She bit me in the neck (how strange).
Well vampirism does not trasmit like that in DF, so ill be fine.

[pisskop]

Instead punch her in the face until the blood gets on your hand and lick it off

[Quartz_Mace]

I was ambushed by a goblin spearmaster vampire (without a spear). She bit me in the neck (how strange).
Well vampirism does not trasmit like that in DF, so ill be fine.

Why not drink her blood? Being a vampire's actually a pretty good thing.

[klefenz]

I was ambushed by a goblin spearmaster vampire (without a spear). She bit me in the neck (how strange).
Well vampirism does not trasmit like that in DF, so ill be fine.

Why not drink her blood? Being a vampire's actually a pretty good thing.

But what if I

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end up sparkling?

[Tawa]

I was ambushed by a goblin spearmaster vampire (without a spear). She bit me in the neck (how strange).
Well vampirism does not trasmit like that in DF, so ill be fine.

Why not drink her blood? Being a vampire's actually a pretty good thing.

But what if I

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end up sparkling?

Just go become a necromancer since you're immune to zombie attacks. They haven't been sexualized by absurdly and inexplicably popular media, so the general griminess associated with them should counteract the sparkliness.

[Max™]

You bash the goblin vampire in the head with your artifact platinum war hammer, wrecking their shit completely.

"hmmm, now I need some of the blood..."

*picks up the corpse, notices it has blood all over it*

*e -> goblin vampire corpse*

You lick the goblin vampire corpse awkwardly.

"Yikes, sorry about that dude... maybe we can... oh, yep, we can just drink the puddle of blood on the ground."

[That Wolf]

A human ambushed my prancing feet barely leave footprint on snow Elf, so I whipped his ass into submission, decided to bite off tounge, ears and eyes. Snapped ankles and wrists, then said "goodbye" then I fast Traveled outa there, the chick continued to ambush me, at least five more times. So I punched her until an acidic substance poured from her maw. Then asked about her job. Shes a liuetenant of some overlord. Im glad I let her live. She can spread the word.
But everytime I let somebody live, it comes back to bite me.

[Rumrusher]

I was ambushed by a goblin spearmaster vampire (without a spear). She bit me in the neck (how strange).
Well vampirism does not trasmit like that in DF, so ill be fine.

Why not drink her blood? Being a vampire's actually a pretty good thing.

But what if I

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end up sparkling?

Just go become a necromancer since you're immune to zombie attacks. They haven't been sexualized by absurdly and inexplicably popular media, so the general griminess associated with them should counteract the sparkliness.

then again there's this video which proves other wise NecROMANCER.
yeah in DF you need to bite the vampire to gain vampirism as a case where someone gave drink blood to humans and kinda caused them all to accidentally gain vampirism from assaulting an outed vampire.

so my megadruid cursed into vampirism adventurer walk into an goblin tent(not camp tent) and was planning to test her mass array of spells until she saw a prisoner figured that prisoners tend to be kids recruited the bugger, only to realize that it's an female elf spearwoman who after being recruited ran. needless to say it was an experience.

My Megadruid kinda has blood thirst but no way to quench it, since she got her vampiric abilities from exploiting a slab.

[Max™]

...uhhhh

Crashed shortly after Mr. Doubletreeaboo made his appearance, which was also after I had swam the second half of a trip across an ocean to kill some island titans... dammit.

Went a different way, saving after I finished my swim, and found some kids in a goblin tower:


While helping them I also found an Elf Maceman behind one of the doors:


I'm guessing he was in there for a good reason, maybe he touched one of the kids or something:


"Uhhh, guys, maybe we should save the biting and punching for the goblins?"

"Armok's molten tears you little bastards are scary... sorry man, only one way I can help now."


Gonna see if I can get them to all hang at a campsite using the method from the army thread further down, then go to a vampire I found before the game crashed earlier and get some of their blood, and then I begin my experiments involving mode set swapping to arena mode, ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL, and getting them to drink the blood before swapping back to adventurer mode with my dorf.

Wish me luck!

[King_of_Baboons]

A bunch of children beating an elven pedophile to death?I guess this is pretty normal stuff in DF universe....if you know what I mean.

"You grab the goblin wrestler by the lower back teeth with your right upper leg".Don't ask how I did that.....

[Max™]

Didn't get to vampirize them yet.

Did meet a lesbian axedwarf who ran around with me trying to find a vampire though:

Couldn't find her wife though, despite checking legends for her.

Grabbed the kids later, they made a glorious mess of everything:

[That Wolf]

Ahh yes the kids, i like how the scramble and crawl over eachother to get into combat.
So today I claimed the armored castle in the name of death, a guard spat at me, i caught it with my tounge and recruited the ballsy son of a birch (elven insult), he continued to hydrate me for a while.
Im planing on killing him in a special way. Maybe throwing my sweat at him.
Gouge his eyes out with his teeth. Oh im just getting started.