Created a murderous adventurer, with one-hundred sixty five kills on his hands. Most of them were decapitations, actually, all of them were. He started his murderous adventure in a small hamlet, killing twenty-something people there. He proceded to kill the lord at the mead hall. He succedded, but with one cost: He lost his ability to stand. Pissed off, he managed to murder almost everyone on the village, disabling some people, such as making them blind, breaking their spine and even chopping all their limbs with his bloody copper battle axe. He was unstoppable, every attempt to kill him resulted into decapitation and death (O rly?). He managed to go to a city. This time, Nelti, the Intense Lyrics means business. While on his daily killings, Nelti, attacking a priest, noticed something on him: Dwarf bone ring and elf bone bracelet.
Great, a vampire! (BTW, i created the world with only one vampire curse!) He killed the vampire with certain ease and drank his corrupted blood. Now, he was even more powerful! He managed to get inside the town's castle and murder everyone inside, claiming the site for himself, creating the Fellowship of Breathing: The group of one man. He then murdered humans, murdered dwarfs, murdered an entire market, some gobbos and a few turkeys. He eventually got bored and retired.
No, it's not over. I created another adventurer, with intent to kill Nelti. He got inside the castle with his companions: A crossbowman and a pikeman. What could go wrong? He can't even stand! He was inside the castle, scratching his balls, doing nothing. I accused him of being a night creature! My pikeman was the first to attack him, the first to succumb too! He got his guts spilled and his throat cut open. As we fought, i noticed something particulary strange...he was saying his killing names, feeling sorry for them and "a little angry" about it. There was tears at his eyes...he wasn't a murderer...
I then chopped down his head, drank his blood and started all over.
!!!!!FUÑ!!!!!!!
Also, did i mention that during his killings, Nelti got his hands on a steel battle axe with a dwarven woodcutter?