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[Acanthus117]

Bob the Dwarven Barbarian has managed to fulfill his goal of collecting a thousand left testicles and burning them in a massive pyre to the one true god, Armok.

[Dok Enkephalin]

It's easy to forget that sasquatch are still a threat to newbies. I only ever encountered them after a few superhuman ranks, so they were always laughably easy before. I thought, "I'll just twist his head off." Oh, noooooo...

[Kobold Troubadour]

Bob the Dwarven Barbarian has managed to fulfill his goal of collecting a thousand left testicles and burning them in a massive pyre to the one true god, Armok.

...Uhm...though he's pretty humbled by your mad testicle ripping exploits in his name...I'm pretty sure he was somewhat weirded out when you "offered" them to him.

[Acanthus117]

Hey, he was a crazy barbarian. What did you expect, bake sales?

[Samrobot]

I wanted Sabertooth cookies

[Kobold Troubadour]

Hey, he was a crazy barbarian. What did you expect, bake sales?

Testicle cookies & pastries...interesting...

[Acanthus117]

and then I'd make a fort, use all the testicles and make *minced elf testicle biscuits*

Mmm... tastes like despair, anguish and intense crotch pain.

[Kaeoz Crimson]

Used a female human lasher to wipe out an entire elven settlement.  There's just three more to go and I'll have cleansed this world of the elven taint.  MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Dok Enkephalin]

Picking over the ruins of a failed fortress. It shows promise, I just wish I knew how to use barrels and bins properly, because crap is scattered everywhere. The plan for it is coming together; create a labyrinthine death trap that will permit the spread of monster population throughout without letting it out of the fortress, and seal in anyone who attempts to enter with them. I wonder if it's possible to create a lever that will open the exit gates, only put it all the way at the bottom.

[Samrobot]

Just teleported 80 z levels below to attack a giant rat and i ended up dieing.

[Knigel]

OK, I'm currently drowning in the 7/7 water of a river because an alligator knocked me into it. My adventurer was not injured, but he is only a novice swimmer, and I've got a huge load of crap in my back. Will dropping most of the stuff in it help him stop drowning so I can quick travel or get to shore, and if not what else could?

EDIT: Didn't matter, I was nowhere near a ramp. Drowned. Dammit, and I was just finding what was at the head of that river...

EDIT2: If I leave an item in a town, will anyone in the town steal it as long as I'm alive?

EDIT3: Goddammit, I made a wrestler and get my throat clawed out by a fucking chimpazee as I was strangling it.

[LizardKing]

After finally finishing with a 10-year old fortress, I decide to have a quick run around last night to see what it looks like in adventure mode.

Nemesis load error.

I sad.

[Urist McMick]

I recently completed the ritual sacrifice of the last elf. It involved gouging his eyes out, breaking his legs, tearing his nose off and then dancing around him chanting "Blood for Bha.. I mean Armok" for about three weeks while he bled to death

[Dok Enkephalin]

Nemesis load error.

What the hell does that mean, anyway? It sounds pretty exciting, up until that last word.

[Urist McMick]

Nemesis load error.

What the hell does that mean, anyway? It sounds pretty exciting, up until that last word.

I believe it has something to do with files going missing from the region folder. Of course I'z just a newb, so i could be totally wrong