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[Mythos]

The new wrestling has some terrifying capacity for sadistic torture... attacking a small child, gouging out their eyes and lips, tearing off their nose, ears, and all their teeth, and tearing off their hands and feet and leaving them to die in a pool of their own blood.

Wait, you can tear stuff off, now? How?

Pinching certain parts tears them off, but it only works when they're sufficiently screwed up, and only on certain things. For example, you can't immediately pinch someone's head off, but you can after tearing everything else off of them. I'm not entirely sure what triggers it being possible.

[Caesar]

My adventurer just got stuck in a two Z-level deep hole with no way to get out.

[sckye]

My adventurer just got stuck in a two Z-level deep hole with no way to get out.

Did you try traveling ?

As for me, I spawned as a human on a small island, accepted a quest from the local Warlord to kill the peach demon master of that same town... and got destroyed, as every human turned hostile when I tried to attack him. Even the guy who hired me .
Is that supposed to happen?

[Humaan]

My adventurer just got stuck in a two Z-level deep hole with no way to get out.

Did you try traveling ?

As for me, I spawned as a human on a small island, accepted a quest from the local Warlord to kill the peach demon master of that same town... and got destroyed, as every human turned hostile when I tried to attack him. Even the guy who hired me .
Is that supposed to happen?

Yes. Its a bug.

[Beeskee]

I made a small world, and went around slaughtering weaker stuff before taking on a bunch of giants for a quest. The one I was sent to kill actually got slaughtered by some pink demon, which I managed to bash to death with a mace, and went back to town and claimed credit for the giant. I tried the other town, and they sent me to kill a dragon. I'm doubting my ability to complete this quest but I go anyway, and run into Mr. Scaly halfway down and manage to kill him too. I didn't find any treasure around his cave, I think he may have been a wussie dragon.

Playing a new, larger world now, since I cleaned out the last one pretty well.

[cowofdoom78963]

This crazy stuff happend

It has a few spoilers though so watch out.

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So I just started a game and went and talked to the leader of a town and he told me to go kill a fucking bear devil as a quest. And Im like "HELL YEAH!"

So I walk outside... AND THERE IT IS THE FUCKING BEAR DEVIL IS RIGHT THERE. So Im like "HOLY SHIT FUCKING BEAR DEVIL OH MY GOD!" and it's like "RARAAARRRR" and so I run back into the inn.

Ethera the flower of Vigor, law-giver was her name.

So anyway the bear devil crawls into the inn and lays down on a bed... And everyone is just like "oh hey bear devil how's it hanging?" and just ignores it so I carefully walk over to it...

And it's friendly... What the hell?

So I ask her for service and she tells me to go to the kingdom of luls for some quest. Deciding to stick to my mission I decide to attack her and... The whole town starts to hate me. The warlord rears up in anger and attacks!

So I quickly run out of the inn and the fun begins! I quickly bash the living shit out of an axeman and retreat to the back side of the inn.

The injured bear demon crawled out of the inn and started to spit some kind of frozen bear extract at me. I blocked every attack and quickly did away with the beast.

Now the rest of the town has turned on me. I became Loge TestConvents and then the true battle had began. I started to kill people left and right. Lost my arm to some random guy with a bow. But eventually with severe blood loss I still managed to kill everyone in town and loot all the stores.

Now I set off to the cave to explore the depths with piles of food for eating, coverings of blood for drinking and the best armor in the land. Of course I still am missing an arm, but whatever. Who needs arms anyway?

[zourath]

In my latest adventure I've been killing elves using a prepared gremlin brain. My goal is for it to become named, if that's at all possible.

[Acanthus117]

how did you get it? from a store?

[zourath]

Nah, a cave had an ettin which stole a bunch of food and alcohol. I also found out on my previous character not only that a puddle of alcohol is effectively limitless until drying up from heat (like blood), but said alcohol can be sold to stores, where you promptly drop it, producing another effectively limitless source of alcohol. You could also throw it for the same effect.

[Acanthus117]

Hey, this means that you can supply yourself in the depths of the Underworld (if you go there)

[zourath]

Huh, apparently shopkeepers pay 1 copper piece per elf blood. Who knew!

[Archaalen]

My kobold swordsman (started with a steel short sword and a Bronze Bismuth Shield, pretty good) has a yellow leg wound thanks to a GCS and can't stand up.  How long does it take for wounds to heal on their own?  Retiring and restarting didn't do anything.  I have Superior Recuperation, hoping that speeds it up.  Other than that, I've been trying to see if kobolds still have a faction leader so that I can ask for quests (modded kobolds to talk), but so far no luck.  All I keep finding in the group's cave is naked cave moles, giant toads, the aforementioned GCS, and the occasional random kobold worker.

[thvaz]

I had an AWESOME dwarf, who killed various small human towns near a glacier. He killed a Hydra, went in a abandoned fortress, killed a Forgotten Beast, then went to the Human Capital to murder their king. He was killing everyone easily, taking only minor damage from a bolt or another, but in the Keep he was swarmed by at least a dozen of warriors. He still managed to kill the spearman who dealt the mortal wound that killed him, but never reached the king.

[Rijjka]

My adventure is that of a naked human woman (play now... I would have thought it would have came with at least clothes now.) running south in my very narrow world 33x257 or some such. She will go to the south, and then starting from there, attempt to kill everything in every city from the south all the way up. Armed only with two small rocks and what ever happens to be handy at the time, and assisted only by her pluck traveling companion, a drunk elf. Can she win? Can she find a axe? And some pants?

[Jookia]

I started a new adventurer and as soon as I entered the game, the warlord died of old age.