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[FragMonkey]

After many trials and tribulations, I finally became a vampire so that I could subsequently become a necromancer. After becoming this undead lord of death I went out conquering other undead things and necromancers/beasts.

So I go to a random village to report my latest conquest, when suddenly the guy I was talking to says "DONT TALK TO ME" and half the village begins chasing me.

After a while, only the village Clerk was still on my tail, evidently as fast as I am. So I think, "no big deal, just a puny clerk" and stop to face him. I have, after all, slain legendary vampires with thousands of kills and other horrifying creatures.



He stabs me through the skull with a copper carving knife

[itisnotlogical]

After many trials and tribulations, I finally became a vampire so that I could subsequently become a necromancer. After becoming this undead lord of death I went out conquering other undead things and necromancers/beasts.

So I go to a random village to report my latest conquest, when suddenly the guy I was talking to says "DONT TALK TO ME" and half the village begins chasing me.

After a while, only the village Clerk was still on my tail, evidently as fast as I am. So I think, "no big deal, just a puny clerk" and stop to face him. I have, after all, slain legendary vampires with thousands of kills and other horrifying creatures.



He stabs me through the skull with a copper carving knife

Maybe he was a vampire too?

[Eric Blank]

He certainly knew what he was doing with that knife.
The pointy end goes in the bad guys!

[Scootagoose]

So currently I am attempting to invade necromancer tower with a massive army, so far, we have the many people of two. I maxed out my social awareness and I plan to get my fame extremely high without dying. I am an expert thrower and expert miner. I plan to post pictures and the like as I get deeper into the quest, at least when I get the point where I have a small chance of not brutally being murdered by a kobold bandit or a pissed off horse.

[MrWillsauce]

After nearly a hundred attempts to delve the lost, demon-overrun fortress of Skunksilvers, the luckiest adventurer so far has only managed to glean a masterwork steel axe and a masterwork adamantine high boot before being insta-killed by a tarantula made of snow who pushed him once.

[Loam]

I walked into a human fortress and found a dead body. I was then able to report the death, and was greeted by the usual "May ___ rot forever in the underworld!"
I retired the adventurer and looked up the dead guy in legends. Turns out he was the lord of the fortress, and had died of old age that very year.

[Xantalos]

After nearly a hundred attempts to delve the lost, demon-overrun fortress of Skunksilvers, the luckiest adventurer so far has only managed to glean a masterwork steel axe and a masterwork adamantine high boot before being insta-killed by a tarantula made of snow who pushed him once.

And this goes in the badly drawn thread.

[Crabs]

I played around with the creature tokens and stuff and made a crab playable in Adventure Mode. I could play a "crab outsider" and spawned in the tiny world I created, a dagger in the left and a spear in the right pincer.
After acquiring a few tasks I made my way into the wilderness, sideways of course. After a short fight with a dingo in a lair (damn these pincers are strong) I wondered what armor crabs can wear and it turned out that they can wear 6 boots and a helmet - nothing more or less. Would look cute, I think. The problem however is its exoskeleton. Every weak blow already shatters my "bones" in this case my chitin and knowing about the infects I crawled to the next hamlet and retired there.

I would consider playing as a crab man again but the exoskeleton really annoys me since it's still not possible to heal broken body parts. So I will just make a human that has one pincer arm and a normal arm.

[MrWillsauce]

After many more failed attempts to delve Skunksilvers I have yet to injure a demon or find any of the fort's many adamantine weapons

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

I was awoken a few hours before dawn by some bogey men. I killed most of them; thought I had them all but the cackling continued. I move around and finally see the last one, flying.

It comes in, I attack, it dodges back; all in the air. I finally managed to slice it's foot and it fell over.

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At first I was wondering why he didn't fall from the sky when he fell over, but then I saw the bastard fell on top of a tree. So I picked up some rocks and kept chucking them at him until one hit with enough force to knock him out of the tree.

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Much fun was had.

[Fishybang]

Apperntly humans are the dominant power in my new world, with 19 large civs. So im going as a dwarf, a dwarf on a mission to win back the world for the dwarves. Zan Furnaceroads, an axedwarf will soon carve a name out for himself.

EDIT: Dead. restarting.

[Scootagoose]

Currently fighting a dragon as my "accursed fog zombie"...I decided to put on "Killing the dragon" by Ronnie James Dio.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Apperntly humans are the dominant power in my new world, with 19 large civs. So im going as a dwarf, a dwarf on a mission to win back the world for the dwarves. Zan Furnaceroads, an axedwarf will soon carve a name out for himself.

EDIT: Dead. restarting.

And lo' Zan Furnaceroads did carve out a name as the shortest lived vengeful warrior ever.

[Snugglebottom]

Recently made a Human swordsman, who's first quest was to slay a vampire, becoming a vampire himself. Eventually racking up quite a few kills and getting some companions while feeding on bandits. Though I somehow managed to get in a fight with some alligators and a pack of Giant Hyenas, which managed to kill all of my companions while a hyena bit my left arm off. Almost bled out but I managed to slaughter every last one of them and continue on my journey while fighting Bogeymen trying to get back to a town.

Got another quest to kill some bandit leader. Cut the leader and a few henchmen in half before getting rained on by bullets and forced to retreat while a maceman pursued me, so I decapitated him and crawled for my life. Made it back to a town and retired for now. Currently has done much better than most of my adventurers. xD

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

Apperntly humans are the dominant power in my new world, with 19 large civs. So im going as a dwarf, a dwarf on a mission to win back the world for the dwarves. Zan Furnaceroads, an axedwarf will soon carve a name out for himself.

EDIT: Dead. restarting.

4 minutes? That's much too long.

EDIT: After leaving the smouldering necromancer tower behind me, I am attacked by... WHATEVER THIS THING IS.

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I don't know if I should be afraid. I can't even pronounce that. I am also not using any mods other than some crafting reactions. Is it someone's name? It looks like the creature itself is a kobold, as you can see by that little brown k down there.

EDIT 2: It is a kobold. Why didn't it announce him like named dudes usually announce themselves with the PREPARE TO DIE message?