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[Broseph Stalin]

My character's been given the nickname "The Persuader of Bowels" I'm assuming that's a fun way of saying the warlord who watched me bite off an archers arm then wield it as a cudgel shit his pants.

[Cassandra]

I once earned the title Bloody Stormy Blood-Hurricane of Blood.

Armok's chosen?

[Eric Blank]

My character's been given the nickname "The Persuader of Bowels" I'm assuming that's a fun way of saying the warlord who watched me bite off an archers arm then wield it as a cudgel shit his pants.

Well, adventurers usually aren't conducive of constipation. Much like a psychologically-introduced laxative.

[necro edit:]

Damn you guys must be having boring adventures if nobody has posted in nearly two weeks.


Anyway, I've been having highly entertaining successive adventures, retiring them all in the saem town. My last adventurer was a vampire necromancer. And my current adventurer was just asked to go confront and kill her. That won't end well, and I want her alive, so they'll just have to put up with the fact that she hasn't actually started draining anyone yet, because she's frozen in time. I instead will go clear out a bandit camp for them.

[Rumrusher]

Okay so I've finally figure out how to lift a minecart up with dfhack, currently  doing so ends up launching you in the air so fast that you really can't judge if you jump in the right time or set up the jump.
so with a little help with Fastdwarf I've finally beat the pain that was hills and non track ramp inclines.
sadly the dwarf I had to play as is kinda dead due to having his limbs blown apart from jumping to high and hitting the ceiling of the world. so now he's a ghost with no limbs riding around in a minecart jumping over 2 sets of deer and grinding on bridges.

if you want to do the same here the script for JUMP for dfusion

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function tools.JUMP(unit)
--if unit==nil then
-- unit=getAdv()
--end
if vic==nil then
vic=getVecAtPos(x,y,z)
end
--Cart=unit.riding_item_id

printall(df.global.world.vehicles.active)
--S=0+getline()
printall(df.global.world.vehicles.active[0])
--df.global.world.vehicles.active[0].speed_y=(-900000)
df.global.world.vehicles.active[0].offset_z=(100000)
--df.global.world.vehicles.active[0].speed_z=(-90000000)
end


[Scootagoose]

 I wiped out a tower of necromancers, became a necromancer. When I went to turn in my quests, the guy blew me off. So I lobbed his head off and turned him into a zombie. That's what you get when you send me on and quest and tell me "Far away tales wont save you"

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

I have a mission to kill the husband of some fat slut...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Scootagoose]

Neat! Just got a mission to kill my last adventurer. MC Wildbow, a vampire cave swallow man.

[Cassandra]

Those quests always go poorly for me. 'Ke' is incredibly overpowered at this point in her adventures.

[Scootagoose]

Those quests always go poorly for me. 'Ke' is incredibly overpowered at this point in her adventures.

Luckily for me, I stopped playing his him because he became crippled.

[Cassandra]

Those quests always go poorly for me. 'Ke' is incredibly overpowered at this point in her adventures.

Luckily for me, I stopped playing his him because he became crippled.

Upper spine?

[Scootagoose]

Those quests always go poorly for me. 'Ke' is incredibly overpowered at this point in her adventures.

Luckily for me, I stopped playing his him because he became crippled.

Upper spine?

Nerve damage in one arm, missing the other arm and nerve damage in both legs.

[Cassandra]

You call that crippled? WIMP!

[Scootagoose]

Heh. Well. I tend to shy away from continuing when my only attack is "Snatch"

[Cassandra]

I had a vampire take an arrow to the upper spine, completely paralyzing her. She still went around killing her enemies. She threw things through sheer force of will, and PUSHED enemies in the head. PUSH! PUSH! PUSH! DIEEEEE!

[Scootagoose]

Well. I found him. He killed about three civies before I finally put him down. Time for another vampire adventurer.