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[Corai]

I'm doing a sorta intertwining story with two adventures. One has done great things (50'ish notable kills, mostly necromancers vampires and mummies) but has had a rough time of it. mangled right hand that wont heal, both ears torn to shreds. Mummy curse. He had to resort to neromancy himself to destory some of the undead he was hunting and that caused some sort of misunderstaning with much of his nation. And a lot of soldiers attack on sight and many peasants won't talk to him. He found himself a hamlet to semi-retire in on the outskirst of the empire. His godneice now is going out into the world. She's a hunter not a soldier, She needs to track and find a werebeast for him. He has too many entities that want his blood and too many disabilities to fight through them all. He needs an agent to work for him, to fine the beast that can renew his battered body.

Perhaps with a good sword arm again, despite the curse he can continue protecting his people, even if they hate him for doing so.

Do you guys like this story? should I flesh it out a little Deebus style?

Write more. This is gold adamanite.

[Jacob/Lee]

I entered a keep looking for a vampire to accuse (and start a civil war as cultists battle loyalists) and I found a high priest's body on the ground floor. Snatch his purse, keep moving. I go up the stairs and find an interesting high priest, his title is "high hell." When I talked to him he said "this servant of jealousy greets you."

[Corai]

I entered a keep looking for a vampire to accuse (and start a civil war as cultists battle loyalists) and I found a high priest's body on the ground floor. Snatch his purse, keep moving. I go up the stairs and find an interesting high priest, his title is "high hell." When I talked to him he said "this servant of jealousy greets you."

I bet he glares at you and is thinking "I want his life." over and over, or "I want that breastplate."

[Joben]

I'm doing a sorta intertwining story with two adventures. One has done great things (50'ish notable kills, mostly necromancers vampires and mummies) but has had a rough time of it. mangled right hand that wont heal, both ears torn to shreds. Mummy curse. He had to resort to neromancy himself to destory some of the undead he was hunting and that caused some sort of misunderstaning with much of his nation. And a lot of soldiers attack on sight and many peasants won't talk to him. He found himself a hamlet to semi-retire in on the outskirst of the empire. His godneice now is going out into the world. She's a hunter not a soldier, She needs to track and find a werebeast for him. He has too many entities that want his blood and too many disabilities to fight through them all. He needs an agent to work for him, to fine the beast that can renew his battered body.

Perhaps with a good sword arm again, despite the curse he can continue protecting his people, even if they hate him for doing so.

Do you guys like this story? should I flesh it out a little Deebus style?

Write more. This is gold.

Ok fun project for tommorow. I'll sum up the battered hero's backstory so far. Then we'll join Lulush Sealsieges on her quest to fine a werebeast acceable to her uncle. I think I'll make a thread. right now I'm going to write down notes of her first quest before i forget.

[Jacob/Lee]

I found another high priest with an interesting title: "holy sin." What in the hell is wrong with these people?

[Devling]

I found another high priest with an interesting title: "holy sin." What in the hell is wrong with these people?

They love their priests to be badasses.
Obviously, Holy Sin kicks arse for the lord.

[hector13]

I found another high priest with an interesting title: "holy sin." What in the hell is wrong with these people?

They love their priests to be badasses.
Obviously, Holy Sin kicks arse for the lord.

... is this after he defeated a group of bandits, one of which was pissing on the grave of one of his constituent's mother's?

[Wellincolin]

I found another monk with an interesting title: "holee sin." What in the hell is wrong with these people?

amirite?
(not sure if this joke will turn out as I want, hope league of legends is popular enough)

[bukitodinos]

The giant sentient cabbages i modded in are attacking my jalapeno adventurer....


epic

[Xantalos]

A ressurected cat head of mine just killed a dragon. It bit the thing's throat out. What the hell.

[Devling]

I found another high priest with an interesting title: "holy sin." What in the hell is wrong with these people?

They love their priests to be badasses.
Obviously, Holy Sin kicks arse for the lord.

... is this after he defeated a group of bandits, one of which was pissing on the grave of one of his constituent's mother's?

Well that's just a give in.

[Sauerkrautron]

So, I have a freakish story.

Walk into a fortress generated in world creation, but apparently overrun by wild animals.

The place is filled with cavies, badgers, several rhinos, and at least one giraffe.

I attack the cavies, but due to sheer numbers, I collapse from exhaustion.

A giant pile of Cavies proceeds to bite through my chest, but this isn't the weird part.

A giraffe runs in, falls to the ground, and performs a wrestling maneuver to break my leg, then runs off.

I die of suffocation, as a cavy boar eats into my lungs.

[Corai]

So, I have a freakish story.

Walk into a fortress generated in world creation, but apparently overrun by wild animals.

The place is filled with cavies, badgers, several rhinos, and at least one giraffe.

I attack the cavies, but due to sheer numbers, I collapse from exhaustion.

A giant pile of Cavies proceeds to bite through my chest, but this isn't the weird part.

A giraffe runs in, falls to the ground, and performs a wrestling maneuver to break my leg, then runs off.

I die of suffocation, as a cavy boar eats into my lungs.

Win.

[hector13]

So, I have a freakish story.

Walk into a fortress generated in world creation, but apparently overrun by wild animals.

The place is filled with cavies, badgers, several rhinos, and at least one giraffe.

I attack the cavies, but due to sheer numbers, I collapse from exhaustion.

A giant pile of Cavies proceeds to bite through my chest, but this isn't the weird part.

A giraffe runs in, falls to the ground, and performs a wrestling maneuver to break my leg, then runs off.

I die of suffocation, as a cavy boar eats into my lungs.

Am I the only one who's thinking of the giraffe from Madagascar?

[darkrider2]

So, I have a freakish story.

Walk into a fortress generated in world creation, but apparently overrun by wild animals.

The place is filled with cavies, badgers, several rhinos, and at least one giraffe.

I attack the cavies, but due to sheer numbers, I collapse from exhaustion.

A giant pile of Cavies proceeds to bite through my chest, but this isn't the weird part.

A giraffe runs in, falls to the ground, and performs a wrestling maneuver to break my leg, then runs off.

I die of suffocation, as a cavy boar eats into my lungs.

Am I the only one who's thinking of the giraffe from Madagascar?

No.

Size of creatures has a big affect on combat. Big critters will stomp you without even trying. I've modded the humans in my game to be the same size as the other civilizations, being completely unable to wear anything as an elf or dwarf adventurer is annoying.

One time I attacked a camel. Big mistake, I was crushed instantly.