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[FortKiller]

Fell down a waterfall, slammed into a wall.

[Deathworks]

Hello!

Currently, I am genning a new world after having two adventurers in different worlds who got hindered by bruising all over their body. I don't know whether this was due to them being exposed to warm or hot biomes, whether it was caused by being exposed to heineous filth falling from the sky, or whether they got poisoned by phantom spiders without me noticing, I cannot tell - and just now, DF crashed during world gen again...

Anyhow, I have been noticing a few things. It seems as if I can report the death of individuals who have died in my presence but without me or any companions of mine being involved - I was able to gain reputation that way a few times now.

In one town, I was walking along, looking for good bargains on armor when I came across a sewer grate. Down below, a giant zombie cheetah was tearing apart some reptile or lizard men or some such... giant zombie cheetah in the sewers - that sounds really nasty...

I am hoping to get a world up running with healthy temperatures and without bad weather and boogeymen (yep, lost another adventurer to them (^_^;; ) and preferably with more towns without abandoned city centers :) :) :)

Yours,
Deathworks

[miauw62]

My bronze collosus adventurer is not doing well
He WAS doing well, punching skulls left and right, but then a lasher with an iron whip chipped all my bodyparts >.>
EDIT:
Also, he is near-unkillable, i push'd a bowman to death with no trouble, but this guy just keeps dodging D:

I ran from the towers around the city...
Straight into the marketplace.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

[StreetPizza]

I just lost a really cool companion. Her name was Devsem Finderelbow (the Silky Liberty of Palisades) and she was a pikewoman. She stabbed six enemies to death before dying and she saved my adventurer's life at least once--when he took an iron bolt to the ribs and another one to the left lower leg, she murdafied the guy who shot him and watched over him while he recuperated. If it wasn't for her, he would've been pulp.

A little while later in a dungeon somewhere, she ended up getting a fracture someplace from another crossbowman and keeled over. I figured, "now's my opportunity to repay her favor," so I started standing over her and fending off the maul-swinging bandit boss and his crossbow crony. But then the crossbow guy decides to fire once at her while she's down, even though the guy with the great axe who just pushed him over (me) is still perfectly fine.

He killed her.

His name was Dem Winepassion. And it wasn't even a glorious kill either. He just snuck up on her while she was unconscious and put a bolt in her head. That kinda ticked me off, so I finished him off before I killed his boss. I spilled his guts and let him watch himself bleed to death.

Then I started planning Devsem's funeral. I was going to put her corpse between two trees along with her weapon, the weapons of her victims, and two gold pieces for the ferryman. The usual.

Then I had an idea.

I decided to take not just her corpse, but everyone else's corpse too and a few random peasant skeletons I found lying around. I'd be adding them and all of their stuff to a separate funeral pyre next to hers--I'm not just going to give her the toll for the ferry, I'm going to give her a whole damn rowing crew. And more cash in case if the ferryman asks for a tip. And a few dozen fisher berries in case if she gets hungry on the way. And the clothes from the guys she killed in case if anything gets dirty and she wants to look her best for the ferryman.

And finally, as a last comfort, I'm going to take Dem Winepassion's bloated corpse (at least I'm assuming it's bloated, passionate wine-induced beer belly and all) and I'm going to plop him down next to the pyres, but not in them. He gets to watch, but he doesn't get a burial. He gets to wander the afterlife nekkid and alone. It's times like these I wish I could attack corpses and mutilate them as a sort of ritual humiliation.

Good night, sweet princess.

Edit: I just had another great idea: I'll carry Dem Winepassion's corpse around (or at least store it in a lair somewhere) until I learn necromancy. Then I'll resurrect him and mutilate him, maybe with either the bolt he killed Devsem with or Devsem's pike.

[FortKiller]

I just had another great idea: I'll carry Dem Winepassion's corpse around (or at least store it in a lair somewhere) until I learn necromancy. Then I'll resurrect him and mutilate him, maybe with either the bolt he killed Devsem with or Devsem's pike.

My next adventurer will do this to everyone. The plan is to kill people, then reanimate and mutilate everything I kill for the sake of a bigger army(reanimate the severed bits as well).  The actual story reminds me of my habit of dumping companion corpses in rivers, since I also drown companions if I need their armor/weapons.

[The Script]

Started up Adventurer Mode as a Human outsider... naked of course.
Human outsider finds town, is welcomed with open arms.
Finds sock on floor, picks it up and puts it on.
...
Is chased out of town by entire population.

Human outsider finds multilated corpse of Human outsider.

[Needicla]

On a quest to kill an outlaw, I hired a swordsman companion to join me on my quest, he and I slept until night.
While walking towards the north, I thought that a companion wouldn't be necessary, so I started an epic fight with the swordsman.
I have lodged my sword to his knee, making him paralyzed. At this time, I needed to test my boxing and kicking skills, so I start kicking his head, finally, I end the fight by cutting each of his limbs and placing them in my handy bag. Again, I sleep until the next night. It was probably suicide act, as the bogeymen can get me. Ofcourse, they arrived when I wake up, I run towards a river, and jump inside it.
But doing that makes it more possible for the bogeymen to get me. Ofcourse, I have nothing to do as I was grabbed by 2 bogeymen, the other 2 bogey men are cutting me in a half.

[FortKiller]

I just started an adventure. My first battle was this.
I was attacked by a lion, so my meatshieldlasher distractedfought it while I threw rocks. The lion killed my ally, so I unsneaked and punched it to death. Said ally also dropped his silver whip while being eaten by the lion. New goal: Become legendary lasher.

Edit: I forgot to mention my elf bowman. All we need is a sword for me and an axedwarf and we'll have a generic band of adventurers.
Edit2:I killed a bandit leader. It turns out the swordsmen were more of a threat than him, because it took him so long to fire that I had beat him to death before he could get two shots it. I'm having the best luck with this adventurer.

[Garath]

sweet

[miauw62]

My bronze colossus adventurer that injects venom when he kicks and breaths dragonfire is doing well.
I was attacked by a group of three bandits, one of wich a female overlord.
I proceeded to beat everybody to death and then ripping all the clothes off the overlord.
EDIT:
Did i mention the venom has [MAT_FIXED_TEMP:25000]?

[Angel Of Death]

I tried to shoot a maceman with my bayonet pistol. The shot hit the leader of the bandit gang right in the spine. The ringleader was standing at least 5 spaces to the left of the maceman.

[Kroack]

Walked into a town that is literally devoid of life. Every single house/shop is abandoned. Talking to some of the few citizen that remain, they tell me of a vampire in the catacombs that has killed over three thousand people. Welp. I guess I know where the population of the town went.

Also, are catacombs supposed to be boring, repetitive mazes?

[Angel Of Death]

I just killed a werewolf. I broke his arms and legs. Every time he'd pass out, I'd cut a part off of him. Starting with the nose, then, the ear, then, some part I don't remember and finally, the other ear. Eventually, I got sick of torturing him and severed his spine with a single slash.

[FortKiller]

I killed most of the towns shopkeepers, a few peasants, and one child before fleeing across a river. Luckily none of the crossbowmen noticed me sneaking around.

[Angel Of Death]

My 1 handed adventurer is showing a lot of signs of being one I'll keep for longer than I usually would. He just disembowelled an elite bowman AND stabbed his heart.