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Weirdsound

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3900 on: March 14, 2012, 11:15:19 pm »

Today my character rolled into town in search of a vampire. I started checking houses when suddenly I got challenged by a Goblin General... right in the middle of a human town. It wasn't hurting the citizens, and they were not attacking it, so I figured I run to avoid what I thought could have been a loyalty cascade.

Before I could get far enough away to fast travel however a lone citizen charges out of his house and begins attacking the Goblin... He was flashing blue and a quick look at his collection of human jewelry confirmed he was the vampire I was after. I step back and watch the fight play out, expecting the vamp to slaughter the gobbo. To my shock however the goblin breaks the Vampire's foot and quickly gains the upper hand in the fight!

Not wanting to miss out on being covered in vampire blood to lick up, I accused the vampire and join in the fight. The goblin and I quickly dispatched the vampire and I drink some blood before deciding to finish the goblin off. He quickly proceeds to break my arm and make me drop my shield, at which point I notice I am still hungry... The damn vampire syndrome was not ingestable!

I was up against a goblin that was kicking a vampire's ass, and not a vampire myself. I figured I was screwed... until I saw an avaible critical shot on his lower leg! I ground the Goblin, but the damn thing opens an artery! I am faint when I manage to get a killing blow to the head, and quickly fast travel away before I bleed out.

I then returned to town and reported my two kills to the thankfully non hostile humans.

TL;DR - Strangest Three-way Ever.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3901 on: March 15, 2012, 02:18:31 am »

Laughing as the Kobolds who got one lucky shot in and knocked me out ineffectively kick my passed out body for possibly hours, trying to kill me.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3902 on: March 15, 2012, 02:35:23 am »

Creeping through a dungeon filled with items, and some rooms stuffed with corpses from which the items likely came. I'm picking up all the money I can find, and am probably by now the richest man in the city.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3903 on: March 15, 2012, 04:59:32 pm »

I'm abusing the updated reveal function in dfhack with interactions that ask for line of sight.
shoot I can talk to peasants from outside their houses.
even out a vampire out of their range and let their own guards deal with him.

it's wallhack every one always wanted in adventure mode.

okay here some good news for companion issues, your companions will chase after the animal it's chasing until said animal bumps into a invisible wall and allow the companion to catch up and kill it.
then said companion will walk back to you after he or she is finished. though this kinda means you don't need to chase them down for walking away. you might want to chase them down if you don't want them to die by wildlife though.
« Last Edit: March 15, 2012, 05:55:50 pm by Rumrusher »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3904 on: March 15, 2012, 05:47:49 pm »

Just died after 2 zombies surrounded me. I'm sad now.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3905 on: March 15, 2012, 08:11:11 pm »

Just died after 2 zombies surrounded me. I'm sad now.

Why? Losing is fun! :P
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3906 on: March 15, 2012, 11:10:31 pm »

My steel golem adventurer is almost completely scrapped, but I still love "the Strangler". His two legs and left arm are mangled beyond use, and he can't even walk, but his one good arm is legendarily good at strangling the shit out of things.

Imagine a 12-foot metal statue man with the one working limb of his strangling the breath out of a couple dozen bogeymnen, a dorfvampire, a cougar and a couple of vampires, all while getting slowly more and more pulverized. Poor Strangly.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3907 on: March 16, 2012, 12:45:56 am »

I've recently discovered that Bronze Collosuses are great trainers. All you need to do is be super awesome at shield using, and have a weapon that won't slice off it's arms or anything, like a mining pick, mace, or a hammer. Accept being knocked down by the thing's bumrush, and autoattack it forever. Best results come when you don't need to eat, drink, or sleep. After banging on it for a few days, you can go rest and the BC's partial remains will be there for you to see, and you fighting skill will be OVER 9000!!!!(Pleasedon'tkillme) That was an invaluable lesson for my guy; with the help of Coach Iwa Urubol Xakedkom, has decorated his <<copper pick>> with enough decorations to almost fill a page.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3908 on: March 16, 2012, 01:07:37 am »

Osta Spaluurar Ramburu Osle (Osta Weedmaligned the Cross Plan of Banners) lives on still, although she is yet to find any place to call home, anywhere she is not greeted with angry shouts and violence. She continues to wander the wastes, tromping through the impervious murk, slaughtering bogeymen, battling alligators, hippoes and sturgeon when crossing rivers, and fighting off the occasional goblin patrol who, for some reason, attack her one sight, much to her dismay as she tries to reason with them.
Having lost the use of her right arm to, if she remembers correctly, a pack of giant dingoes, (Pretty much the deadliest giant critter I've encountered!) Osta has learnt to use her so-called two-handed sword in one hand, still managing to cut through anything but armoured opponents with ease, and even they only require a few more precise stabs before they're on the ground bleeding their hearts out.
This life in the wilderness has been good to her in a way, despite the masses of scar tissue criss-crossing across her body, she has become quite muscular, has learnt to swim, to take a clawing from any number of vicious beasts and survive... And although she's lost almost all her teeth and the use of her hand, she is quite probably one of the toughest goblins to walk the planet.
Still, this is small comfort to her, cast out and banished by her own people and yet to find any safe haven to rest.

She had a close call recently, fighting a patrolling squad from the Terror of Ringing, when she took a pike to  her good arm and could no longer grasp her sword. She kicked her two opponents to death, of course, then managed to put the sword in her backpack, not knowing how she would survive the next bogeyman attack. Thankfully, however, a good night's sleep was all she needed for her arm to heal, allowing her to grasp her blade once more.
It seemed almost supernatural... Her right arm did not heal when she had been injured there, so why was her left arm so much more resilient? She stared at it uncertainly, closing and opening her hand. Had her time out in this horrible place, the strange rains falling from the sky and the monsters she'd killed somehow... Changed her?
She pushed the thought aside, hefted her sword and set off once more. Surely, eventually she'd find her way home.

(The number of infected wounds poor Osta has is a little worrying... D: I hope I find somewhere to retire her soon, so I can have a new adventurer bite off her broken toes and ears and anything else infected.)
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3909 on: March 16, 2012, 01:38:25 am »

I've stabbed the local vampire lawgiver in the hands

he has dropped literally 600 items of jewelry made from elf and human nails, teeth and bone
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3910 on: March 16, 2012, 04:55:26 am »

I've stabbed the local vampire lawgiver in the hands

he has dropped literally 600 items of jewelry made from elf and human nails, teeth and bone

That's nothing. Have you ever decpitated a vamp with ~6000 kills? I just did. There were almost...I don't know how many pages, but it took me almost 5 minutes to scroll through all the 'the Bloody McChopFace Vampire loses hold of the +human hair bracelet+'.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3911 on: March 16, 2012, 04:58:30 am »

Just died after 2 zombies surrounded me. I'm sad now.

Why? Losing is fun! :P
That only counts in Fort mode, in Adventure mode, winning is the thing that is fun. Dying horribly after leaving town is very un-fun :P
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3912 on: March 16, 2012, 07:19:29 am »

Just died after 2 zombies surrounded me. I'm sad now.

Why? Losing is fun! :P
That only counts in Fort mode, in Adventure mode, winning is the thing that is fun. Dying horribly after leaving town is very un-fun :P

I just lost my 75-notable-kill dwarf today. I was kinda sad because this was the first adventure mode character that I've ever gotten as far as I did. He was crippled relatively early on when a jaguar bit his foot and made him lose the ability to stand. So... He went around crawling everywhere until I could find a shop that would sell a crutch. I became a legendary hammerdwarf shortly after, only to be killed by a goblin civ's clown leader, because for some reason he all of a sudden got pissed at me.


Hm, maybe my companions were at war with that civ, killed a gobbo, and then it rebounded onto me as I was talking to the leader. Oh well...  :'(
Losing is !!FUN!!

Not in adventure mode.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3913 on: March 16, 2012, 09:12:40 am »

I edited the civ raws so that dwarfs would have cities and figured I might as well do that for everyone.

As night was falling, The brave adventurer saw the lights of a villaged. Saved! As he opens the door of a nearby house, he puts on his friendliest face.

"Greetings, friends would you let a lone men sleep... Oh fuck. Kobolds."

Hilarity ensued.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3914 on: March 16, 2012, 08:23:04 pm »

I'm playing with the Better Vampires mod and DBZ mod v1Ultimate, and several small misc mods.

After many human adventurers killed by saiyans and namekian bandits I decided to return the love. I now wander the world with a mutilated dwarf companion who wields only shields, random other people who'll die the next fight, and a saiyan battle armor chest which has claimed the lives of many. I've seen plenty of strange things this adventure. I've seen a saiyan "elven queen", shirts and mittens made from battle armor material, a bonfire dagger turn a shop into flaming death, and an empty metropolis eaten by a vampire high priest who crashes the universe if someone tries to approach his church.

But by far the weirdest thing I've seen that I've never encountered in any other version is
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a partially disassembled house. After that first sighting, I've noticed several in many different cities.
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