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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3840 on: March 05, 2012, 09:05:30 pm »

Today I learned that getting my zombie hoards across a river is really annoying.

Come on guys, you're zombies.  It's not like you need to be scared of drowning, just walk across!
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3841 on: March 05, 2012, 10:06:09 pm »

Arkur Icaucim, Inspuz Kisho, laid aside his travelpack and waterskin. He  removed the sheath for his old friend, a steel tanto, worn with age, which had been the death of many foes. With it, he had slain Amayi, the marsh titan, as well as Dimati, the sand titan. Today was not for it, though. It had been worn too thin, resharpened too many times to be used again. It was merely a memento. Still strapped to his belt was a newer weapon, a katana, finely crafted and inlaid with shell and fine gems, from the anvil of an old friend in the capital. His dented, shining steel platemail hardly shifted as he stood; it fit him well. With a sigh, he strode out of the forest. His boots rang on ancient stones, and he beheld his foe. His allies had made this request of him, to end this beast, Num Wingtowers, the Mountain Titan.

It was a terrible sight; a massive, winged spider, covered in scales. A sickly purple venom dripped from its fangs, splashing on the bones of its victims. Arkur raised his sword and stepped forward defiantly. Num Wingtowers roared out a challenge and rushed forward, spraying a fine web at Arkur. The webs flew past, narrowly missing him. Arkur closed the gap with three strides, landing a might blow on one of the beast’s legs, then swiftly ducking as the Titan swung its other foreleg at him. Using his momentum, Arkur landed another blow on the raised foreleg, the thick chitin cracking under the fine westerling steel. The Titan reared back, preparing to strike again, and Arkur took his chance, plunging his blade deep into its body. The Titan shuddered, slumping to the ground, as Arkur withdrew his blade, wiping it with a torn scrap of clothing. The colors of the age-old ruin and the mountain valley it sat in faded. Arkur sighed, and turned back to where he had left his supplies.




Adventure mode is rather fun when you RP yourself as a monster, destroying every trace of fantasy and wonder in the world.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2012, 10:32:22 am by Flying Dice »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3842 on: March 06, 2012, 12:48:09 am »

I have begun an adventure in the grand world of Moyoecamo. The sasquatch outsider Necimi Bloodrains begins her journey... for glory? or maybe new reading material... She isn't really sure, but an ancient sasquatch with pride and power to match a god can afford to be as picky as she wants. There are at least 20 necromancer towers in this general area, and she intends to wipe them off the map! Or perhaps contract a werebeast curse to study it's effects and write her own book. Perhaps a bestiary of the various beasts of the night and undead monstrocities? Whatever. She got bored with this whole roam the wilds and raise children thing 50 years ago, and now it's time to scour the world for something worth living for, and this human village looks like the perfect place to start. Good thing she learned how to read and write, huh?

Kara Shademoths is the first poor fool to be tricked into following her back into the wilderness. Let the shenanigans begin!

I expect to be brutally murdered by wolves or coyotes within 50 yards of the town border. :P
« Last Edit: March 06, 2012, 12:52:14 am by Eric Blank »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3843 on: March 06, 2012, 12:49:50 am »

I died again, for the upteanth time, I'm starting to think I cant play adventure mode...
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3844 on: March 06, 2012, 12:57:17 am »

Innah Zingaanig Nesikxetan, Human Lesser Vampire, is currently on his way to kill a gloom troll with his band of meatshields loyal companions. It is the first real quest the leader of the human civilization has given him, and it may be a true test of his substantial power. He also had to feed recently, and did so by headlocking a master swordsman and draining all his blood out. He then proceeded to kill the swordsman's 8 friends, each with a longsword blow to the head. Then a crossbowman shot him in the arm, making him drop one of his swords, so he shot a glance at him, and the crossbowman promptly threw up his lunch and got decapitated.

He still hasn't even had to truly test his stealth abilities, or transform to regenerate yet. Maybe the night troll will actually make him have to give a shit during combat.

EDIT:Nope, decapitated. And a minotaur got it's skull caved in by a punch. Maybe fighting a master vampire would work...
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3845 on: March 06, 2012, 02:26:10 am »

Necimi fought many wild game, taking their skins and making basic clothing for herself to help her fit in with the humans. Indeed, Kara ran off after some camels during one of these hunts and was never seen or heard from again, but she was replaced by three soldiers from a fortress to the south.

The group traveled to a nearby town to find it almost completely abandoned. This made Necimi very nervous. Not that she wasn't used to being alone in the darkness, but that she was now alone with three strangers she barely knew and a select few rugged survivors hiding out in this jungle of dead trees, surrounded by impenetrable stone walls. If these few townsfolk weren't to be trusted, there would be no exit for her. They visited the keep, and found it equally lifeless, with but a lord and mayor and scant few warriors to preside over the rotting corpse of their civilization. Even the two leaders' families had moved away.

After being given free reign over the hoard of junk that the humans had collected, and apparently didn't really care about, Necimi started down into the dungeons; a labyrinth of carved stone tunnels of immense size. The first room they entered contained a raving madman with a hammer, who began to take swings at Necimi's companions. He was dispatched, but in the very next room were two more; a swordsman and an archer, who mortally wounded the lasher Necimi had recruited before they could be put down. She soon suffocated from her punctured lungs, and Necimi laughed at the weak little humans. Soon, though, she was back out in the wilds, and assaulting a camp of brigands which outnumbered the group three to one. They too were slaughtered, but at the cost of another of the companions.

Luck turned, and Necimi learned of the location of a werebeast. A werebeast that could impart on her unfathomable power and healing abilities, should she permit it to bite her during it's transformation. Necimi abandoned her last companion while she slept, and headed for the lair. She waited in the town nearby for two days as the moon turned, and while walking in the woods on the second night she was accosted by horrible little creatures, the likes of which she had never seen. They laughed and cackled, throwing horrible insults at her. They proved too agile and skilled in hand-to-hand combat to be defeated, and she fled all the way to the werebeasts' lair, having only minor injuries, such as a few missing teeth. Before the monsters vanished, one of them began spouting a prophecy of doom, claiming she would be cut down at the height of her power with the highest of irony and without pity, and none would recall her name, whether her scriptures survived or not.

For another week she waited in the town, more cautious to avoid being left alone in the woods at night, until the moon was full. Now, she stands outside the burrow of the monster, peering into the bright lime-green eyes glaring back at her, nothing like the human she had seen before. A werepig!

So disappointing...
« Last Edit: March 06, 2012, 02:29:51 am by Eric Blank »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3846 on: March 06, 2012, 05:42:11 am »

Started a new world to test DFVD.04 out before porting my save over, and the very first quest my bold hero gets, from the first person he speaks to, is to slay a serpent woman vampire with- count 'em- one thousand, eight hundred and sixty three kills.
"Uh, well, onwards!" He cried, wearing a brave face as he gripped his bronze short sword, even as icy fear gripped his bowels.

...I do not have very high hopes for Kusut Nongosvanod's continued survival! :P

Edit: Talking to the local crossbowman Ori Nithroscango, (I love that name) it seems I have generated a rather... Interesting world. He regaled me with tales of the many bizarre-but-deadly creatures he had slain in the surrounding area, known, ironically, as the mellow hills.
Crow men! A wild boar man! A giant emu!! Two giant mosquitoes!! Two moth men!!! A giant echidna!!! A peregine falcon!!!! Two wren men!!!!! A thrips man!!!!! A giant louse!!!!!! And of course, as one of his crowning achievements, he slew the reptile man Akith Forkedhail the Mountain of Islands.
After the things Ori has seen, he has no desire to join the young Kusut on his adventures. Hopefully he can find someone to come with him, even if not as skilled as this guy.

Editedit: Starting to get a bad feeling about this Ori fellow.
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Uh... Just how old are you?  ??? He could be a vampire, or just a very healthy, clean-living old dude. Should I pop the question?
That is, the 'OMG ARE U VAMPIRE' question, of course. :P
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3847 on: March 06, 2012, 06:10:55 am »

Finally found a necromancer tower. First time ever.

The instant i took a step inside the necromancer announced himself and promptly got himself stabbed in half by my <<copper spear>>. Because I was a vampire, the zombies just chilled, including the animated human hand and the crocodile corpse he animated. :P

Of course, the upper floor has nothing on it and there's no slab or book, so I can't become a necromancer just yet. -__-

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3848 on: March 06, 2012, 02:22:06 pm »

Necimi slew the hell out of the werepig. Eay headhot after it charged into a wall and sunned itself. She promptly reported victory in town and asked for more adventures, and was pointed towards another werebeast to the south east. This one was a werewolf, and since that's not quite as stupid as a werepig, she permitted it to bite her in the arm before slaying it, hopefully passing on the 'curse'. Now, she will enver ahve to worry about losing limbs or spinal injuries, as they will heal after a transformation. All she worries about is being caught during a transformation by the humans. Fortunately, though, the moon is now waning and she won't have to worry about that for another month.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3849 on: March 07, 2012, 12:31:23 am »

Wiping out a camp of ~12 goblins solo, including a swordmaster. They had a single crossbowgoblin, and I shit you not, I killed or incapacitated every single goblin except for the crossbow user and the swordmaster while throwing things exclusively at the crossbowgoblin. Collateral damage at its finest.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3850 on: March 07, 2012, 12:33:34 am »

I'm trying to commit mass human genocide.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3851 on: March 07, 2012, 02:19:15 am »

My new elven adventurer, Ecafe Packwipe, has just been told he has to go kill the bandit leader, Captain Hathur Strokepants.

Oh silly name RNG, you make for ridiculous things.
Eventually though, Packwipe is going to go adventure in the cursed lands to go slay the evil goblins and night creatures and whatever else.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3852 on: March 07, 2012, 03:45:06 am »

I hope he's packing the wipes, for after Captain Hathur finishes stroking his pants! ...Ergh. :-\
Something a bit less daft: Packwipe shall wipe up those goblins. And send them packing. :P Weak, I know.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3853 on: March 07, 2012, 05:46:09 am »

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« Reply #3854 on: March 07, 2012, 07:41:23 am »

Hahaa! That carps got one hell of a slap!
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