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miauw62

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3495 on: February 16, 2012, 03:58:32 pm »
And so the epic massacre (72 kills, including many, MANY gooses ganders and dogs) of Miauw Dragonborn The Savior Of Worlds ends.
After having both his arms severed, hopelessly fleeing the capital to the spring of a brook, and finally, in a glorious death, getting his head kicked from his throath by a emu mounted by a chieftain.
Damn, that was fun! (in both ways)
Some crazy massacre trying to destroy the entire capital. i think i got it except for the lord and a few elves.
I was ruthless and just  bumped into people instead of aiming.
ah well.
LETS TRY AGAIN.
:D
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3496 on: February 16, 2012, 04:39:35 pm »
Gonna see if I can kill a FB with this lil' guy to get him firmly in the legends. Human ladies already swoon when this bearded axe-crazy alcoholic (no alcohol in adv mode!), so let's see how far it can go and then I'll retire him and hope he migrates into a fort of mine.

edit:
Shees, a blob of water, that ofcourse died to a single thrown stone... How did it kill eleven people? Oh well, let's see if he'll show up in engravings now: 80 notable kills, 80 animals. killed: a titan, 3 night creatures, a giant and some bandits
« Last Edit: February 16, 2012, 04:54:43 pm by Garath »
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Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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miauw62

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3497 on: February 16, 2012, 04:48:35 pm »
Wut.
I just enterd the keep.
And theres a bunch of random guys attacking me.
Secret templar order, anybody?
I can take them tough.
Miauw BackStabbed The Ace of Glaciers shall not be killed (instantly)!
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3498 on: February 16, 2012, 04:49:49 pm »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on February 16, 2012, 01:48:42 pm
Quote from: miauw62 on February 16, 2012, 01:24:06 pm
Ohmigosh!
I think im gonna die :(
Somebody scratched my right hand and now it is infected!

Ah well, i already murderd half the capital.
And dead isnt imminent just yet!
THERE IS HOPE!
(by that i mean i think i can murder the entire capital before dieing)
Oh no, you've been afflicted with the most heinous of plagues: the small shallow scratch! But there is a cure, you must be bitten by a werebeast- when you transform into the beast your wounds will have been healed.

I wouldnt know how to find any werebeasts D:
(tough it must be quite badass to be one.)
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3499 on: February 16, 2012, 04:55:45 pm »
If anyone you kill drops a shitload of bone crafts, drink the blood.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3500 on: February 16, 2012, 04:58:40 pm »
Quote from: Garath on February 16, 2012, 04:55:45 pm
If anyone you kill drops a shitload of bone crafts, drink the blood.

If it's almost all animal and not sentient bone stuff, all you did was kill a VERY skilled huntsman.
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miauw62

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3501 on: February 16, 2012, 04:59:11 pm »
Quote from: Garath on February 16, 2012, 04:55:45 pm
If anyone you kill drops a shitload of bone crafts, drink the blood.
I think it wont be any random ambushers or random templars in the dungeons tough ;D
but as far as i know, thats the trick now!
thx
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3502 on: February 16, 2012, 05:10:24 pm »
actually, several leaders seem to be this, as well as peasants and some people in any sewers and such.

the leaders seem to be exempt from being driven out (We know he's a bloodsucking mass murderer, we like him that way)

some are able to hide good enough

others just fled to a safer place


ooooh, just checked my stats: shit at using armor, high master axe lord, legendary +9 fighter
« Last Edit: February 16, 2012, 05:13:40 pm by Garath »
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Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3503 on: February 16, 2012, 05:18:38 pm »
I've sent about 15 adventurers into the deathtrap known only as "that necromance tower with about twenty necromancers in it"
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3504 on: February 16, 2012, 05:24:43 pm »
Quote from: Garath on February 16, 2012, 05:10:24 pm
the leaders seem to be exempt from being driven out (We know he's a bloodsucking mass murderer, we like him that way)

Got a quest recently to kill a Vamp, who turned out to be the lawgiver. Granted that may not be the most popular position, but still.

Quote from: Garath on February 16, 2012, 05:10:24 pm
ooooh, just checked my stats: shit at using armor, high master axe lord, legendary +9 fighter

Oh my.
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It seems very dwarven to use the hell itself as a garbage disposal. I can just see this isolated pile of goblin clothing, rotten food, and chunks of animals sitting there in a featureless plain, slowly cooking in the heat as demons pick at it.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3505 on: February 16, 2012, 05:29:52 pm »
start at 5, legendary at 20, now 29. Yup time to retire and migrate to a fort soon.
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Jam a door with its corpse and let all the goblins in. Hey, nobody said it had to be a weapon against your enemies.
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And then everyone melted.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3506 on: February 16, 2012, 05:35:29 pm »
I just slayed a 107yr old Dragon! :)  (he's young, but still!)

Got my right-hand's fat burned off though, so does that mean my swordhand is now fireproof?
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3507 on: February 16, 2012, 05:47:24 pm »
a villager asked me to go into the sewers and kill someone who was terrorising the hamlet. i got lost and forgot my way back, now Im wandering around aimlessly trying to find other signs of life
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3508 on: February 16, 2012, 05:49:13 pm »
Quote from: GrizzleBridges on February 16, 2012, 05:47:24 pm
a villager asked me to go into the sewers and kill someone who was terrorising the hamlet. i got lost and forgot my way back, now Im wandering around aimlessly trying to find other signs of life

Before snuffing it out.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3509 on: February 16, 2012, 05:51:24 pm »
found some tombs. gonna cheat a bit and force reload everytime i die to clear out every single one of these tombs.
turns out its neccesary, as the mummies tend to falcon punch a hole through my brain.
also skeletons. hundreds of them.
crapload of loot in there though.
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