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[Tarran]

I just kicked in someone's skull. With a sandal and my foot.

Hell. Yes. I love those special opportunities in melee.

[Horizon9]

Since October 2010, it shows join date on your profile.

Ah yes, I forgot about that.
I was just wondering. I've been off this site for a few months. I'm seeing a lot of names that I don't recognize.

[LostCosmonaut]

Heh, apparently transforming to and from a werecreature heals nerve damage. Could be useful.

[Splint]

Seems I discovered a combination battlesite/bandit camp.

Dead goblins and elves everywhere. also spawns limitless weapons. Got a full throwing arsenal of featherwood pike. I know these wont do much, but it might soften the target up for my copper dagger barrage.

[Broseph Stalin]

Heh, apparently transforming to and from a werecreature heals nerve damage. Could be useful.

It heals everything. I'm assuming the way the transformation process is strictly functional right now and reverts the victim back to a generic body. With effective scheduling around the moon cycle you could have a military that gets dismembered and mangled then at the end of the month is completely fine.

[Deviled]

Started up a new adventurer, first quest was to kill a creature with 3269 kills.

[Tarran]

Easy peasy. Don't sweat it.

[Megaman_zx]

i had an adventurer who snuck into a necromancer tower, stole all their books and escaped, then right before i got to town, i was ambushed by bogeymen, and... i forgot to mention, i somehow was paralysed from the waist down. anyways, while paralysed, i fight off the boogeymen and eventualy kill them all only to realize my lungs are both broken and i cannot breath, i spend my last moments calmly reading musings about death and learning the secret meaning of life.

[Splint]

i had an adventurer who snuck into a necromancer tower, stole all their books and escaped, then right before i got to town, i was ambushed by bogeymen, and... i forgot to mention, i somehow was paralysed from the waist down. anyways, while paralysed, i fight off the boogeymen and eventualy kill them all only to realize my lungs are both broken and i cannot breath, i spend my last moments calmly reading musings about death and learning the secret meaning of life.

That's....  Like a fucked up ending to a short story.

[Tarran]

One of my pikemen followers just lost his hand. Yet, he appears to not give a shit, as he's holding his pike with one hand.

That guy is seriously determined to keep on fighting with me. He has earned my respect.

[Splint]

I had a lasher with dingos hanging off his head for two ingame days before we left the area.
Every other dingo bit him in the head, and he kept fighting. Two days later, I get a spinal jnury at the beach, courtesy of a unicorn I wasn't even after.

Said fuck it and promptly tossed myself in the drink.

[dood_]

Heh, apparently transforming to and from a werecreature heals nerve damage. Could be useful.

This is wonderful news for a half crippled vampire.

How did you get the weresyndrome though? As I understand it, only biting works... Perhaps strangling them to submission, hacking out a tooth, and eating it?

[Megaman_zx]

There must be !science!

[Tarran]

Making science with a werewolf sounds like a horrible idea.

Do it.

[dood_]

I have a legendary axenecrovamp, which apart from being a great band name, is also a great opportunity do science, what with the hilarious OP ness of it all. Also, vaguely in character, considering old Irthus only has one hand from nerve damage from before the vampire thing!

How to find werecreatures? I was trying to ask the villagers, but they just redirect me to the local lord.

Also, if you raid multiple necromancers towers, and read the slabs in each, you gain multiple raise corpse abilities. Useful for when one runs out and needs recharging.