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Author Topic: What's going on in your adventure?  (Read 2124853 times)

LostCosmonaut

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3345 on: February 15, 2012, 03:36:08 am »

Got sent on a quest to kill a random werecreature near a town. Killed it, but got bit in the process. About an hour or so later, I notice that I've turned into a werelizard when half the town runs out to attack me. Most of them got sent home with non-fatal bite wounds. Next full moon will be fun for everyone.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3346 on: February 15, 2012, 03:56:52 am »

Oh dear lord.

I wonder if the town will be renamed Kulur Ramac*.

*For the lazy, that means Night Lizard in human.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3347 on: February 15, 2012, 04:33:01 am »

my first assignment to  kill a werebeast, it was this dinky little goblin in it's none-were form. I cut it's head off and headed off back to the town to report my success. What's this? A second lair within 3 squares? MORE GLORY!? Into the hole!

Long story short there was a dragon in the hole in the ground.

Surprising part? Managed to kill it with a lucky spear thrust to the eye, I immediately became a hero to virtually all the near 100 civilizations in the world and was shortly struck down by a band marauding of gobos. Long live the memory of Kima Princeknight the Tempted Dike of Sinew.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3348 on: February 15, 2012, 04:42:45 am »

Been walking around a crypt, underneath a temple, desperately trying to find some way to awaken an enemy.  I can't steal anything, there's nothing to steal.  How do I make the mummies wake up? 

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3349 on: February 15, 2012, 05:05:27 am »

Well, I got into a tower.

And there were zombies on EVERY tile. Multiple on some. I hack apart many of them, then one of them lands a single punch on me. And tears my brain.

Needless to say, when I tryed a bowman, I found out that they had bowmen too. What.....
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3350 on: February 15, 2012, 05:24:01 am »

Another annoying question.  Will getting attacked by a werebeast in human form still infect me?  If not, how long does it take to get to a full moon? 
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3351 on: February 15, 2012, 05:55:06 am »

I started a new game as a lasher. WITH A SILVER WHIP. THANKS GAME.

...Anyway, first thing I noticed when I moved:

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The Farmer is struck by a ball of flames!
The Leatherworker is caught in a cloud of flames!
The Cook is caught in a cloud of flames!
The Mason is caught in a cloud of flames!
The Farmer is caught in a cloud of flames!

...Curious, I started inspecting houses. And sure enough, a house is on fire. And SOMEHOW there are people alive in there that I can talk to.

...I blame Deon and his Witcher mod.



STUPID TELEPORTATION TELEPORTING ME ON TOP OF A TWO STORY BUILDING. I was doing SO well and, of freaking course, the game puts me on top of a two story building.

Jumping off, well, I'm left with a broken upper right leg, and a bruised throat. Oh, and I'm in extreme pain.

There goes my adventurer.

Or not, he just healed his shattered bone in one day. Wow.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 06:36:36 am by Tarran »
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3352 on: February 15, 2012, 06:50:00 am »

adventurer 26, Morgrimm the Macedwarf hero, Thirty seconds after he started his adventure he was ambushed by 6 bandits, he killed them all becoming famous and then started a journey to cleanse the lands form the bandit scourge, 5 camps were cleaned a whole army of broken bodies were left behind, and thousands of gold coins were plundered, after his last journey he was returning home with his 5 companions when he was ambushed by 15 35 bandits, 35 at ONCE! he managed to kill 6 and mauled the overlord pretty bad before a steel arrow stuck him from behind in the upper spine, last thing he saw before the light faded out was the bandit overlord suffucate in his own blood.. Ha!
« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 06:57:19 am by Krantz86 »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3353 on: February 15, 2012, 06:56:20 am »

Started another Adventurer Today named... "Stakud Zasitemet Kegethilon Lolum" - I have no idea what that means in English.

Anyway, He's an axedwarf this time around, and It's been surprisingly easy after the previous adventurers I've offed so far.

Started out with an iron battle axe and after my small victory against the bandits, I took a silver battle axe, which seems to be doing a lot more damage. I've been set a task to kill a vampire, and upon going down into these catacombs, I'm flooded with human bodies and skeletons.

There's a few goblins down in these catacombs too, which me and the Crossbow Companion I had took down, shortly after, he died due to suffocation... Still searching for this vampire though, I've been through the whole catacombs, no vampire in sight.

Edit: Found out the name of my adventurer in English... "Stakud Knifefresh the Held Moon of Woods."
« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 07:09:24 am by Raidmaster »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3354 on: February 15, 2012, 06:58:13 am »

I decided to check the next room over before collecting all the loot, and bam, crossbow bolt to the lung.

Used to be an adventurer...
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3355 on: February 15, 2012, 07:21:36 am »

I used to be an adventurer like you, 'til I took an arrow in the knee, then I pulled the arrow out, stabbed the archer in the stomach with it forty times and stabbed it through his brain.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3356 on: February 15, 2012, 07:26:17 am »

Well from I gather necromancy is infact the same simple necromancy I been using since 31. Which means many folks should just kite their minions over to their target and use them for support.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3357 on: February 15, 2012, 07:55:30 am »

So, got ambushed by a single kobold bowman. Wandered around for a time trying to find him, when I did I put 3 arrows into him, (1 ribs, 1 abdomen/spine, 1 guts), he passed out and I cautiously waltzed over to him, expecting more to pop out. They didn't, so I casually positioned myself next to him for a nice long field-day in finer grappling techniques. By Noon I was skilled, and upon reaching 'tired' status decided to finish off the poor bugger, which had popped in and out of consciousness a few times to flail at me. And then....

Kobold bites you in the right eye, bruising it. Kobold latches on firmly.

Fuck. Break his grip.

You struggle in vain.
You struggle in vain.
You struggle in vain.
You miss the kobold.
You miss the kobold.
You struggle in vain.

Kobold shakes you around by the right eye, tearing it apart.

MOTHERFUCKER.


I took both of his and kept his head for future necromancy. Little shit has spunk.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3358 on: February 15, 2012, 07:59:37 am »

So, got ambushed by a single kobold bowman. Wandered around for a time trying to find him, when I did I put 3 arrows into him, (1 ribs, 1 abdomen/spine, 1 guts), he passed out and I cautiously waltzed over to him, expecting more to pop out. They didn't, so I casually positioned myself next to him for a nice long field-day in finer grappling techniques. By Noon I was skilled, and upon reaching 'tired' status decided to finish off the poor bugger, which had popped in and out of consciousness a few times to flail at me. And then....

Kobold bites you in the right eye, bruising it. Kobold latches on firmly.

Fuck. Break his grip.

You struggle in vain.
You struggle in vain.
You struggle in vain.
You miss the kobold.
You miss the kobold.
You struggle in vain.

Kobold shakes you around by the right eye, tearing it apart.

MOTHERFUCKER.


I took both of his and kept his head for future necromancy. Little shit has spunk.

Some has to draw this now.
Too hillarious not to.  :P
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #3359 on: February 15, 2012, 08:16:32 am »

Chose to set out as crossbowman this time, since it seems to be a bit OP, found myself a master crossbowman to accompany me and a swordsman. Traveled in the same wilderness that already cost me several adventurers, nothing...

Well, got a night creature to slay
edit: Well, that was surprisingly dull, my crossbow friend shattered it's leg with a bolt, my follow up went through the head

note to self, crossbows do not work well in melee
« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 08:40:56 am by Garath »
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