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[Johuotar]

I was ambushed by black bear near nightmonster lair so I made them fight. Bear won so I went and bashed it in the teeth with mace and BAM, bear teeth everywhere! Win.

[SeriousConcentrate]

EDIT: Okay it's gotten more insane, they raised my corpse and my corpse is attacking them. Okay now they've killed my corpse and raised it again. The corpse is still attacking them.

This may be one of the greatest things I've ever heard.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Running around paralyzing people and kicking their heads off while ass naked.

[Ringmaster]

Just started a new adventurer, walked in to the nearest building where four humans were milling around.
"You block the flying iron bolt!"

A kobold runs in from the other end of the room and took a shot at me, everyone there promptly swarms it and beats it to death. This is awesome.

[Kriby]

Geez, lady. Don't get TOO excited about your religion..

[Eric Blank]

My adventurer has been kicking ass with no serious injuries to her person thus far. I've become a master axeman with sixty-two notable kills, mostly kobold bandits, and thirty-eight wild animals.

I'm getting sick and tired of all the damn ambushes though. Literally cannot go 3 steps or sleep for more than half an hour before being ambushed. Have I even come close to wiping out the local kobold bandit population? I've certainly wiped out all the prospective companions simply by recruiting them.

[Intro1827]

Dying repeatedly to mummies. Fun stuff.

[dood_]

There are far more zombies in a Necromancers tower than I was expecting, is all I'll say.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

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[The Grackle]

First adventurer, first town, third shop. Walk inside and a goblin crossbowman/leather-merchant shoots me in the stomach with a bolt.  I guess the goblins were conquered, but not very well.

[Krantz86]

i just fought against a horde of undeads, i shredded half of the horde when a couple of necromancers descended the stairs, now i'm against all the undeads plust their animated limbs

PS: undead heads are hard to kill!

[Ringmaster]

Genned a pocket world, found the capital city of the humans, an enormous sprawling citadel. On the eastern outskirts exist at least 10 different night creature lairs, most of them werebeasts. I walked around the outer wall of the citadel and every house there was abandoned, I then proceeded in past the wall and found that there was no marketplace and all shops except for one that sold armor were also abandoned. I then entered the keep and found that apparently, after constant battling with the night creatures outside the walls, most of the inhabitants of the city had become legendary and gained a special job (They're the ones who have odd job names such as 'High tax' or 'Sacred gem'). Now I'm descending in to the local tombs to see if anything interesting is to be found down there.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I just walked up to a butcher, tore an arrow out of my stomach and traded it for meat

[Frying Doby]

DF-VD


Nevermore.OHK.

And there are some badass kobolds out there. I just could not hit them. Dogded every single time. Suffocated.

[Raidmaster]

Just started up my first adventurer on the new version, (34_01)

Crossbowman! So, I was set the task to go and kill an outlaw from the forests, I managed to sneak my way into the camp, shooting all of the human targets I saw near, (As well as the random elf). Went back to town and spread the word that I had killed this infamous outlaw.

After doing this I was set yet another task, this time I was asked to go and travel to kill another bandit leader... I recruited my first companion soon after, another Crossbowman like myself. We both travelled the main road heading towards this other camp...

Unfortunately a little while after following the road, we were both ambushed by goblins, I got in a few shots, killing one or two of the attackers that were in sight just before the chief arrived. I then promptly shot the chief to near death point, from which two goblin elite crossbowmen appeared. I ran for cover, trying to stick to the tree line, sadly I didn't make it that far.

By this time, I had been shot down, my companion, who was now holding off one of the other goblins, couldn't give me any other aid, so I was shot to death as he fought with the others.