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[Quackzor]

Well, after strangling and killing 95% of a town I was struck down; kicked in the head by some Human fish dissector! I learned my lesson and have not attacked a town like that since!

[Rumrusher]

well I beat up a bunch of gazelles near a pool with my architect Human bud during the beat down I grab* one and carried it to a pool so I could drown it when I got to it suddenly the game pause for a second and I was now holding a Elkbird over a pool. Some how it teleported into the adventurer's hands while I was carrying it.

it was weird.


*CarryEX a addon for Dfusion I made to make it possible to drag or carry creatures around EX is because it's an improvement of my old code(which only allow you to carry west of you).

[addictgamer]

So...My last guy was like:

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I was like, "Time to fill my backpack with the loot down in the shrine!"

On my way back to town, night fell. I wasn't worried at all, my guy has a ☼foot of pwnage☼!
The bogeymen hadn't yet heard of the coral titan's defeat though, so they dared attack me.
I learned the hard way that a ☼foot of pwnage☼ is worth nothing if the RNG god is against you; a bogeyman kicked my head off my shoulders.

My current adventurer is leading an army of peasants around, slowly killing and looting the town. In a 'legal' manner. Goblins like to target you when you have an army though.
Gained a bunch of weapons at the cost of my shield hand. Stupid peasants can't be used as meat shields apparently.

[Rumrusher]

Playing my first DFMODE Adventure fort and end up after my first in game month in we ran out of drinks and didn't build a still. So now Mung's band on a Quest for BOOZE!

[Angel Of Death]

So...My last guy was like:

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I was like, "Time to fill my backpack with the loot down in the shrine!"

On my way back to town, night fell. I wasn't worried at all, my guy has a ☼foot of pwnage☼!
The bogeymen hadn't yet heard of the coral titan's defeat though, so they dared attack me.
I learned the hard way that a ☼foot of pwnage☼ is worth nothing if the RNG god is against you; a bogeyman kicked my head off my shoulders.

My current adventurer is leading an army of peasants around, slowly killing and looting the town. In a 'legal' manner. Goblins like to target you when you have an army though.
Gained a bunch of weapons at the cost of my shield hand. Stupid peasants can't be used as meat shields apparently.

Falcawn knee! I just got my best companion ever! He's a pump operator, he's saved my life multiple times and he can decapitate most people in a single strike, using his black steel carving knife.

[Shook]

I just found out that martial trances not only give you obscenely high skill levels, but apparently they also make you extremely dense. As an axedorf, i was charged by a human. Usually, this ends with me getting knocked down. However, this time, the humie got knocked over and tumbled backwards. He lost his head more than figuratively.

[jaxy15]

Some dumb shadow creature killed my werewolf.

[addictgamer]

After an intense 30 minute battle ('real world' time), a spinning large copper dagger has slain its first and greatest foe.

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Sorry, had to post this. First time a dagger did me any good.

Edit: Lucky dagger. Just shot and killed another foe; some random night creature the villagers asked me to kill.
I'm going to venture a guess that it is an enchanted lost artifact that homes in on the head and chops it off the target's shoulders.
Whether or not that's what it was, it is now 

[noah22223]

You stab the peasant in the upper body with the silver spear!
The spear has lodged firmly into the wound!
You stab the peasant with the copper slicing knife!
Random details!
(Repeat X50)
The copper slicing knife has lodged firmly into the wound!
You kick the peasant in the lower body!
Random details!
(Repeat X50)
Me: DIE ALREADY!
Peasant: Must... Not.... Dieeeeeeeeee...
Peasant has given in to the pain.
You slash at the head with the copper slicing knife, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Peasant has been struck down.

Now, this whole time, the spear has been IN HIS HEART.
And I had to do this 50+ times to destroy a village, cause they WOULD NOT DIE.

[ElthMysterius]

Was almost done slaughtering a small village when suddenly I was forked in the back of the head. Despite wearing a bronze helm, and despite the fork being made out of copper, it tore apart my upper spine, leaving me completely defenseless as the townsfolk beat me to death.

Remember folks, forks are deadly weapons. Think about that next time you put one in your mouth.

[Angel Of Death]

Was almost done slaughtering a small village when suddenly I was forked in the back of the head. Despite wearing a bronze helm, and despite the fork being made out of copper, it tore apart my upper spine, leaving me completely defenseless as the townsfolk beat me to death.

Remember folks, forks are deadly weapons. Think about that next time you put one in your mouth.

Bronze is one of the worst materials for armour. Iron is WAY better.

[noah22223]

Atm, I have a stark naked adventurer who bats bolts out of the air with his swords. He is a legendary Swordsman.

Edit: Aaaaand a bogeyman smashed in his face as soon as he woke up.

Did I forget to mention he survived two waves of them?

[Acanthus117]

In my current game, I'm prancing around the world with my adamantite dagger and redsteel (modded) sword, cutting the fuck out of anyone who stands against me.

I've a small army following me too, so it's all good.

[jaxy15]

I made a new Nord bowman.
He went to a bandit camp, castrated a swordsman by biting his genitals off, and killed everyone there.
I tried to sell the testicles.

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

I'm breaking the ankles and wrists of everybody I see.
I first strangle them, then pinch their ears and nose, then gouge the eyes out.
If they live, I break the ankles and wrists.
EDIT:Now I'm strangling them and pinching their throat, effectively tearing their aorta.