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[Random_Dragon]

So I just had an annoying thought. I'm not gonna be able to make armor that'll fit a gremlin, right? ;w;

I've had a demon put on a elf's thong, so you never know.

That is a hilarious mental image. Maybe I'll give it a try. Despite elf-sized goods being a full 50000cc larger than what gremlins can wear.

[TheFlame52]

So I just had an annoying thought. I'm not gonna be able to make armor that'll fit a gremlin, right? ;w;

I've had a demon put on a elf's thong, so you never know.

That is a hilarious mental image. Maybe I'll give it a try. Despite elf-sized goods being a full 50000cc larger than what gremlins can wear.

I saw the demon rip off the thong and beat the elf to death with it, as normal, and then saw it rearrange its possessions. So I looked over at it and it was wearing a small rope reed fiber thong. And then I had about the same reaction you did.

[Fruitsbrain Weapon-tosser]

Finally made my way through the Evil Swamp, and went on through the adjacent Evil Forest. It turns out that there were in fact two Bronze Colossi and one Titan left in the area. First Colossi went fine, second was a bit more of a hassle, and took a lot longer to strike down than the first. Titan was a Three-eyed Gila Monster with three tails and a poisonous bite, which went down with little fanfare.

Found a couple Hamlets along the way through the swamp. One was completely devoid of life, outside of the site's sole survivor, its leader who was stuck in eternal slumber in a tent outside. I saved his sleepy ass from some Zombie Beak Dogs and went on. The next town over seemed to be doing much better, with multiple battlements and trenches set up, and a surprisingly sizable population. I told them of my triumphs, wished them luck in surviving the droves of Zombie Harpies and Beak Dogs, and went on my way.

I finally get free of these evil lands, and find myself in what seems to be the centerpoint of Elven society. I resist my personal hatred of the tree dwellers and continue on to the nearby Shrine. I find an eyeless Capybara with a Shell, which menaces with furious flames! Considering my past experiences with Flame-spewing Megabeasts, I am hesitant, but I must perform my goal! I am able to avoid its flames decently enough, but am inevitable caught on Fire again. I fling my !!SELF!! into the conveniently nearby river, and keep on fighting.

I suddenly realize... I keep getting caught in its Flames and Fireballs, but I'm not melting anymore. I check my Description, and behold that I have lost all the Fat in my body! Well slap my some Burn Heal and call me The Fury, I'm fireproof now!!! Foolish Megabeasts! Your fire and brimstone has only made me stronger!!!!!! I fell the Beast, and continue on to the North-East. turns out I'm gonna have to trudge through yet more Evil Lands before I can reach my current destination, so I guess I better get ready to covered in more GACK while being accosted by Undead...

[Random_Dragon]

I saw the demon rip off the thong and beat the elf to death with it, as normal, and then saw it rearrange its possessions. So I looked over at it and it was wearing a small rope reed fiber thong. And then I had about the same reaction you did.

Well, I got a fuckload of giants to made loincloths out of. Time for science.

[Uzu Bash]

"Greetings, human. What ails your village?"
"Well, there's this massive monster!"
"Where?"
"Lonesomenight the Standard of Calluses"
"...that's a lot of syllables. Where exactly would I find that?"
"I dunno. Not around here, that's for sure."
"Then what trouble has it caused you?"
"Oh nothing, it would just bring great glory to us all-"
"And does this keep you awake at night?"
"Well, no-"
"Does it prevent you from putting food on your table?"
"No, of cour-"
"Does it keep you from fucking your wife?"
"Hey! No-!"
"Well then, it sounds like your insomnia, starvation and impotence problems have been solved. Good day."

[Random_Dragon]

I love it when they're harassed by monsters that are inaccessible from where they're at.

EDIT: Made Grim a helmet, and she simply put it in her backpack. Doh.

[Amperzand]

I guess the things just yell insults really goddamn loudly?

[Random_Dragon]

Dangit Grim, I'm leaving you three or four KOed giants with snapped necks and you just piss offf running around. Cry some more baby!

[Rumrusher]

so the new update came out and I decided to play an goblin fortress guard, chased back a trail of dwarf blood to the opening of a tunnel system and a cave crocodile attacked,
uhh then the mayor join into the fray and I snuck up behind the crock and silently chop it behind it's head while it was distracted by the mayor who was punching it.

then decided to make a figurine of a human out of the bones.
and made this horrible mess.

Time works the same way.

[Random_Dragon]

so the new update came out

OH SHIT. Need to update Adventurecraft.

[Rumrusher]

so the new update came out

OH SHIT. Need to update Adventurecraft.

uhh fun fact the new engrave menu works on statues, figurines and Engraving so best to slap on engraving mechanics to stuff and see what happens.
doesn't seem to really name  these objects though.
sadly I haven't touch adventurecraft/wanderer mod in the 42.xx updates due to the creature changes that been done.

hmm some how need to double check a world gen if toady didn't remove elephantmen from the game

[Random_Dragon]

uhh fun fact the new engrave menu works on statues, figurines and Engraving so best to slap on engraving mechanics to stuff and see what happens.
doesn't seem to really name  these objects though.
sadly I haven't touch adventurecraft/wanderer mod in the 42.xx updates due to the creature changes that been done.

hmm some how need to double check a world gen if toady didn't remove elephantmen from the game

But can adventurers engrave without DFHack? o3o

[Amperzand]

That would involve messing with blocks. I imagine it won't be a thing until we start being able to chop down trees and the like.

[Bumber]

so the new update came out and I decided to play an goblin fortress guard, chased back a trail of dwarf blood to the opening of a tunnel system and a cave crocodile attacked,
uhh then the mayor join into the fray and I snuck up behind the crock and silently chop it behind it's head while it was distracted by the mayor who was punching it.

then decided to make a figurine of a human out of the bones.
and made this horrible mess.

Time works the same way.

I'm picturing Salvidor Dali's The Persistence of Memory with meatballs.

Armok is eating the Time and flesh balls with an adamantine fork. The dwarves are perplexed. The elves are vomiting.

[ZM5]

I'm wondering if you can somehow influence people's perceptions by making up historical events with figurines and stuff even if you don't actually have any kills.


yes I know I've been playing DD:DA too much to the point I made creatures for DF based on it