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[umiman]

is being produced. Being developed. Right now.



The stars: Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Brittany Murphy, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Charisma Carpenter, Eric Roberts, Terry Crews, Robert Knepper, Steve Austin, Gary Daniels, David Zayas, Randy Couture, Giselle Itie

The title: The Expendables

The trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXfOVNghWhk

My preferred title: The Last UFC Rambo World Championship Transporter of Sin City 2

Ooooooh yeah!!!!

[Enzo]

Best mindless action movie ever?

It just might be.

[Sensei]

We finally get to find out whether Stallone beats Schwarzenegger in a fight!

Beats the hell out of avatar for knowingly plot-lite movies.

[Acanthus117]

I can't wait for this. Mindless action+ a buttload of awesome action movie stars? WIN

[Ampersand]

Written and Directed by Sylvester Stallone. Awesome.

[Aqizzar]

The stars: Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Brittany Murphy, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Charisma Carpenter, Eric Roberts, Terry Crews, Robert Knepper, Steve Austin, Gary Daniels, David Zayas, Randy Couture, Giselle Itie

I don't see Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel in there.  But other than that, oh my God.  I remember The Critic (anyone else watch that show?) had an episode where the background plot was Arnold, Stallone, Ventura, and a bunch of already washed-up action heroes doing an all-star remake of The Dirty Dozen.  And I remember thinking, "Shit that'd be an awesome movie."

I will see this in the theater.  And I will be rocked.

[Neruz]

It will be interesting to see if this can top Shoot 'Em Up.

[cganya]

the expendables? i thoguht for a moment it was about those guys with low bravery or psi strength stats in x-com

[Mephansteras]

All soldiers in X-Com are expendable. You just don't *mean* to expend some of them.


I want to see an X-Com movie now...

[Jackrabbit]

Oh God. My brain will never want to work again, I just know it.

[ToonyMan]

Yeah I'm watching this.

[Cthulhu]

The stars: Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Brittany Murphy, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Charisma Carpenter, Eric Roberts, Terry Crews, Robert Knepper, Steve Austin, Gary Daniels, David Zayas, Randy Couture, Giselle Itie

I don't see Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel in there.  But other than that, oh my God.  I remember The Critic (anyone else watch that show?) had an episode where the background plot was Arnold, Stallone, Ventura, and a bunch of already washed-up action heroes doing an all-star remake of The Dirty Dozen.  And I remember thinking, "Shit that'd be an awesome movie."

I will see this in the theater.  And I will be rocked.

Diesel and The Rock (I refuse to call him Dwayne Johnson.  I don't watch Wrestling, because I'm middle-class and not an eight year old, but he'll always be The Rock to me) are too busy making feel good comedies where they babysit kids.

[Jackrabbit]

All action movie stars go through that phase. They'll come around eventually.

[Aqizzar]

Diesel and The Rock (I refuse to call him Dwayne Johnson.  I don't watch Wrestling, because I'm middle-class and not an eight year old, but he'll always be The Rock to me) are too busy making feel good comedies where they babysit kids.

So no Ice Cube then either.  Still doesn't explain why there's no Bruce Willis or Sam Motherfucking Jackson.  Heck, I'll take a Mel Gibson, he needs the cred.

[ToonyMan]

Tooth Fairy.