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dwarfguy2

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staticgloves and their static gloves
« on: March 17, 2010, 07:26:26 am »
alright,  new story. gonna lose, but still. sign up.

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profession:
brings:
« Last Edit: March 19, 2010, 04:50:00 pm by dwarfguy2 »
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Argonnek

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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 09:25:29 am »
I must see this.
Name: Argonnek (creative, aren't I?)
Profession: Proficient grower, cook, brewer
Brings: 10-20 of each seed and lots and lots of foodbooze.
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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 10:00:52 am »
Pills here!

Name: Dorf.
Profession: Proficient miner.
Brings: Steel battle axe.

A miner named "Dorf" who brings an axe with himself. Well, adding it to the prospect of having him die sooner or later, it's gonna be either one of the most useless or most awesome dwarves here.
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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 11:08:35 am »
Name: Sodel, preferably female (but whatever works).
Profession: Proficient mason, mechanic.
Brings: Some turtles.
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Quote from: OneMoreNameless on April 21, 2009, 10:59:17 pm
But they never would have given up either. And compared to sitting around in this prison for the rest of my life? Losing is fun.

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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 12:22:27 pm »
name:Stead
profession:Carpenter
brings: Axe

If we will collapse, better have some nice beds, and wooden walls first eh?
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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 01:24:47 pm »
name: Sir Broccoli
profession:Trader/whatever skills you need
brings: Cats
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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2010, 01:27:43 pm »
name: Uber
profession:Proficient woodcutter, brewer
brings:Axe, 10 bottles 'o booze, and a dagger[Or something along those lines..]
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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2010, 02:26:58 pm »
name: dood
profession: mechanic, seige engineer
brings: nothing really
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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2010, 03:48:45 pm »
Well, I guess we've got the starting seven here.
But I really like the way nobody brought a pick with themselves. Glorious !!fun!! will ensue.
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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2010, 03:50:23 pm »
Aw. I wanted a dwarf named "Hey Joe."

Not Joe. Hey Joe.
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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2010, 03:58:15 pm »
Quote from: Blackburn on March 17, 2010, 03:50:23 pm
Aw. I wanted a dwarf named "Hey Joe."

Not Joe. Hey Joe.

Just for you, we're gonna try hard and not kill ourselves until the first immigrant wave. But don't expect much from us, we REALLY want that lava waterfall in the dining room.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2010, 04:03:27 pm by LordSlowpoke »
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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2010, 03:44:28 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on March 17, 2010, 03:58:15 pm
Quote from: Blackburn on March 17, 2010, 03:50:23 pm
Aw. I wanted a dwarf named "Hey Joe."

Not Joe. Hey Joe.

Just for you, we're gonna try hard and not kill ourselves until the first immigrant wave. But don't expect much from us, we REALLY want that lava waterfall in the dining room.


Dwarf needs his magma mist.
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dwarfguy2

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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2010, 03:48:45 pm »
bad news: 6 to 1 girl to boy ratio. i want a boy.
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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2010, 07:47:21 pm »
sodel, i can still make work. so, do you want those turtles as a bra, or a food?
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Re: who wants to be a PART OF A FORT THAT WILL DEFINITELY COLLAPSE?
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2010, 08:35:23 pm »
Well, they start out as food, and then once you eat them, you have shells you can do stuff with.
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Quote from: OneMoreNameless on April 21, 2009, 10:59:17 pm
But they never would have given up either. And compared to sitting around in this prison for the rest of my life? Losing is fun.
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