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Calhoun

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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2010, 02:06:56 pm »
If booze acted like a true liquid, i'm sure they could just drink it down to a safe level.

If only you could drain that segment, and set it on fire. THAT'D BE FUN!
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Quote from: silverskull39 on March 12, 2010, 06:23:04 pm
I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2010, 02:08:05 pm »
Dwarves can breathe booze. They are Amphibooz.
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2010, 02:09:33 pm »
Welcome to the marvelous world of DF! Where  insanity,killing babies and genociding is natural!



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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2010, 02:11:52 pm »
JETSQUUUIREL!
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2010, 02:20:18 pm »
Fun thing:

They are currently in the only part of the fortress above the water, they refuse to drink the water and as such are busy dehydrating.
They are all standing next to my fields with many, MANY plumpy's.

:D Wonder what happens here ^^

EDIT: Another baby...

EDIT2: Mosus the baby has drowned...
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2010, 02:22:15 pm »
Quote from: Nether on March 16, 2010, 02:20:18 pm
EDIT: Another baby...

The Terror of drowning has caused many mothers to give birth during this event.

Alternatively, "QUICK, BUILD A WALL OF BABIES!!!"
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Quote from: silverskull39 on March 12, 2010, 06:23:04 pm
I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2010, 02:23:20 pm »
I like to think booze to dwarves is like spinach to Popeye, so they should be fine.
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2010, 02:41:13 pm »
Quote from: Calhoun on March 16, 2010, 02:22:15 pm
Quote from: Nether on March 16, 2010, 02:20:18 pm
EDIT: Another baby...

The Terror of drowning has caused many mothers to give birth during this event.

Alternatively, "QUICK, BUILD A WALL OF BABIES!!!"
Somehow I feel like you have had an unpleasant event in your life concerning babies...
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2010, 02:46:15 pm »
Quote from: Nether on March 16, 2010, 02:20:18 pm
Fun thing:

They are currently in the only part of the fortress above the water, they refuse to drink the water and as such are busy dehydrating.
They are all standing next to my fields with many, MANY plumpy's.

:D Wonder what happens here ^^

EDIT: Another baby...

EDIT2: Mosus the baby has drowned...

 What an appropriate name they gave him.  Especially if you've ever had the misfortune of seeing Bible Adventures on NES.  Half the fun of that was tossing Baby Moses in the river.  Actually, I think that was the only fun thing you could do in that "game".
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2010, 02:56:19 pm »
Quote from: Nether on March 16, 2010, 02:20:18 pm
EDIT2: Mosus the baby has drowned...
Maybe the sea wasn't red enough?
Quote from: Calhoun on March 16, 2010, 02:22:15 pm
The Terror of drowning has caused many mothers to give birth during this event.
You mean, their water broke?

Also, genetics are coming up. I'll leave the rest to your imagination...
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #25 on: March 16, 2010, 03:06:14 pm »
Quote from: Nether on March 16, 2010, 02:41:13 pm
Quote from: Calhoun on March 16, 2010, 02:22:15 pm
Quote from: Nether on March 16, 2010, 02:20:18 pm
EDIT: Another baby...

The Terror of drowning has caused many mothers to give birth during this event.

Alternatively, "QUICK, BUILD A WALL OF BABIES!!!"
Somehow I feel like you have had an unpleasant event in your life concerning babies...
Not at all, It just seems like a better use of them.
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Quote from: silverskull39 on March 12, 2010, 06:23:04 pm
I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #26 on: March 16, 2010, 03:07:40 pm »
Quote from: Nether on March 16, 2010, 01:55:45 pm
On second note, Hitler's a pussy compared to some guys here. what the hell are THEY!?

They, my friend, are DF players.

Also: Godwin's law!
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #27 on: March 16, 2010, 03:11:21 pm »
the water. The booze will only make them stronger. Maybe it'll make them strong enough to swim out, but unlikely.
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2010, 03:15:10 pm »
XD This is getting a tad unpleasant sidetouch with all these water word-jokes XD
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2010, 03:24:12 pm »
They dead yet?
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Quote from: silverskull39 on March 12, 2010, 06:23:04 pm
I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.
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