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Nether

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I feel like [s]Hitler[/s] Stalin now...
« on: March 16, 2010, 01:14:42 pm »
So... my fps got below 20 and as promised I ordered the pulling of the lever. God I feel bad about that. My dwarves are currently watching a 7/7 wave flowing towards them with the only exit being sealed off by 7/7 water. I feel so much like Hitler right now for genociding my dwarves...
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 01:17:17 pm »
Get used to it. Seriously.

Or be like me an RP an actually well-meaning ruler.
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2010, 01:17:30 pm »
congratulations! you just graduated DF. here's your diploma:

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Nether

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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2010, 01:24:26 pm »
And a tresher just gave birth! Oh god...

I believe I rp a well-meaning ruler a bit too much... This is not good...

I do bad things to POW's, but they are not real, not ... r... damn.
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2010, 01:29:25 pm »
You know who else felt like Hitler? Hitler. Way to go, you Nazi.
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2010, 01:31:01 pm »
Hey, if you can't genocide in a game, then where can you?

That said, I usually just abandon. So I can find the dwarfs later in adventure mode.
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Quote from: silverskull39 on March 12, 2010, 06:23:04 pm
I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2010, 01:32:39 pm »
And commit genocide?
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2010, 01:35:01 pm »
Quote from: Demonic Spoon on March 16, 2010, 01:32:39 pm
And commit genocide?

No. Unless they refuse to join my adventures. Then YES! Unless they were one i liked during the fort's existence.

In fact, if i liked them enough, i'll deposit stuff in their home, if i can find it.
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Quote from: silverskull39 on March 12, 2010, 06:23:04 pm
I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2010, 01:36:13 pm »
AND THERE IS 3 PAGES OF CHILDREN AND BABIES!

Oh fucking hell, here I come...The water's 3/7 minimally now, everywhere.
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2010, 01:43:24 pm »
Hurray for genocidage!

Edit: There's something to take waaay out of context.
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2010, 01:45:57 pm »
Quote from: Waffle on March 16, 2010, 01:43:24 pm
Hurray for genocidage!

Edit: There's something to take waaay out of context.

FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE!

OT: That's a LOT of kids. Maybe the adults can tie them together and use them as a raft. That'd be Hilarious!
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Quote from: silverskull39 on March 12, 2010, 06:23:04 pm
I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2010, 01:52:57 pm »
Quote from: Nether on March 16, 2010, 01:36:13 pm
AND THERE IS 3 PAGES OF CHILDREN AND BABIES!

Oh fucking hell, here I come...The water's 3/7 minimally now, everywhere.

Fun fact

Mothers drop their babies at 4/7 or 5/7 water if it's flowing, and babies can drown in it if you're not careful.

Someone even made a baby-removal-tool with flowing water over a hallway that ended in a deep pit. You don't have to feel bad for just killing dwarves once, there are entire forts build around the idea that if dwarves are kept miserable enough they will slaughter eachother and make items out of their former friends' bones and skins.
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What kind of statues are your masons making, that you think they have "maximum exposure"?
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(Full frontal ones, apparently.  With very short beards.) 

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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2010, 01:55:45 pm »
Quote from: Calhoun on March 16, 2010, 01:45:57 pm
Quote from: Waffle on March 16, 2010, 01:43:24 pm
Hurray for genocidage!

Edit: There's something to take waaay out of context.

FOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE!

OT: That's a LOT of kids. Maybe the adults can tie them together and use them as a raft. That'd be Hilarious!
You made me lol... bastard XD

Quote from: XSI on March 16, 2010, 01:52:57 pm
Quote from: Nether on March 16, 2010, 01:36:13 pm
AND THERE IS 3 PAGES OF CHILDREN AND BABIES!

Oh fucking hell, here I come...The water's 3/7 minimally now, everywhere.

Fun fact

Mothers drop their babies at 4/7 or 5/7 water if it's flowing, and babies can drown in it if you're not careful.

Someone even made a baby-removal-tool with flowing water over a hallway that ended in a deep pit. You don't have to feel bad for just killing dwarves once, there are entire forts build around the idea that if dwarves are kept miserable enough they will slaughter eachother and make items out of their former friends' bones and skins.
Wow, I never knew that... I knew people went far here, but thats just... cruel XD.

Ok, if not Hitler, what am I?

EDIT: On second note, Hitler's a pussy compared to some guys here. what the hell are THEY!?
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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2010, 02:02:21 pm »
Quote from: Nether on March 16, 2010, 01:55:45 pm

EDIT: On second note, Hitler's a pussy compared to some guys here. what the hell are THEY!?


Awesome? Epic? Great? Fantastic? Creative?

And honestly, the baby-killing river isn't a bad idea, though it's definitely easier to just change the variable in the INIT file.
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Quote from: silverskull39 on March 12, 2010, 06:23:04 pm
I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: I feel like Hitler now...
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2010, 02:04:32 pm »
Quote from: Calhoun on March 16, 2010, 02:02:21 pm
Quote from: Nether on March 16, 2010, 01:55:45 pm

EDIT: On second note, Hitler's a pussy compared to some guys here. what the hell are THEY!?


Awesome? Epic? Great? Fantastic? Creative?

And honestly, the baby-killing river isn't a bad idea, though it's definitely easier to just change the variable in the INIT file.
Hmmm, the babies were just dropped and are now drowning in the booze stockpile, though I'm rather uncertain whether it's the booze or the water that kills em.
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